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Title: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 10, 2009, 07:06:25 PM
Canada - Usually wear Plan B, Circa, Red Dragon, DC or DGK gear. Preffer size 50 pants and XXXL shirts and snarl after landing tricks. Favorite trick is the switch buttery ass tre bomb

New York City - Hipsters who like to skate once a week and occupy their time doing art in their lofts in bushwick. Gear consists of Vans, Nike, Adidas, Lakai, Etnies, Krooked, AWS, Habitat and brown cords and beanies and Ralph Mouths when it's not even cold out. Favorite trick is the 5-0 fakie

Oregon - Old men who like to make jokes about Marty McFly. Gear consists of Independent hats, rasta t shirts or Anti Hero T shirts, khaki chinoes, Syndicate Half cabs or Eras. Trick of choice is the crailslide. They also enjoy barking when someone does a sick trick

Orange County - Cute men looking for chill girls. Like dressing like Nick Trappasso and hobbies include masturbating to Sean Malto's overcrooks and complaining about Alex Olson's part in Fully Flared. Gear consists of Girl, chocolate, manchester selects, adidas campus vulc, Reynolds 3's, Baker, Deathwish and like wearing cords and Ralph Mouths when it's hot as shit outside. Trick of choice is the nollie heel noseslide on 2 inch curbs at 0.00005 miles per hour filmed by their best friends VX camera

London - Skate obscure transitions and dress like your grandparents. Gear consists of vests, dress shoes, Old skools, gray cords, button up shirts, polos, well-groomed hair, blueprint and Half Cabs. Trick of choice is the pivot fakie
Add some


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Paper/Scissors on February 10, 2009, 07:43:27 PM
Dang dude, you sure have seen the world.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: deez nuts on February 10, 2009, 07:56:04 PM
Oh please go on!
Got anything for the south? I'm from Atlanta...


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Royal With Cheese on February 10, 2009, 08:01:23 PM
Oh please go on!
Got anything for the south? I'm from Atlanta...
Yes I'd like to hear this one. Im from Albany just a couple of hours away from you


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: deez nuts on February 10, 2009, 08:04:34 PM
Yes I'd like to hear this one. Im from Albany just a couple of hours away from you

Nice, a fellow southerner on here...


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: stewpidphuck on February 10, 2009, 09:09:50 PM
East Coast- Loud mouths


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: the redline on February 10, 2009, 11:47:28 PM
Nor Cal- Most awesome folks in the world...though they often ride bikes to their spots, which is bothersome.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: rawbertson on February 11, 2009, 05:40:53 AM
HAHA that canadian one is bang on, except there is actually 2 kinds of canadians, the first being thugs, the second being kooks. Chris Haslam, Rick McCrank, Rick Howard also Alien and Sheldon Meleshinski. Not because they are wack at skating or say stupid shit, not in any sort of bad way at all. they are just kind of kooky guys , they like to make weird voices and do unique tricks.

But I think you could draw most of those conclusions even if the only videos you had ever seen are Fully Flared, And Now, and Strange Brew.

but id have to say france is straight thuggin, even lucas is bangin now

if u want to see dirty south stereotypes, just watch "IT's Fern"

SF stereotype : everyone is gay
i actually didnt see any noticably gay people when i was there, but i didnt go to castro either


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: bucky fellini on February 11, 2009, 06:26:35 AM
this thread sucks.

don't indulge him.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 11, 2009, 12:35:59 PM
The South - Hicks who like to hang minorities and skate tons of grimy transition and tend to haul ass or Lil Wayne fans. Gear consists of trucker hats, brown cords, Lil Wayne t shirts, DLXSF and Nike SB's. Trick of choice is the tre flip.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 11, 2009, 12:46:54 PM
Simi Valley - Cute redhead/brunette young men who like to wear white t shirts and black jeans. They also enjoy adding double flips to their hardflips and naming their new tricks after fruits. They are also credited for the invention of the word "butttery" to describe something sick. Hobbies include asking someone to "post footy" on their favorite messageboard. Gear consists of Girl, Sk8mafia, Lakai, DVS, Chocolate and Matix. Trick of choice is the tre flip noseslide.

