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SKATEBOARDING => SKATE & DESTROY => Topic started by: Chickenfoot on March 22, 2012, 07:37:22 PM



Title: Reentry
Post by: Chickenfoot on March 22, 2012, 07:37:22 PM
Looks like the Sharts are gonna miss the playoffs this year and I just retired from about a decade of heavy drinking, so I started up again.  I was advised to comeback slowly to minimize the risk of injury.   I'm thinking about riding an 8.2 to 8.5 for low level street skating after years of sticking with an 8.

I also got a few questions about wheels and surfaces if anyone can answer them. 

Thank You.


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: krusher on March 22, 2012, 09:29:34 PM
Oh god I hope the wave of all you old fuckers coming back is the death of skateboarding!

RAZORS FO LIFE! 2 WHEELS ONE HANDLE BITCH!


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: dtotherob on March 22, 2012, 09:41:01 PM
Oh god I hope the wave of all you old fuckers coming back is the death of skateboarding!

RAZORS FO LIFE! 2 WHEELS ONE HANDLE BITCH!

QFT. and hockey FTW.


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: susej on March 23, 2012, 07:51:55 AM
Holy fucking old guys batman!


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: Chickenfoot on March 23, 2012, 09:19:50 AM
We are like The Walking Dead on 7-ply maple, here to show you up, poach your spots and slice any legal tail you are lucky enough to have.  It gets worse.  There is a good chance that in time you will eventually become one of us!


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: Salamander on March 23, 2012, 10:36:40 AM
I hear that train sets are making a huge come back these days.
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e384/ericmpeters/Train-set-up1.jpg)

And look they are great fun for old guys. Just think of how much fun you could be having with one of these train sets in the privacy of your own home and doesn't even involve the risk of bodily injury's.
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e384/ericmpeters/article-1050369-02726E4D00000578-350_468x272_popup1.jpg)


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: Teds Wild on March 23, 2012, 04:34:37 PM
Haha. That train set doesn't look very private.

I think I've seen that old guy at the skatepark though.


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: Chickenfoot on March 23, 2012, 07:25:23 PM
Its funny that you brought that up because I was just talking to one of my peers during Bingo at the senior center.
I asked him about the hype in Train Sets these days and how all of the 30+ plus guys are trying to get in on it.

All 40 years of him looked me dead in the eye and said "Son....you need to start hittin the streets again...don't let those little pissant teenagers deter you.  They are just jealous because they are ripping off the style of the skaters that came before them....screw those little fucktards and the bloody stinkboxes that shat them out....those little programmed consumers will eat anything the mainstream feeds to them, including skin tight pants and really garish snapback baseball caps. that make them look like castaways from a Kid N Play video...those kids will try to act hard...like they invented skateboarding themselves...but you and I both know....how conformist they are and how much individuality they lack...they are just living off the merits of people like yourself who actually really skated street before skatestoppers, nationwide parks and Zumiez defined what is now clearly a mainstream sport attracting more jocks than ever.  If any of those little pricks give you attitude tell them to suck a greasy fart out of your asshole and go back to their facebook accounts and Justin Bieber calenders.  Most of today's youngsters lack the stones to actually deal with you in person.  They would rather hide behind the curtain of Forums where they can act tough and pretend they actually know what they are doing.  Be sure to remind them that they have no concept of subculture.  They are no better than the football players who made fun of you in high school".

I thought he was being a little harsh....I told this frail senior citizen that Thrasher would be sending me my AARS  (American Association of Retired Skaters) in the mail and that I could get a senior discount on rag subscriptions.  I said "leave the kids alone...they are just working with what they have...it is not their fault that nothing in society is original anymore and they are relegated to standing on the shoulders of giants.  Some of those nasty little cunts remind me of myself when I was as young and not quite as stupid as they seem to be now...I think we should cut em some slack"

Oh well....I am sure the old guy meant well!


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: susej on March 23, 2012, 07:29:58 PM
Holy high-horse pretending not to be high-horsing batman!


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: dtotherob on March 23, 2012, 09:51:15 PM
good thing you had a tape recorder ready to get all that.  sometime old guys say the wackiest things. sometimes they type them.


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: krusher on March 23, 2012, 09:56:41 PM
WORDZ! Old people and all their wordz...

I'm about to hit hype train... out...


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: ttching on March 23, 2012, 10:25:31 PM
Reentry is an interesting word.


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: The brycickle on March 24, 2012, 11:14:20 AM
That's what she said.


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: bailgun on March 24, 2012, 11:52:24 AM
Its funny that you brought that up because I was just talking to one of my peers during Bingo at the senior center.
I asked him about the hype in Train Sets these days and how all of the 30+ plus guys are trying to get in on it.

