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Title: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: butt ox on January 14, 2010, 12:00:34 PM
Hey guys,
 I'm just writing on your forum to let you know that rollerskating is getting big again. RSers are way tougher than skateboarders. I rolled around the entire skatepark on one skate and then dropped in and busted a switch double umbrella sting. All the skateboarder could say that witnessed me was "wow". That's right wow. Watch for us at your local skateparks. We'll be the ones ripping you up.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: OsamaBinLadin on January 14, 2010, 12:06:58 PM
Hey guys,
 I'm just writing on your forum to let you know that rollerskating is getting big again. RSers are way tougher than skateboarders. I rolled around the entire skatepark on one skate and then dropped in and busted a switch double umbrella sting. All the skateboarder could say that witnessed me was "wow". That's right wow. Watch for us at your local skateparks. We'll be the ones ripping you up.
i love roller skates at the skatepark. gives me sum one to run into on purpose, and blame it on the fact there not supossed to be there


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: kenneth rogers on January 14, 2010, 12:07:56 PM
(http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss162/jankflip/LebowskiOpinion.jpg)


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: dtotherob on January 14, 2010, 03:55:53 PM
Hey guys,
 I'm just writing on your forum to let you know that rollerskating is getting big again. RSers are way tougher than skateboarders. I rolled around the entire skatepark on one skate and then dropped in and busted a switch double umbrella sting. All the skateboarder could say that witnessed me was "wow". That's right wow. Watch for us at your local skateparks. We'll be the ones ripping you up.

wow!  you heard it here guys!  the amazing roller skating troll will be visiting your local skatepark. that's right, wow.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: bailgun on January 14, 2010, 04:56:37 PM
footage, please.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: greengoes_throat on January 14, 2010, 07:06:11 PM
footage, please.

Is this so we know what he looks like, so we too can say "wow" when we see him at our parks?


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: bailgun on January 14, 2010, 07:34:24 PM
why not?


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: The brycickle on January 15, 2010, 12:26:58 AM
Trust me, when you see Lenny tearin' it up at your local park on his quads, you'll know.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: butt ox on January 15, 2010, 02:17:06 AM
I'm sorry guys but all of the footage I have involves your mother. If you ask her permission then I'll be glad to post!!! :) :) :)


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: butt ox on January 15, 2010, 02:19:32 AM
Hey Ballgun, that cat dog sequence you've got is bad ass....did you create it yourself?


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: lateskate on January 15, 2010, 09:32:21 AM
I'm sorry guys but all of the footage I have involves your mother. If you ask her permission then I'll be glad to post!!! :) :) :)

i doubt that. my mom doesnt even rollerblade


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: bailgun on January 15, 2010, 11:03:21 AM
I'm sorry guys but all of the footage I have involves your mother. If you ask her permission then I'll be glad to post!!! :) :) :)
a mom joke? really? what are you, twelve and shitty at trolling?


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: greengoes_throat on January 15, 2010, 03:01:34 PM
I'm sorry guys but all of the footage I have involves your mother. If you ask her permission then I'll be glad to post!!! :) :) :)

My mom is in prison for assaulting a roller blader who cut me off when I was 7.  :)


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: Rise Above on January 15, 2010, 05:14:49 PM
([url]http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss162/jankflip/LebowskiOpinion.jpg[/url])



haha great movie.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: bailgun on January 16, 2010, 02:13:00 AM
I'm sorry guys but all of the footage I have involves your mother. If you ask her permission then I'll be glad to post!!! :) :) :)

My mom is in prison for assaulting a roller blader who cut me off when I was 7.  :)
your comeback was much better than mine.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: butt ox on January 16, 2010, 02:40:04 AM
Do you guys play w/ techdecks? I have a ton of them and all of the ramps to. I will rip up anyone in a techdeck sesh.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: Emergen C. on January 17, 2010, 12:24:30 PM
Do you guys play w/ techdecks? I have a ton of them and all of the ramps to. I will rip up anyone in a techdeck sesh.

Dude, learn to fucking troll.
You're horrible at it.
Plus you never troll alone.
Evar.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?success=1&id=1471405609#/photo.php?pid=12897&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=1471405609&id=100000508054989
That?
That is real trolling.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: bailgun on January 17, 2010, 12:39:36 PM
pot, kettle, black, etc.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: Emergen C. on January 17, 2010, 12:52:23 PM
And yet my status keeps going down.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: greengoes_throat on January 17, 2010, 01:13:31 PM
And yet my status keeps going down.

Oh no how will you live with yourself!?!?!


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: Emergen C. on January 17, 2010, 01:40:09 PM
Continue with my life like nothing happened.
I really don't give a shit if it goes down or not.
I'm not going to get butthurt over some dumbass forum.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: dtotherob on January 17, 2010, 02:48:53 PM
lose the sig. it's too big and not funny.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: Jack in the boxx on January 17, 2010, 03:00:12 PM
Anyone hear about the new CCDC Blades, they're droppin soon, I'mma cop me some.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: OsamaBinLadin on January 17, 2010, 04:15:37 PM
I'm sorry guys but all of the footage I have involves your mother. If you ask her permission then I'll be glad to post!!! :) :) :)
i kno everyones mother, they say its fine. post your shit.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: Watermelon on January 17, 2010, 09:02:11 PM
Trust me, when you see Lenny tearin' it up at your local park on his quads, you'll know.
Lenny is insane on those skates! He's like spiderman when he comes to Burnside. He is the only rollerskater I can watch, and the only one allowed under the bridge.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: elastic back on January 18, 2010, 05:24:33 AM
actually there is this middle aged asian lady that i occasionally see at the autumn bowl or the hudson river skatepark that rollerskates the bowls. he drops in and pumps them with her feet sideways. it is actually pretty rad to watch, probably because she is a middle aged asian woman. if she was some punk teenager or something, that would be another story...


