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SKATEBOARDING => Solitary Confinement => Topic started by: Alien Sweatshop on February 27, 2009, 04:12:21 PM



Title: Skateboarders Are Sexiest
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 27, 2009, 04:12:21 PM
Why is that?

Look at all of the images of their pre-pubescent penises on this site.

All of them sexually explicit in some way.  I won’t begin to try to analyze the motivations for why skateboarders are so sexiest or why they think it is okay to be sexiest.  On this site, the common background of skateboarders with low age, admiration of immoral popular culture, a probable lack of contact with other adults, big boy mentality and (in the case of Eby/Elastic Back) a third-world cultural heritage that treats adults who like little boys like crap.

Little boys are rarely shown with their heads on their shoulders.  They are most often shown disembodied and often shown being abused in some way, I like it.

You people must be proud of this.

Is that right?


Title: Re: Skateboarders Are Sexiest
Post by: Thee Gnartical Adventure on February 27, 2009, 04:23:54 PM
sexiest skaters thread?

you know who i'm gonna start with...
(http://media.411vm.com/wiggin/in-the-works/Headshots/DylanRieder.jpg)



Title: Re: Skateboarders Are Sexiest
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 27, 2009, 04:37:02 PM
(http://blog.grindtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/alex-olson-vans.jpg)
Dreamy....Both Alex and the shoe box
(http://media.411vm.com/wiggin/in-the-works/Headshots/AndrewAllen.jpg)
Seems like a bad boy, I like me a bad boy.
(http://www.7board.ru/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/kevin_spanky_long.jpg)
So dreamy and misunderstood, seems like a sweatheart.
(http://paulrodriguezfans.com/files/2008/12/paul-rodriguez.jpg)
He looks so passionate and he has so much fire in his corazon.


Title: Re: Skateboarders Are Sexiest
Post by: Paper/Scissors on February 27, 2009, 04:39:11 PM
(http://etniesskate.com/site-images/riders/hero/sean-malto.jpg)
Just look at that cute patootie


Title: Re: Skateboarders Are Sexiest
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 27, 2009, 04:40:43 PM
([url]http://etniesskate.com/site-images/riders/hero/sean-malto.jpg[/url])
Just look at that cute patootie

I would face fuck him for that smile alone.


Title: Re: Skateboarders Are Sexiest
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 27, 2009, 04:43:35 PM
(http://www.skateparkoftampa.com/spot/headshots/1154.jpg)
I would let him trespass in my turf if you know I mean.
(http://media.411vm.com/wiggin/in-the-works/Headshots/NyjahHuston.jpg)
I think I just found  favorite!


Title: Re: Skateboarders Are Sexiest
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 27, 2009, 04:48:18 PM
Another one of 's favorites!
(http://media.411vm.com/wiggin/in-the-works/Headshots/GrantTaylor.jpg)
And guess what his favorite team is?
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/83/3fcb3b88-694d-49ab-bb4d-f3e6801d7581s.jpg)


Title: Re: Skateboarders Are Sexiest
Post by: bailgun on February 27, 2009, 07:32:30 PM
i'm not sure whether to laugh like hell or be really creeped out by this thread.


Title: Re: Skateboarders Are Sexiest
Post by: elastic back on February 27, 2009, 09:43:45 PM
i'm sure i'm laughing like hell at this thread.

true. +1


Title: Re: Skateboarders Are Sexiest
Post by: the redline on February 28, 2009, 04:00:03 PM
INSERT PICTURE OF FRANK GERWER CROSS-DRESSING  HAHAHAH