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Title: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 18, 2009, 03:57:57 PM
The slap messageboard is doing one of these with child of the ghetto:
http://www.slapmagazine.com/Forum/index.php?topic=32876.0  (http://www.slapmagazine.com/Forum/index.php?topic=32876.0)
So I guess it would be fitting for me to do that here.

Ask me anything and I will answer.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: elastic back on February 18, 2009, 04:04:02 PM
is your real name christian anderson?

how many boards can you ollie?

are you sponsored?

where have you been to skate outside of ny?

have you ever been to san diego?

what do you think of the movie frost/nixon?

have you ever been tested for any type of bi-polar disorder?

polejam or wallie?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 18, 2009, 04:07:50 PM
is your real name christian anderson?

how many boards can you ollie?

are you sponsored?

where have you been to skate outside of ny?

have you ever been to san diego?

what do you think of the movie frost/nixon?

have you ever been tested for any type of bi-polar disorder?

polejam or wallie?
Yes, my italian side is on my mom's side.

I haven't ollied boards in years, idk

NJ, thats about it right now, and I was forced to skate flatground and some obscure spots near my hotel while I was staying in puerto rico if that counts

Fortunately, no.

Okay

nope

Both


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 18, 2009, 04:13:39 PM
Pin this topic.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: the WORMER on February 18, 2009, 04:22:16 PM
are you an attention whore?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 18, 2009, 04:23:16 PM
Yes, ask your mom.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Schmitty on February 18, 2009, 04:51:54 PM
How many aliases have you had on the Thrasher boards?
What are the best three things about the Thrasher boards?
What would you do differently if you were the Messageboard Lord?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 18, 2009, 05:30:10 PM
How many aliases have you had on the Thrasher boards?
What are the best three things about the Thrasher boards?
What would you do differently if you were the Messageboard Lord?
I must've made almost 20 something. I made a shitload of accounts so i could vote for BlahBlah to get banned in that one thread.

D A G G E R S, Schmitty and contests

I would ban malinas, stewpidphuck and anyone from san diego.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Schmitty on February 18, 2009, 06:02:00 PM
Why would you ban people from SD. Do you know Rhino and P-Stone live/lived in SD?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: boymachine on February 18, 2009, 06:37:28 PM
Are you superhyped on your self right now ?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 18, 2009, 07:14:22 PM
Why would you ban people from SD. Do you know Rhino and P-Stone live/lived in SD?
Correction, any kook San Diegoans

Are you superhyped on your self right now ?
Not really.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Paper/Scissors on February 18, 2009, 08:46:52 PM
Would you rather skydive without a parachute or stand in front of a speeding train?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 18, 2009, 09:07:37 PM
Would you rather skydive without a parachute or stand in front of a speeding train?
Stand in front of a moving train, I could always just get out of the way. If I skydive without a parachute im dead.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: The Lala on February 18, 2009, 09:10:03 PM
Why the hell are you still on this board?

Why are you trying to associate Thrasher with SLAP?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 18, 2009, 09:12:39 PM
Why the hell are you still on this board?

Why are you trying to associate Thrasher with SLAP?
Boredom

Because I actually have a life and think beef between 2 internet forums is fucking retarded, "omg get off our turf". Get some fresh air dude, start ripping liek you said you would.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: boymachine on February 18, 2009, 09:50:07 PM
Why the hell are you still on this board?

Why are you trying to associate Thrasher with SLAP?
Boredom

Because I actually have a life and think beef between 2 internet forums is fucking retarded, "omg get off our turf". Get some fresh air dude, start ripping liek you said you would.
I agree with this statement, people take message boards to serious these days. But your still a gross little grom.
 
Are you getting turned on by all these questions ?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Paper/Scissors on February 18, 2009, 09:52:11 PM
Would you rather skydive without a parachute or stand in front of a speeding train?
Stand in front of a moving train, I could always just get out of the way. If I skydive without a parachute im dead.
Not an option guy. Can you please at least follow through with doing so?

Ok new one: Would you rather be hit in the face repetively by dijo's fists until you died or be set on fire with napalm (you can't put it out, I'm tellin ya) and run around until you died?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 18, 2009, 10:19:43 PM
Why the hell are you still on this board?

Why are you trying to associate Thrasher with SLAP?
Boredom

Because I actually have a life and think beef between 2 internet forums is fucking retarded, "omg get off our turf". Get some fresh air dude, start ripping liek you said you would.
I agree with this statement, people take message boards to serious these days. But your still a gross little grom.
 
Are you getting turned on by all these questions ?
Yes, very hard. My dick is becoming a puddle of blood.

Would you rather skydive without a parachute or stand in front of a speeding train?
Stand in front of a moving train, I could always just get out of the way. If I skydive without a parachute im dead.
Not an option guy. Can you please at least follow through with doing so?