New Jersey - Fat old men who still believe Jersey is scummish when it's mostly suburbs. Gear consists of Adidas, Lakai, Ipath, Habitat, trucker hats, tan cords, green t shirts or brown t shirts and Traffic

Vermont - People who should be snowboarding. Gear consists of Burton, Gravis and Grenade. They idolize Danny and the Dingo. Trick of choice is the backside 12


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Royal With Cheese on February 11, 2009, 06:32:28 PM
The South - Hicks who like to hang minorities and skate tons of grimy transition and tend to haul ass or Lil Wayne fans. Gear consists of trucker hats, brown cords, Lil Wayne t shirts, DLXSF and Nike SB's. Trick of choice is the tre flip.
You saying the skaters do this? Why would I hang my own people? What part of the south have you been too


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: stewpidphuck on February 11, 2009, 10:09:58 PM
this thread is a perfect example of why stereotypes are usually stupid as fuck.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Thee Gnartical Adventure on February 11, 2009, 10:17:22 PM
how about the guy that does nothing but stereotype stereotypes? i hate those guys! why dont they just go skate?


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: elastic back on February 12, 2009, 06:08:54 AM
i would like to hear an oyster bay, long island stereotype.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: ze RJM on February 12, 2009, 11:42:29 AM
i would like to hear an oyster bay, long island stereotype.

I was getting ready to ask about LI.  and no Chicago yet??


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Paper/Scissors on February 12, 2009, 12:15:56 PM
i would like to hear an oyster bay, long island stereotype.

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Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 12, 2009, 03:20:09 PM
i would like to hear an oyster bay, long island stereotype.
Long Island - Italian Guidos who are really stylish yet put out a minimal amount of footage after 20 years of being in skateboarding. Some also have big noses and enjoy leaving the island for San Francisco to ride for Anti Hero. Their gear consist of Chocolate, anti Hero, AWS, Converse and Nike. Trick of choice is nollie fs 180 over brooklyn banks rail. We also like drinking Ice Tea and having gay anal sex with seagulls.




Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 12, 2009, 03:33:00 PM
Chicago - Latin Kings who are huge Obama supporters. Gear consists of Jordans, Nike SB's, Nike 6.0's, Plan B, Element and Reeboks. Trick of choice is the old school kickflip.

Ozzie - Rasta looking blonde kids who skate alot of transitions who drink so much they piss out of their anuses. They also like pretending to be dustin dollin. Gear consists of Globe, Vans, Real, Blind, Baker, Deathwish, Cliche' and Blueprint. Trick of choice is the street airwalk.

Compton - Don't want to say anything as I could get shot. Gear consists of Supra, Emerica, Baker, Deathwish, and whatever Reynolds is wearing/skating. Trick of choice is the nollie heelflip

Washington DC - Badasses who drink beer with strippers and have cool beards. They are also one of GWB's many heroes. They are able to be comedic and be amazing at skateboarding as well. Gear consists of eS, Organika, Coors, Krooked, Adidas and Real. Trick of choice is the nosewheelie

Washington Not DC - Hesh scum who like throwing themselves down 500000 stair handrails with 6000 kinks. They also like listening to slayer while stimulating their girlfriends. Gear consists of Creature, Anti Hero, Vox and Vans. Trick of choice is the 5-0



Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: brettHB11 on February 12, 2009, 04:13:10 PM
not to get confused with the OC one..how bout..
San Diego
Huntington Beach
Hollywood


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 12, 2009, 04:18:16 PM
Huntington Beach - Freestyle Motocross broskis. Gear of choice Toyota, jeep, motorola, boost mobile and Mongoose. Trick of choice is the double backflip

Hollywood - Skaters who like to shave their heads while being followed around by papparazis. They also like smacking up Rihanna. Gear of choice includes Plan B, DC and Famous Stars and Straps. Trick of choice is the camel toe flash

San Diego - Two stepbrothers who skate and have to deal with their evil little sister who always spoils their plans. Gear of choice is Sk8Mafia, Organika, Stereo, Osiris, Circa and DC. Trick of choice is the back crook to switch back crook on another ledge



Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Paper/Scissors on February 12, 2009, 04:42:50 PM
I can't believe how knowledgable you are. Do you want to be a moderator?