All 40 years of him looked me dead in the eye and said "Son....you need to start hittin the streets again...don't let those little pissant teenagers deter you.  They are just jealous because they are ripping off the style of the skaters that came before them....screw those little fucktards and the bloody stinkboxes that shat them out....those little programmed consumers will eat anything the mainstream feeds to them, including skin tight pants and really garish snapback baseball caps. that make them look like castaways from a Kid N Play video...those kids will try to act hard...like they invented skateboarding themselves...but you and I both know....how conformist they are and how much individuality they lack...they are just living off the merits of people like yourself who actually really skated street before skatestoppers, nationwide parks and Zumiez defined what is now clearly a mainstream sport attracting more jocks than ever.  If any of those little pricks give you attitude tell them to suck a greasy fart out of your asshole and go back to their facebook accounts and Justin Bieber calenders.  Most of today's youngsters lack the stones to actually deal with you in person.  They would rather hide behind the curtain of Forums where they can act tough and pretend they actually know what they are doing.  Be sure to remind them that they have no concept of subculture.  They are no better than the football players who made fun of you in high school".

I thought he was being a little harsh....I told this frail senior citizen that Thrasher would be sending me my AARS  (American Association of Retired Skaters) in the mail and that I could get a senior discount on rag subscriptions.  I said "leave the kids alone...they are just working with what they have...it is not their fault that nothing in society is original anymore and they are relegated to standing on the shoulders of giants.  Some of those nasty little cunts remind me of myself when I was as young and not quite as stupid as they seem to be now...I think we should cut em some slack"

Oh well....I am sure the old guy meant well!
and what generation began the commidification of the underground, resulting in there being nothing original anymore, gramps?

that right, your generation did. thank you, and fuck you.


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: C H U C K on March 24, 2012, 02:17:30 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Fuck old people trying to "skateboard" it's so gross!
I don't wanna live to be 30. 30's DEAD!


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: Johannes on March 25, 2012, 01:38:56 AM
dude, I'm turning 30 this year....and I ain't quittin nothing!

suck my swedish meatballs! I'll skate 'til I die!


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: susej on March 25, 2012, 04:16:52 AM
Sorry to hear that, old swedish guy.


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: C H U C K on March 25, 2012, 09:43:58 AM
There's only one thing more gross than a "skateboarder" over 30. A Swedish "skateboarder" over 30. PUKE!



Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: dtotherob on March 25, 2012, 10:38:48 AM
man all these old farts joining the boards sure is making it fun again.


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: Johannes on March 25, 2012, 12:59:47 PM
oh you guys are so funny!!! like my kids!  viking kids that is!


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: outsider716 on March 25, 2012, 06:28:53 PM
dude, I'm turning 30 this year....and I ain't quittin nothing!

suck my swedish meatballs! I'll skate 'til I die!

30? That ain't shit son.


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: Teds Wild on March 25, 2012, 11:57:23 PM
30 ain't nothing cuz nobody should live that long. How many more days do you need to skate until you skate 'til you die? Not many I suppose.


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: susej on March 26, 2012, 03:17:46 AM
And outsider pipes up again claiming his oldness. Way to go.


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: outsider716 on March 26, 2012, 07:41:29 AM
And susej pipes in claiming to be young. Way to go.


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: susej on March 26, 2012, 07:02:23 PM
 :D


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: krusher on March 26, 2012, 09:12:50 PM
Fuckin' old peeps

Circle Jerks - Live Fast Die Young (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2IBM7ovgvQ#)


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: Chickenfoot on March 27, 2012, 09:10:58 AM
Bailgun is  correct.
Though the main culprits were still more or less a "generation" ahead of Yours Falsely!



Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: John Davis on March 27, 2012, 09:46:56 AM
Fuckin' old peeps

Circle Jerks - Live Fast Die Young ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2IBM7ovgvQ#[/url])


Damn, Chuck Biscuits was rippin' it up back there!  Thanks, Krusher!


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: Stabby_McShiv on March 27, 2012, 01:31:05 PM
dude, I'm turning 30 this year....and I ain't quittin nothing!

suck my swedish meatballs! I'll skate 'til I die!


"Reentry" dammit, not "RearEntry".

http://www.youtube.com/v/PKXpLmGzke8?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: susej on March 28, 2012, 06:43:04 AM
 :D


Title: Re: Reentry
Post by: bailgun on April 02, 2012, 12:52:24 PM
Bailgun is  correct.
(http://pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com/image_cache/1262793938819514.jpeg)