Ok new one: Would you rather be hit in the face repetively by dijo's fists until you died or be set on fire with napalm (you can't put it out, I'm tellin ya) and run around until you died?
Dijo, computers are inanimate objects thus, he would do no harm to me. I could always just delete all his data and shit.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Schmitty on February 18, 2009, 10:44:38 PM
What do you think of the epic Solitary Confinement section I made for you, and why aren't you using it?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: C H U C K on February 18, 2009, 10:52:28 PM
GWB got his own section. Wow little guy, that's better than any Slap interview, work it dude!


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Paper/Scissors on February 18, 2009, 11:21:27 PM
Why the hell are you still on this board?

Why are you trying to associate Thrasher with SLAP?
Boredom

Because I actually have a life and think beef between 2 internet forums is fucking retarded, "omg get off our turf". Get some fresh air dude, start ripping liek you said you would.
I agree with this statement, people take message boards to serious these days. But your still a gross little grom.
 
Are you getting turned on by all these questions ?
Yes, very hard. My dick is becoming a puddle of blood.

Would you rather skydive without a parachute or stand in front of a speeding train?
Stand in front of a moving train, I could always just get out of the way. If I skydive without a parachute im dead.
Not an option guy. Can you please at least follow through with doing so?

Ok new one: Would you rather be hit in the face repetively by dijo's fists until you died or be set on fire with napalm (you can't put it out, I'm tellin ya) and run around until you died?
Dijo, computers are inanimate objects thus, he would do no harm to me. I could always just delete all his data and shit.
These aren't trick questions so don't give me a trick answer you trick.

Would you rather be beaten over the head with a nike blazer until you were mentally challenged or be Ryan Shecklers personal handjob giver, everyday, 4 times a day?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: The Westwood on February 19, 2009, 07:59:03 AM
Dan Pensyl or Clark Hassler?



Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: elastic back on February 19, 2009, 08:05:29 AM
do one of those "25 things" notes that everyone is doing on facebook. are you on facebook? if not, basically you list 25 random things about yourself that most people probably didn't know.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 19, 2009, 09:47:23 AM
What do you think of the epic Solitary Confinement section I made for you, and why aren't you using it?
nobody seems to use it but I'll give it a shot
Dan Pensyl or Clark Hassler?


Pensyl, Clark is rad too and a really nice guy.
Why the hell are you still on this board?

Why are you trying to associate Thrasher with SLAP?
Boredom

Because I actually have a life and think beef between 2 internet forums is fucking retarded, "omg get off our turf". Get some fresh air dude, start ripping liek you said you would.
I agree with this statement, people take message boards to serious these days. But your still a gross little grom.
 
Are you getting turned on by all these questions ?
Yes, very hard. My dick is becoming a puddle of blood.

Would you rather skydive without a parachute or stand in front of a speeding train?
Stand in front of a moving train, I could always just get out of the way. If I skydive without a parachute im dead.
Not an option guy. Can you please at least follow through with doing so?

Ok new one: Would you rather be hit in the face repetively by dijo's fists until you died or be set on fire with napalm (you can't put it out, I'm tellin ya) and run around until you died?
Dijo, computers are inanimate objects thus, he would do no harm to me. I could always just delete all his data and shit.
These aren't trick questions so don't give me a trick answer you trick.

Would you rather be beaten over the head with a nike blazer until you were mentally challenged or be Ryan Shecklers personal handjob giver, everyday, 4 times a day?
Uhh blazer for sure, I don't wanna waste 5 hours looking for his dick.
do one of those "25 things" notes that everyone is doing on facebook. are you on facebook? if not, basically you list 25 random things about yourself that most people probably didn't know.
1. I'm OCD
2. I'm 5'9"
3. My first board was incredible hulk
4. My idol in life is Bobby Worrest
5. I was born in Queens but moved over to Long Island a year or so afterwards
6. I have short hair
7. I preffer brunettes
8. I don't clean up after masturbation due to the fact that my milk oozes rather than shooting out
9. I have a fetish for Latinas, preferably those from the Carribean, Argentina, Chile, Colombia and Venezuela
10. I prefer chinoes over cords
11. I don't collect sneakers
12. I used to be super religious and prayed for forgiveness every time I would masturbate when I was young
13. I bumped into Cardiel in the subway once
14. Many attractive women have said my eyes are beautiful
15. I can speak some spanish and a bit of latin
16. I have never been outside of the east coast
17. I am a virgin unless HJ's count
18. My favorite skate video of all time is photosynthesis
19. I actually liked Dill's part in Mosaic
20. My skateboarding was influenced the most by Fred Gall and Pappalardo
21. I never liked Sheckler even before the sheckler hate and I still don't like him after superfuture
22. I have met many of my idols but I have yet to meet Freddy :(
23. I aspire to move to SF, New York City or Miami someday.
24. I have insane athlete's foot
25. I hate highschool


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: elastic back on February 19, 2009, 10:27:08 AM
what do you want to be when you grow up?