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: brettHB11 on February 12, 2009, 05:11:38 PM
Heres what i was thinkin.
San Diego-Skaters who keep up with the DIY world and shred.Lots of heshys and wanna be heshys.Pros and Ams are locals at WSVT.Gear includes Vox,Vans,Creature,Ralph Mouths,Dickies and some tight pants.

Huntington Beach-Bunch of surfers and skaters who are into punk rock and skating backyard pools.Home to lots of companies.Dont give a shit about any trends. Gear includes black label,antihero,emergency,vans,local companies,draven,emerica,baker/deathwish.

Hollywood-Skaters who skate part time and club it up part time.They wear skin tight pants and are trendy.Good at stairs,handrails, and unique tricks.Often have mustaches.Gear includes death skateboards,dekline,deathwish,baker,pig,foundation.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: lateskate on February 12, 2009, 05:45:58 PM
i would like to hear an oyster bay, long island stereotype.

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Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: lateskate on February 12, 2009, 05:51:21 PM
Quebec - Usually wear Plan B, Circa, Red Dragon, DC or DGK gear. Preffer size 50 pants and XXXL shirts and snarl after landing tricks. Favorite trick is the switch buttery ass tre bomb

fixed


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: the WORMER on February 12, 2009, 08:06:49 PM
Nashua, New Hampshire


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: elastic back on February 12, 2009, 09:25:29 PM
tallahassee, florida


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Hefeweizen on February 12, 2009, 09:30:41 PM
Albuquerque, New Mexico


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 13, 2009, 04:11:26 AM
Florida - Skaters who like to pretend that they're actually skating in New York City. They also like skating cellar doors when there are most likely very smooth spots over there. Gear consists of Traffic, Vans, Adidas, Krooked and Real. Trick of choice is the 5-0 fakie. Hobbies include having sex with alligators and sleeping in tanning beds.

New Hampshire - People live in New Hampshire?!?!?!?!?!?!?

New Mexico - You got me stumped.

Spain - Passionate lovers, smooth talking skateboarders who star in telenovelas. They like skating ledges alot, they are also passionate catholicts and like to talk about sex a whole lot. Gear consists of choclate, Cliche' and lakai. Trick of choice is the backsmith kickflip out

Brazil - Jock vert skaters who are also sexy passionate lovers who star in telenovelas. They also enjoy skating vert in all pads and having sex witht heir wives in their private compounds. Gear consists of Flip, Ipath, eS and Chocolate. Trick of choice is the 900

The Netherlands - Skateboarders by day, prostitutes by night. They are also gingers. Gear consists of lingerie, dildoes, vibrators, a penis, Enjoi, Nike SB and 1 dollar make up. Trick of choice is the heelflip.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 13, 2009, 04:14:15 AM
Boston - Irish wiggers from the burbs who rock new eras and hoodies. They like listening to lil wayne and having gay club parties to T-Pain. Gear consists of Plan B, eS, DC, Circa, Adio, Real, City and Adidas. Trick of choice is the 5-0 kickflip to 5-0


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: elastic back on February 13, 2009, 06:36:18 AM
afghanistan and japan.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Paper/Scissors on February 13, 2009, 11:15:51 AM
afghanistan and japan.
Skaters from afghanistan are the bomb.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: elastic back on February 13, 2009, 11:18:30 AM
afghanistan and japan.
Skaters from afghanistan are the bomb.

ouch. +1 for the wordplay anyway.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Babe, Mr. Ruth if you're Nasty on February 13, 2009, 11:20:36 AM
I want to be stereotyped, I want to be classfied.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Paper/Scissors on February 13, 2009, 11:22:27 AM
I forgot the "jK LOLL"

But lets hear what every single skateboarder from Japan partakes in.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: the WORMER on February 13, 2009, 11:53:21 AM
they buy their boards out of vending machines and all look like anime charachters


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: elastic back on February 13, 2009, 11:57:26 AM
they buy their boards out of vending machines and all look like anime charachters

board of choice is a hook-ups. hell, who are we kidding. it is a supreme shop deck. and a supreme 5 panel hat is a must. and the skaters photograph themselves. trick of choice: whatever they are doing in nyc...or a japan air (whatever is funnier).

i suck at this. Ralph Mouth, get on it.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Hefeweizen on February 13, 2009, 12:05:15 PM
New Mexico - You got me stumped.