your stereo sound agent name: take the word “agent” and add the first 3 digits of your social security number to the end.

your movie star name: take your middle name and then add your mother’s maiden name to the end of it.

your robot name: alternate your initials and the middle digits of your social security. (think C3P0!)

your porn star name: take the name of the street that you live on, add your first pet’s name.

you space vision: add a "/" between the last 4 numbers of your ssn (like 23/45)

if you could be any animal, what would it be?

do you ever plan on having any kids?

why are your eyes so pretty? please show us a photo.

how much do you weigh?

shout outs?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: bucky fellini on February 19, 2009, 10:41:33 AM
how many spatulas does it take to flip a gnarly omelet?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 19, 2009, 10:47:27 AM
what do you want to be when you grow up?

your stereo sound agent name: take the word “agent” and add the first 3 digits of your social security number to the end.

your movie star name: take your middle name and then add your mother’s maiden name to the end of it.

your robot name: alternate your initials and the middle digits of your social security. (think C3P0!)

your porn star name: take the name of the street that you live on, add your first pet’s name.

you space vision: add a "/" between the last 4 numbers of your ssn (like 23/45)

if you could be any animal, what would it be?

do you ever plan on having any kids?

why are your eyes so pretty? please show us a photo.

how much do you weigh?

shout outs?
Some dude who works behind a cubicle or maybe a photographer or maybe, just maybe a pro skater

no

no

no

fluffles maple

no

A dog

Maybe

just cause, and I don't want to give you any child porn to enjoy yourself to, so no.

I weigh 50 pounds

Noone.

how many spatulas does it take to flip a gnarly omelet?
2.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: elastic back on February 19, 2009, 11:35:14 AM
you can't say no, i thought you were going to answer all of our questions.

and i like kiddie eyeball porn.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Jed Eckert on February 19, 2009, 04:59:54 PM

17. I am a virgin unless HJ's count


When that guy from Slap was giving you the reach around, did you buck hard?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Schmitty on February 19, 2009, 05:21:37 PM
What do you think of all the Swayze madness on the boards?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: The brycickle on February 19, 2009, 05:28:38 PM
What do you think of all the Swayze madness on the boards?
It's not madness, it's magnificence.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Vida Boheme on February 19, 2009, 06:45:48 PM
Did someone say "reach around"?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: James Dalton on February 19, 2009, 07:05:40 PM
hey vida, long time now see.
how've you been, sugar? you're looking good these days.

can i buy you a drink?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 19, 2009, 07:34:50 PM
What do you think of all the Swayze madness on the boards?
Retarded.

17. I am a virgin unless HJ's count


When that guy from Slap was giving you the reach around, did you buck hard?
Kill yourself.
Did someone say "reach around"?
yes.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: stewpidphuck on February 19, 2009, 08:43:09 PM
gwb youre such a fucking loser. a couple months ago all you knew was koston and p-rod. you steal all of your shit from slap. stop being annoying and humble yourself.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 19, 2009, 11:21:01 PM
You're one funny hipster.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: stewpidphuck on February 19, 2009, 11:27:19 PM
i thought i was a dAgGeR a minute ago


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 19, 2009, 11:30:08 PM
Nah bra, you're hip as fuck. Let's be obscure together and listen to Minor threat at starbucks.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: bucky fellini on February 20, 2009, 07:10:46 AM
Nah bra, you're hip as fuck. Let's be obscure together and listen to Minor threat at starbucks.

this statement is so ridiculous it actually made me laugh out loud. minor threat at starbucks?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: bucky fellini on February 20, 2009, 07:14:29 AM
if the following five items entered into a battle royale, who would be killed first, and who would emerge as the victor?

spatulas, cellar doors, f_lannel shirts, shoelace belts, and vulcanized shoes


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: elastic back on February 20, 2009, 07:58:00 AM
someone please explain showlace belts to me. why?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: bucky fellini on February 20, 2009, 08:42:54 AM
someone please explain showlace belts to me. why?
I don't get it either. fashion over function maybe? I have an aversion to played-out skate fashions.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 20, 2009, 09:01:35 AM
if the following five items entered into a battle royale, who would be killed first, and who would emerge as the victor?

spatulas, cellar doors, f_lannel shirts, shoelace belts, and vulcanized shoes
Well first off, the vulcanized shoe would wear out after 3 minutes, second of all, the cellar door could lock all of them up in his prison, the Ralph Mouth will only protect you from cold weather and shoe lace belts are lame. The cellar door wins.
someone please explain showlace belts to me. why?
I'm 14, so apparently I must wear shoelace belts.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Bohdi on February 20, 2009, 09:14:01 AM
Do you have any friends?

Why don't you have a blog full of your rants and hating? I would love to read it. Unfiltered.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 20, 2009, 09:17:22 AM
Do you have any friends?

Why don't you have a blog full of your rants and hating? I would love to read it. Unfiltered.
yes

I don't want to.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: elastic back on February 20, 2009, 11:22:55 AM
honestly, i think it is a good idea. you might get a healthy follow seeing as how you are the more notorious dude in digital skateboarding.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 20, 2009, 02:01:41 PM
I'll be writing for days if I made one. Stewpidphuck makes allegations about me stealing my taste in skaters from slap, if i'm not mistaken, I had a similar taste in skaters when I first started posting June-ish so your "you only knew about p rod and koston 2 months ago" is retarded and proof-less. I could accuse him of the same thing, when did he hear about Jake Johnson? Sometime around this month when he just started getting massive amount of coverage? I was hyping this guy before people outside of the east coast even knew who he was, you guys are just catching on.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: stewpidphuck on February 20, 2009, 02:32:44 PM
quite the opposite. i knew who he was before he was ever in a mag while you only like him because hes the new cool skater. same thing is true for everything you like. for example when stange world comes out youll be all over tancowny and keegans nuts. same thing applies for every new mainstream skater who puts out a part, you and every other 15 year old will jump on the bandwagon and worship them. you will start wearing the same style master bullshit and listening to the bands in the soundtracks. only you dont really like the bands, you will only like one or two songs then you will put them on your pathetic myspace page. i have said this before and will say this again, your opinions will change and your trends will fade.

furthermore i love your arguments reguarding putting words in your mouth when thats what you base half of the shit you post on. for example when did i ever say i like spatulas, surfing, or sk8mafia? you are an ignorant little kid who has never even experienced skating out of the east coast and most likely stop before you ever will. how can you stereotype an area that you have never been to? also stop trying to claim east coast so hard. you live in a suburb of long island. gimme a break. ignored once again.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: boymachine on February 20, 2009, 02:35:16 PM
get your ass kicked by rawbertson on film, or suck shecklers dick ?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 20, 2009, 02:42:01 PM
You're fucking retarded, your allegations are baseless. Again using ageism, not every 15 year old is that way, Freddy, Koston, Worrest, Janoski all put out parts 2 years ago, why haven't they been replaced by Jamie Thomas and Chris Cole? If someone hasn't put footage out in YEARS and I've watched all their parts countless times and someone else that I somewhat like is putting out heaps of new footage to get stoked on I'll be more hyped on them again, not to see I completely forgot about my past favorite skaters. And since when was Freddy trendy? Anyone from the tri-state area knows what this dude has done, including 15 year olds who've only been skating for 5 years. Dude has paid more dues than most and brought the east coast on the map: eternal respect.
And Jake Johnson has been my favorite am for a while, you have no proof to back any of your allegations. You rely on assumptions, were you beat up by a bunch of 15 year olds when you were a kid and swear revenge on them? Please back up your statement, please back it up. I was hyped on Jake before it was cool, which means I liked him pre-2009.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: elastic back on February 20, 2009, 02:46:09 PM
well, i have been friends with jake for years and have footage of him from over a year ago that i am hoarding. do i  win? i want my prizes!


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 20, 2009, 02:49:54 PM
I'm not accusing you. He's accusing me of only following the hype when he probably has at one point.

I like the skaters I currently like because they're constantly putting out footage and photos for me to get stoked on, which unfortunately correlates with people being super hyped on them. I've been a koston fan since I first bought yeah right back in 2004, I was hyped on Janoski when I bought mosaic around the same time, Worrest, might have gotten into him after kronichles came out, Got stoked on Freddy from Mosaic, Same goes for Popps, And I got stoked on Busenitz when he put out his roll forever part.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: boymachine on February 20, 2009, 02:51:35 PM
get your ass kicked by rawbertson on film, or suck shecklers dick ?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 20, 2009, 02:53:07 PM
I heard about Jake around late 07 from a friend who had skated with him. Said he's gonna be one of the best skaters ever.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: boymachine on February 20, 2009, 02:54:30 PM
are you afraid of answering my question because you would totally suck shecklers dick ?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 20, 2009, 02:56:57 PM
Rawbertson beats me up

I'm gonna try to get Jedi Master status so that I can keep stewpidphuck in the negatives where he belongs.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 20, 2009, 04:23:44 PM
also stop trying to claim east coast so hard. you live in a suburb of long island. gimme a break.
Last time I checked, Long Island was a part of the east coast. It's right next to Brooklyn and Queens. How many east coast pros who's dicks are in your mouth come from the suburbs? Isn't Fred Gall from a shitty little suburban town in new jersey? Pretty sure he's from Perth Amboy.
All you west coasters have bobby puleo's dick in your mouth and you think you know everything about the east coast, you don't. You don't know what it's like here, you're spoiled with skate parks and amazing weather and spots, you don't know shit.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: bailgun on February 20, 2009, 07:17:48 PM
a lot of us spoiled west coasters grew up in the midwest or elswhere and suffered horribly rough streets and sidewalks, lack of spots and shitty weather you can only imagine, skippy.