Haha, cherse.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: elastic back on February 13, 2009, 12:12:10 PM
New Mexico - You got me stumped.

Haha, cherse.

 i am going to guess it has something to do with fedoras and sunglasses and skating ditches. but maybe that is arizona...


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: bucky fellini on February 13, 2009, 12:20:00 PM
afghanistan and japan.
Skaters from afghanistan are the bomb.

ouch. +1 for the wordplay anyway.

seconded.
part ouch, part brilliant - fully shredding.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 13, 2009, 12:20:44 PM
Middle East - Skate in togas. Gear of choice is Bueno and a turban. Trick of choice is the bomb drop.

Japan - Anime looking people. They like collecting the newest 1000 dollar dunks and always fill up skate video premiers. They also like making huge crowds whenever a pro does a trick down one of Japans many perfect spots. Gear of choice is Supreme, tight red jeans, blue hair, purple eyes, a pokeball, the latest advancedment in technology, Tokyo Dunks, Hook Ups and Nintendo. Trick of choice is the Japan air and the Judo air.

Milwaukee - Drunken hicks who can only spin frontside and wear fedoras. They also enjoy self cheering and snapping their fingers after they have ejaculated over their girlfriends. They also like to think of themselves as the new Chad Muska. Gear of choice is Almost, Globe, Oakley, Jeep, Red Bull, Kr3w and Supra. Hobbies include masturbating to their own ads and praying to the great Chad Muska so that they can finally spin backside. Trick of choice is the fs 270 boardslide/lipslide/noseblunt/blutslide.

Arizona - Hippies who wear tye-dye t shirts and look like they are sleeping. They also enjoy doing polejams into ditches. Gear of choice is Toy Machine, Baker, Deathwish, Vans, Converse and Volcom. Trick of choice is the polejam and the wallie.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 13, 2009, 12:26:13 PM
Ohio - Short wiggers who have their own personal bodyguards, bull dogs and mini horses. They also own fun factories. Gear consists of DC, Plan B, AWS and Habitat. Trick of choice is the bobby light.

San Clemente - Just regular kids who can 360 flip lipslide in front of huge crowds of fans and can't seem to find a chill girl. They also believe that a signature chapstick would be cool. Gear consists of Every non-skateboarding sponsor on the planet, Etnies and Plan B. Trick of choice is the front feeble and the bs flip


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Hefeweizen on February 13, 2009, 12:37:56 PM
New Mexico - You got me stumped.

Haha, cherse.

 i am going to guess it has something to do with fedoras and sunglasses and skating ditches. but maybe that is arizona...

That's a fair assessment. Less fedoras, more New Era caps.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Bohdi on February 13, 2009, 02:19:31 PM
East coast surfers are jock posers with crappy style. They wear Billabong and Element and conveniently only hit the ways  couple times a month. They bug clothes already torn and worn in to look like they have been on the beach regularly. kooks. their trick of choice is the bail. I don't care if you are on vacation in Cali. LOCALS ONLY! I hear Disneyland has a wave pool. Have fun.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: hardcoreskates on February 13, 2009, 06:53:22 PM
New Mexico - You got me stumped.

Haha, cherse.

 i am going to guess it has something to do with fedoras and sunglasses and skating ditches. but maybe that is arizona...

That's a fair assessment. Less fedoras, more New Era caps.

Shouldn't there be something about cocaine, throwing dudes off the Rio Grande Bridge and skating the features in the plaza?

I lived there 10 years ago...  Maybe things have changed a little.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Royal With Cheese on February 14, 2009, 07:04:55 AM
Texas?


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 15, 2009, 07:40:03 AM
Texas - Just average gentlemen escaping from jail by hitching onto a train. Like playing the banjo and have 50 kids in their town thats about to be destroyed by the sherrif. The warden wants you to start a baseball team against the guards. Gear consists of Bueno, Cowboy boots and handcuffs. Trick of choice is the hickflip


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: hardcoreskates on February 16, 2009, 08:00:30 AM
^^^I actually like that.  Good show.^^^


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Hefeweizen on February 16, 2009, 09:19:06 AM
New Mexico - You got me stumped.