so the reality is that nobody knows shit. it's the internet.

the only thing for certiain is that you're annoying.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 20, 2009, 07:27:55 PM
Well I know for a fact that stewpidphuck and malinas are from San Diego, born and raised so they don't know shit.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: bailgun on February 20, 2009, 07:46:41 PM
right, but you said "all you west coasters."

and malinas and stewpidfuck have both been out of their elements enough to know whats up. you, on the other hand act like an expert on everything when your pool of knowledge seems in reality to be fairly limited.

in other yourds, you're a knowitall, and that's why people hate on you.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 21, 2009, 10:40:54 AM
Okay, they've been to the north west? Yes it's cold and rugged there but still, the midwest and northwest are all spoiled with amazing skate parks which makes them different from the east coast. What do we have? FDR? A couple indoors in boston maybe? A bunch of completely shitty, useless ones? Parks that are mainly for BMXers? They still don't know what it's like here, Midwest and north west is sketchy but you have all those skateparks to make up for it. And theres no place in southern california that can compare.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: The Lala on February 21, 2009, 02:59:13 PM
right, but you said "all you west coasters."

and malinas and stewpidfuck have both been out of their elements enough to know whats up. you, on the other hand act like an expert on everything when your pool of knowledge seems in reality to be fairly limited.

in other yourds, you're a knowitall, and that's why people hate on you.


GWB, how do you feel right now? I ask because YOU JUST GOT OWNED.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 21, 2009, 03:45:50 PM
He tells me to stop repping east coast when he's repping that shit hard. I'm from a shitty suburb in Long Island, huh? You know where Popps' is from? Massapequa, I live right by there, does that mean Popps isn't east coast enough for you? You're just on Bobby Puleo's dick, the dude was anxious for the traffic video to be put out sooner so that he could get his nosegrind first, he's probably crying about the fact that Dill stole his trick and Kalis did it switch. You don't give a fuck about other east coast pros, you don't recognize wenning, pj, gallant, kalis, stevie, kerry, tim o or dompierre, you just like the trendy brown cord guys who do ollies on cellar doors, that's not all the east coast is about. You like Puleo because apparently he's just looking for spots, I do the same shit. There IS an urban Long Island and there is also a ghetto just like every other city so don't talk shit.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: elastic back on February 21, 2009, 05:07:18 PM
You're just on Bobby Puleo's dick, the dude was anxious for the traffic video to be put out sooner so that he could get his nosegrind first, he's probably crying about the fact that Dill stole his trick and Kalis did it switch.

puleo is a spot nazi for sure. the bondo on that spot is gone...i can guess with 70% certainty that he is the one that got rid of it. i have heard some stories about that dude.

btw, connecticut has a bunch of sick skateparks and they keep building more. it is becoming the east coast's oregon...slowly.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 21, 2009, 05:21:57 PM
He got rid of it? Lame. He seemed like a cool guy when I met him though.

And where in conneticutt? I wanna check it out.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: ze RJM on February 21, 2009, 05:27:50 PM
Who is your skate dream team?  you only get 10 people
pros and ams.  any combo you wish, it's your team.

Oh, past or present.  hell, even future.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 21, 2009, 05:49:15 PM
Who is your skate dream team?  you only get 10 people
pros and ams.  any combo you wish, it's your team.

Oh, past or present.  hell, even future.
Pros:
Dennis Busenitz
John Cardiel
Omar Salazar
Fred Gall
Alex Olson
Ben Sanchez
Huf
Ams:
Justin Brock
Vincent Alvarez
Grant Taylor
Call it, Hauling Ass Skateboards

or

Pros:
Anthony Pappalardo
Early 00's Danny Renaud
late 90's-early 00's Brian Wenning
Fred Gall
Ricky Oyola
Josh Kalis
Ams:
Zach Lyons
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Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: elastic back on February 21, 2009, 10:12:22 PM
He got rid of it? Lame. He seemed like a cool guy when I met him though.

And where in conneticutt? I wanna check it out.

yeah, it is what others tell me. i met him a few times and he was cool to me, but that doesn't justify being a spot nazi. he isn't the only one though.

stamford has an ill skatepark. there is a new street plaza thing that was built recently, but i forget where. my friend knows though. it is on the official boards somewhere. i know there are some other that some friends have been to. i am sure they are on some of the skatepark sites...maybe even this one (haven't checked).

i am surprised worrest isn't in your dream team.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: bailgun on February 21, 2009, 10:56:57 PM
Yes it's cold and rugged there but still, the midwest and northwest are all spoiled with amazing skate parks which makes them different from the east coast.
true about the northwest, as long as you have a car. totally untrue about the midwest. there are maybe ten parks in the midwest worth skating, the rest tend to be bullshit build by sidewalk companies or pre-fab playground crap.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 21, 2009, 11:25:17 PM
He got rid of it? Lame. He seemed like a cool guy when I met him though.

And where in conneticutt? I wanna check it out.

yeah, it is what others tell me. i met him a few times and he was cool to me, but that doesn't justify being a spot nazi. he isn't the only one though.

stamford has an ill skatepark. there is a new street plaza thing that was built recently, but i forget where. my friend knows though. it is on the official boards somewhere. i know there are some other that some friends have been to. i am sure they are on some of the skatepark sites...maybe even this one (haven't checked).

i am surprised worrest isn't in your dream team.
Worrest skates fast but just not up there with those dudes, those guys are known for skating fast as shit, worrest is known for being tech. If you were talking about EAST COAST AS FUCK, then my bad, might have been a good idea to put him in there.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 21, 2009, 11:31:28 PM
I'll check it out Eby.

And to Bailgun, you're right, point is stewpidphuck and Malinas aren't from the midwest


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: stewpidphuck on February 22, 2009, 11:12:37 AM
when did i ever say "its so hard to skate in california we dont have any parks"


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 22, 2009, 11:50:14 AM
when did i ever say "its so hard to skate in california we dont have any parks"
You act as if I can't understand the east coast because I live in the suburbs and you can understand it better when you can't. Most east coast legends came from the suburbs, by saying I'm not east coast because I'm from Long Island you're basically insulting Gino, Pappalardo and Gerwer, all pros who's dicks are in your mouths. Long Island is right next to Queens and Brooklyn, it's all on the same island. Theres more to the east coast than the fucking city, every other kid trapped in the suburbs just skates a launch ramp in front of their house, we look for shit. freddy is from a shitty suburb and he would walk along train tracks for miles to find spots, that's what the east coast is about, not just some overrated metropolitan city.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: the WORMER on February 22, 2009, 12:07:37 PM
please stop writing paragraph responses to every single thing people say, no one reads them


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: stewpidphuck on February 22, 2009, 12:23:07 PM
i think hes hoping we'll get lost in all of the bullshit he writes


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 22, 2009, 12:26:47 PM
Heres a short version:
   The east coast isn't about over-rated metropolitan cities full of metropolitan douche bags. All of your favorite east coast pros are from the suburbs and eventually moved to the city once they reached adult hood.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 22, 2009, 12:28:09 PM
And you said I don't know shit about the east coast because I live in the suburbs. You suck.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Royal With Cheese on February 22, 2009, 12:47:16 PM
What was your reaction when you found out you were mentally challenged?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 22, 2009, 12:54:32 PM
I'm right, you're wrong. Fuck all of you except Eby, Schmitty and Bailgun


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 22, 2009, 01:26:29 PM
Back on topic please.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: elastic back on February 22, 2009, 04:52:09 PM
what are the last 5 tricks you learned?

do you skate tranny?

where do you skate when it rains?

who do you skate with?

if you moved to the city (any of the 4 boroughs), what neighborhood would you live in?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: the WORMER on February 22, 2009, 05:18:35 PM
when was the last time you snorted coke off a hooker's ass?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: The Lala on February 22, 2009, 07:56:28 PM
please stop writing paragraph responses to every single thing people say, no one reads them

Quote of the day?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 23, 2009, 05:33:42 PM
what are the last 5 tricks you learned?

do you skate tranny?

where do you skate when it rains?

who do you skate with?

if you moved to the city (any of the 4 boroughs), what neighborhood would you live in?
Nollie bs flip
relearned back smiths
hardflips
switch varial flips (eww)
switch 5-0

Yes, sometimes.

Garage? I try to skate once the rain stops.

Friends, sometimes by myself

Brooklyn, either Bushwick, Williamsburg or Greenpoint so I can be close to KCDC, Manhattan and Queens
or whatever neighborhood in Manhattan that Autumn is in.


when was the last time you snorted coke off a hooker's ass?
2 weeks ago, your mom.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: el ogrehound 3000 on February 23, 2009, 05:41:41 PM
(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1600000/squidward-spongebob-squarepants-1676902-467-350.gif)


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 23, 2009, 05:55:21 PM
Ignored.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: the WORMER on February 23, 2009, 06:22:15 PM


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 23, 2009, 06:26:10 PM


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: el ogrehound 3000 on February 23, 2009, 06:55:08 PM
(http://i101.piczo.com/view/2/z/w/v/y/4/d/q/6/i/q/9/img/i231203827_87874_2.jpg)


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: C H U C K on February 23, 2009, 07:03:28 PM
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Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: hardcoreskates on February 23, 2009, 08:10:21 PM
I'm right, you're wrong. Fuck all of you except Eby, Schmitty and Bailgun

Dude...  Are you sure your not a chick?