Haha, cherse.


 i am going to guess it has something to do with fedoras and sunglasses and skating ditches. but maybe that is arizona...


That's a fair assessment. Less fedoras, more New Era caps.


Shouldn't there be something about cocaine, throwing dudes off the Rio Grande Bridge and skating the features in the plaza?

I lived there 10 years ago...  Maybe things have changed a little.


It's still pretty similar. All the older dude's are blowed out, throwing the little kids in new era caps off the bridge. Here's me and my bronze homey kickin' it live, shreddin' the features of the sidewalk across the street from the plaza.
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/l_e87e483c65943d3c3f115f9b18d96a41.jpg)


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: The brycickle on February 16, 2009, 10:24:51 PM
Lincoln, NE


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: the WORMER on February 17, 2009, 09:56:56 AM
United Arab Emirates


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: DevinSB on February 17, 2009, 01:16:49 PM
Oh please go on!
Got anything for the south? I'm from Atlanta...
Do go on, I live in Chattanooga, TN....I would love to hear a stereotype for my town....


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 17, 2009, 07:27:27 PM
Chattanooga - durty south rappers who ride skateboards. They make horrible music and idolize little wayne to the point that they wear "weezy is my homeboy" t shirts. They are also unaware of any hip hop that isn't on Sucker Free. Gear of choice is weezy is my homeboy t shirts, blanks, Sean Malto pro models, Toy Machines and Emericas. trick of choice is the kickflip of the Weezy Grab.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: El Benito on February 17, 2009, 11:22:17 PM
his stereotype on oregon was pretty acurate. i mean, i do like to bark when my friends land sick tricks.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 18, 2009, 08:35:29 AM
Philly - obscure vulcanized shoe wearing 30 year olds who miss LOVE park so they skate a bunch of cellar doors. They also enjoy buying 3 dollar Ralph Mouths and bragging about how obscure they are. Gear consists of Habitat, Traffic, Vox, Adidas, Ipath, DC and Vans. Trick of choice is the 5-0 fakie

Wherever Mike V's from - Old men who haven't put out a good part in years. They also can't let go of their boards and when they do handplants they're really trying to stick their boards down their vaginas. Gear consists of everything Element. Trick of choice is anything that involved putting your hand on your board without leaving the ground.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: elastic back on February 18, 2009, 08:41:12 AM
mike v is from jersey.

dude, your stereotypes are starting to all sound alike...mostly. try flipping your style, yo.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 18, 2009, 10:47:50 AM
UAE - Terrorist skaters who like to bomb people if they beat them in a game of skate. They also like bombing buildings and stealing skateboards.  They also meditate while skating therefore being able to levitate when doing ollies. 5 minute long ollies! Gear consists of anything they can steal from a bombed mall. Trick of choice is the mctwist. They also drive taxis to spots


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: stewpidphuck on February 18, 2009, 11:42:18 AM
id hate to see you analyze the area your from. it isnt looking too good.....


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 18, 2009, 01:54:49 PM
I already did. We're lazy guidos who do ollies into obscure banks while skating to "Don't Bother Me" by bad brains.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Adumb on February 19, 2009, 09:38:22 AM
Denver? and I wanna see what comes up for that Lincoln, Nebraska post


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 19, 2009, 10:57:09 AM
Colorado: There are only 5 skaters; Eric, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Butters. Eric is a fatass with a buttery ass nollie flip and with fred gall "steez", Stan skates like Sean Malto thus, extremely boring, Kyle is jewish, he enjoys doing backflips down sets of stairs, Kenny is a ripper but Gator always kill him, Butters skates like buttery ass donovan and can do grape flips and bannana grabs. Gear consist of Real, Burton, Think, Adio and Vans. Trick of choice is the bigspin heelflip.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: The brycickle on February 19, 2009, 05:41:44 PM
Kenny is a ripper but Gator always kill him,
I'll give you that one, somewhat funny.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Darry Curtis on February 19, 2009, 08:22:27 PM
Where is your details of Tulsa Oklahoma?


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Bohdi on February 20, 2009, 09:11:19 AM
I want to hear what you have to say about those valley scum. Also, do Malibu.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 20, 2009, 09:18:51 AM
Malibu - spoiled brats. gear of choice is Ripcurl, etnies sandals and vans sandals. Trick of choice is the fs reverse? yeah I think that's a surf trick.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: bailgun on February 23, 2009, 12:10:31 AM
seattle?

i want to know what me and my friends are like.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: The Westwood on March 04, 2009, 12:06:53 PM
This thread reminded me of this:

www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/scenesters.htm


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Anarchy_skate_krew on March 04, 2009, 12:51:46 PM
he left out one of the biggest cities try  LA, California.... i want to see that....


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: bucky fellini on March 04, 2009, 12:53:51 PM
This thread reminded me of this:

www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/scenesters.htm

that's awesome


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: elastic back on March 04, 2009, 12:56:09 PM
This thread reminded me of this:

www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/scenesters.htm

a friend of mine probably went through half of these. i haven't really seen him since high school, so there is a huge chance that he may have completed it.


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Anarchy_skate_krew on March 04, 2009, 12:57:12 PM
Where the hell did you find that?


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: elastic back on March 04, 2009, 01:03:03 PM
he left out one of the biggest cities try  LA, California.... i want to see that....

refer to these:

Simi Valley - Cute redhead/brunette young men who like to wear white t shirts and black jeans. They also enjoy adding double flips to their hardflips and naming their new tricks after fruits. They are also credited for the invention of the word "butttery" to describe something sick. Hobbies include asking someone to "post footy" on their favorite messageboard. Gear consists of Girl, Sk8mafia, Lakai, DVS, Chocolate and Matix. Trick of choice is the tre flip noseslide.

Orange County - Cute men looking for chill girls. Like dressing like Nick Trappasso and hobbies include masturbating to Sean Malto's overcrooks and complaining about Alex Olson's part in Fully Flared. Gear consists of Girl, chocolate, manchester selects, adidas campus vulc, Reynolds 3's, Baker, Deathwish and like wearing cords and Ralph Mouths when it's hot as shit outside. Trick of choice is the nollie heel noseslide on 2 inch curbs at 0.00005 miles per hour filmed by their best friends VX camera

Huntington Beach - Freestyle Motocross broskis. Gear of choice Toyota, jeep, motorola, boost mobile and Mongoose. Trick of choice is the double backflip

Hollywood - Skaters who like to shave their heads while being followed around by papparazis. They also like smacking up Rihanna. Gear of choice includes Plan B, DC and Famous Stars and Straps. Trick of choice is the camel toe flash

Compton - Don't want to say anything as I could get shot. Gear consists of Supra, Emerica, Baker, Deathwish, and whatever Reynolds is wearing/skating. Trick of choice is the nollie heelflip


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: rawbertson on March 05, 2009, 07:21:48 AM
Where is your details of Tulsa Oklahoma?

It's Fern, Yo!!!!


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: Anarchy_skate_krew on March 05, 2009, 10:05:33 AM
i mean LA( the city) not OC and all that, thats not LA............


Title: Re: Location Stereotypes
Post by: killthegnar on March 05, 2009, 03:41:12 PM
Philly - obscure vulcanized shoe wearing 30 year olds who miss LOVE park so they skate a bunch of cellar doors. They also enjoy buying 3 dollar Ralph Mouths and bragging about how obscure they are. Gear consists of Habitat, Traffic, Vox, Adidas, Ipath, DC and Vans. Trick of choice is the 5-0 fakie

Wherever Mike V's from - Old men who haven't put out a good part in years. They also can't let go of their boards and when they do handplants they're really trying to stick their boards down their vaginas. Gear consists of everything Element. Trick of choice is anything that involved putting your hand on your board without leaving the ground.

i have two things to say about this.

philly- vans... only. brown cords, white tee, beanie. trick- the wallie/pole jam... basically any of ricky oyolas tricks... so add ollie to that... in traffic

mike v is from dirty jersey so basically who cares about jersey?