Seems like about once a month you start pms ing.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: The Lala on February 23, 2009, 08:10:46 PM
(http://awards.frankdecaro.com/images/winners/squidward_tentacles.jpg)


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: el ogrehound 3000 on February 23, 2009, 10:19:37 PM
I'm right, you're wrong. Fuck all of you except Eby, Schmitty and Bailgun


Hypocrite.  66.6% of the people that can barely tolerate you are from the west coast.  Doesn't that make you just cringe?

(http://www.summitroofingcompany.com/images/gw.jpg)

Die.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: The Westwood on February 24, 2009, 09:09:14 AM
If you could get a shoe sponsor from either Pony, Air Speed, or Nice Footwear, who would you pick?

Rangers or Islanders?

Would you get a Lakai or Nike face tattoo if they flowed you free shoes?

Also, I'm callin' bullshit on your switch varial flips until you provide video proof.





Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 24, 2009, 03:26:17 PM
If you could get a shoe sponsor from either Pony, Air Speed, or Nice Footwear, who would you pick?

Rangers or Islanders?

Would you get a Lakai or Nike face tattoo if they flowed you free shoes?

Also, I'm callin' bullshit on your switch varial flips until you provide video proof.




Is being shoe sponsorless an option?

I don't like hockey

Lakai

I don't really care.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: el ogrehound 3000 on February 24, 2009, 04:20:24 PM
(http://www.minifigs.net/webpage/images/SpongeBob_SquarePants/Squidward.jpg)


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Paper/Scissors on February 24, 2009, 08:33:37 PM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/a7/Squidwarddance.gif)


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Bohdi on February 25, 2009, 02:21:46 PM
Have you ever surfed?
Are you afraid of sharks?
If you moved to the L.A. area, where exactly would you live?
If you were to rob a bank and had to wear the mask of a dead president, what president would it be?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 25, 2009, 02:59:29 PM
Have you ever surfed?
Are you afraid of sharks?
If you moved to the L.A. area, where exactly would you live?
If you were to rob a bank and had to wear the mask of a dead president, what president would it be?
Nope
Yes
The safe but cheap part of LA
Franklyn Roosevelt so that I won't get arrested because i'm the only man who can end the economic recession.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: bailgun on February 25, 2009, 03:08:31 PM
FDR comment=shredding.

could you be turning it around, eastie?

you might turn into a good messageboarder yet.

and "the safe but cheap part of la" was hilarious.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: The Westwood on February 26, 2009, 07:43:28 AM
I motion that we return his original moniker of "Girl Workshop B" to him.  It's only fitting.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: rawbertson on February 26, 2009, 07:56:01 AM
would you play me in a game of skate if i came to NY?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 26, 2009, 03:43:46 PM
would you play me in a game of skate if i came to NY?
Depends, will you bring the bacon and maple syrup?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: elastic back on February 27, 2009, 11:21:34 AM
living in nyc i see celebs all the time (kenneth the page from 30 rock, rachel drach, keenan thompson, jaime king, miranda from sex and the city, etc.). which non-skate celebrities have you seen?

where in the world is carmen sandiego?

if you could be the team manager for any skate company, which would it be? nike doesn't count since they fly their folk around first class and let them say in fancy hotels. same with plan b.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: rawbertson on February 27, 2009, 12:19:20 PM
would you play me in a game of skate if i came to NY?
Depends, will you bring the bacon and maple syrup?

oh hellllllllllls yes!!! also we got primoer milk and eggs than you do, although our milk comes in bags which a lot of people find strange. im tryin to make my life more east coast.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Paper/Scissors on February 27, 2009, 02:38:40 PM
How does one re-seal a bag of milk?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 27, 2009, 02:59:59 PM
living in nyc i see celebs all the time (kenneth the page from 30 rock, rachel drach, keenan thompson, jaime king, miranda from sex and the city, etc.). which non-skate celebrities have you seen?

where in the world is carmen sandiego?

if you could be the team manager for any skate company, which would it be? nike doesn't count since they fly their folk around first class and let them say in fancy hotels. same with plan b.
Shit, I could've sworn I saw Morrissey around Williamsburg one time, might have just been a look-a-like though not sure.

In my pants

Etnies so that I can see Malto and Mikey smiling at night and stab sheckler while he's getting a massage


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: bailgun on February 27, 2009, 03:08:16 PM
How does one re-seal a bag of milk?
the put the bag into a weird plastic pitcher with a slot in it. you fold the bag and slide the excess into the slot.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Paper/Scissors on February 27, 2009, 03:09:38 PM
Ew


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: bailgun on February 27, 2009, 03:16:55 PM
^^typical shortsighted, american response^^

my dad's side of the family is from northern north dakota. "northern" as in they live on a boundary lake. southern shore is ND, northern shore is canada. we used to spend summers there. milk in a bag is awesome. no rinsing the jug and recycling it, (which most people don't do anyway) just slip a fresh bag into the pitcher and you're eating cereal like a champ.

 yeah, they really should follow americas example and needlessly create more garbage in the name of convience and laziness, huh?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Schmitty on February 27, 2009, 03:17:21 PM
Why do you keep changing your name and what made you decide on Alien Sweatshop?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Paper/Scissors on February 27, 2009, 03:27:22 PM
^^typical shortsighted, american response^^

my dad's side of the family is from northern north dakota. "northern" as in they live on a boundary lake. southern shore is ND, northern shore is canada. we used to spend summers there. milk in a bag is awesome. no rinsing the jug and recycling it, (which most people don't do anyway) just slip a fresh bag into the pitcher and you're eating cereal like a champ.

 yeah, they really should follow americas example and needlessly create more garbage in the name of convience and laziness, huh?
We had boxed wine, if that counts.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 27, 2009, 03:33:00 PM
Why do you keep changing your name and what made you decide on Alien Sweatshop?
I felt that my name Eastward was pretty obnoxious and of course, I was banned from my other accounts. Because everyone knows that AWS product is made in a sweatshop by Aliens for minimum wage.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Paper/Scissors on February 27, 2009, 03:45:26 PM
Why do you keep changing your name and what made you decide on Alien Sweatshop?
I felt that my name Eastward was pretty obnoxious and of course, I was banned from my other accounts. Because everyone knows that AWS product is made in a sweatshop by Aliens for minimum wage.
*squirm*

Is it wrong to not hate gwb today?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: bailgun on February 27, 2009, 04:26:51 PM
maybe showing him how stupid it looks when someone tries to force their agenda did some good.
at any rate, the "new" gwb is way better than the old one.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: ze RJM on February 27, 2009, 04:38:40 PM
maybe  showing him how stupid it looks when someone tries to force their agenda did some good.
at any rate, the "new" gwb is way better than the old one.


for real, I've gave him 2 shreddings' in two days


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: stewpidphuck on February 27, 2009, 09:01:09 PM
im going to have to disagree. i thought he was coming around but the dirt nasty thread sealed the deal for him in my book.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: rawbertson on March 02, 2009, 08:51:40 AM
you don't "Re-seal" bags of milk hahaha


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: the WORMER on March 02, 2009, 02:49:11 PM
I thought you were against posting porn?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: rawbertson on March 05, 2009, 07:20:38 AM
what did he post? him splooging in his own mouth? thats fucked dude


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: lateskate on March 05, 2009, 02:43:50 PM
i want an alphabetical list of all the names you've used on this board


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Zero Point Two on March 08, 2009, 07:02:25 PM
Hey GWB in a few more posts i'll be even more hated than you on the boards ain't that awesome?.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: The Westwood on March 09, 2009, 06:34:05 AM
Hey GWB in a few more posts i'll be even more hated than you on the boards

Not possible.  If you wanna step up your kook game you need to get some tips from BlahBlah.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: lateskate on March 09, 2009, 10:10:26 AM
^^^ or look up a guy named mike  and ask him


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: The Lala on March 09, 2009, 10:33:10 AM
Hey GWB in a few more posts i'll be even more hated than you on the boards

Not possible.  If you wanna step up your kook game you need to get some tips from BlahBlah.

Wow, it's good to hear from you as well, sir.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Zero Point Two on March 09, 2009, 02:06:43 PM
Hey GWB in a few more posts i'll be even more hated than you on the boards

Not possible.  If you wanna step up your kook game you need to get some tips from BlahBlah.

not possible, the reasons i get hated on are totally different from BlahBlah.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Zero Point Two on April 04, 2009, 06:08:42 PM
hey GWB where are you -=pal=- i know you got banz0red from the other forum (again) but please don't leave (this or the other forum) you know i don't hate.  :)


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: rawbertson on April 06, 2009, 09:28:11 AM
the fake accounts are off the charts. they ve got the entire cast of king of the hill, aqua teen hunger force, julius caesar, what next?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on April 06, 2009, 10:37:59 AM
I only run Julius Caesar and Lakai!

You ride more dick than a Vietnamese hooker.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: rawbertson on April 06, 2009, 01:18:07 PM
wow, now i see why you are hating on me so much. you are banned from BOTH boards. and now you are tryin to get some clout with the people who have positive reps. well, i am just trying to pass the time at work, im not here to make friends, so you can keep on hating. if youo dont got anyone to hate on, FEEL FREE TO HATE ON ME!!!!


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on April 06, 2009, 02:10:50 PM
Have you ever tried reading your own fucking posts?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Joe on April 06, 2009, 04:20:17 PM
Why don't you go back to GWB?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on April 06, 2009, 06:41:24 PM
Why don't you go back to BlahBlah?


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: Joe on April 06, 2009, 07:13:27 PM
Well, I would go back to "BlahBlah" but it automatically goes to "BlahBlah". For the record, we're asking the questions, not you. You answer them when we ask.


Title: Re: Girl Workshop B Interview
Post by: bailgun on April 06, 2009, 10:47:25 PM
you don't make any rules. speak when you're spoken to or shut the fuck up.