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: skatenerd on January 18, 2010, 08:17:24 PM
actually there is this middle aged asian lady that i occasionally see at the autumn bowl or the hudson river skatepark that rollerskates the bowls. he drops in and pumps them with her feet sideways. it is actually pretty rad to watch, probably because she is a middle aged asian woman. if she was some punk teenager or something, that would be another story...

I want some photographic/video evidence


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: elastic back on January 18, 2010, 10:07:32 PM
actually there is this middle aged asian lady that i occasionally see at the autumn bowl or the hudson river skatepark that rollerskates the bowls. he drops in and pumps them with her feet sideways. it is actually pretty rad to watch, probably because she is a middle aged asian woman. if she was some punk teenager or something, that would be another story...

I want some photographic/video evidence

next time i see her i will try to get a pic or something.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: skatenerd on January 19, 2010, 04:27:00 PM
Lookin' forward to it.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: Dr. Steez on January 19, 2010, 09:04:57 PM
Hey guys,
 I'm just writing on your forum to let you know that rollerskating is getting big again. RSers are way tougher than skateboarders. I rolled around the entire skatepark on one skate and then dropped in and busted a switch double umbrella sting. All the skateboarder could say that witnessed me was "wow". That's right wow. Watch for us at your local skateparks. We'll be the ones ripping you up.
Ha! i like them, most of them are pretty funny, i'm not the one to hate on someone for doing something they love unless they are unreasonably bad at it


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: Dr. Steez on January 19, 2010, 09:06:58 PM
I'm sorry guys but all of the footage I have involves your mother. If you ask her permission then I'll be glad to post!!! :) :) :)

My mom is in prison for assaulting a roller blader who cut me off when I was 7.  :)
Ha, i was about to post a similar response until i read this one, DAMN!


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: butt ox on January 20, 2010, 01:33:12 PM
Watch this and weep little boys.
http://videohive.net/item/roller-skater01/62401


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: butt ox on January 20, 2010, 01:38:51 PM
I also have techdeck footage. I bet I can techdeck better than any of you can skateboard.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: The brycickle on January 20, 2010, 03:23:16 PM
I hope so.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: bailgun on January 21, 2010, 12:47:47 PM
Watch this and weep little boys.
[url]http://videohive.net/item/roller-skater01/62401[/url]
stop fronting. we all know that's not you.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: dtotherob on January 21, 2010, 05:18:37 PM
I also have techdeck footage. I bet I can techdeck better than any of you can skateboard.

that's sick.  i'd be down for a techdeck session with you. i broke a nail so it will have to be in a couple weeks. damn arthritis is also bothering me again.   


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: bailgun on January 21, 2010, 05:43:33 PM
i had a promising career in tech deckery, until carpal tunnel syndrome ruined my chances of ever going pro.

now i cry myself to sleep at night, thinking of what might have been.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: dtotherob on January 21, 2010, 08:29:34 PM
bummer. i feel your pain.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: skatenerd on January 21, 2010, 09:05:25 PM
Has anyone used those wooden tech decks?

Dude,I can kickflip on a Tech Deck. You like ollie high,then move your index finger out and it spins. then slam it.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: susej on January 22, 2010, 02:47:24 AM
I've never seen a roller skater at a skatepark. 

Or a tech deck.   ???


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: butt ox on January 22, 2010, 05:08:46 PM
and you've been skating for how long susej?.......Sometimes, when I fall really hard on my rollerskates at the skatepark, I'll pull my tech deck out and just shred the park a new ass. My techdeck deck skills really piss off the other skateboarders though. Sometimes I think I get in their ways. Once I busted a kickflip to 5-0 on the small box at the skatepark and this ass went out of his way to jump on my hand on his skateboard. Everyone was laughing at me when I cried. Why are skateboarders so mean? ???


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: butt ox on January 22, 2010, 05:10:52 PM
The blunt to kickflip out (1:10) took a lots of practice.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vq6u_dzUwM&feature=fvw


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: susej on January 22, 2010, 05:28:00 PM
and you've been skating for how long susej

Started long before techdecks


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: the WORMER on January 22, 2010, 10:30:45 PM
corey, we know its you, stop fronting


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: bailgun on January 22, 2010, 11:36:25 PM
no, if it was corey, the clip would've been...

1-someone else's clip
2-it would hyave  DA SK8 CHANNEL really big across the bottom.


Title: Re: roller skaters at the skate park
Post by: skatenerd on January 23, 2010, 09:16:29 PM
I've seen dudes playing with tech decks on the transition. Whatevs.

There's something about 'bladers. how they jump and do little twists everywhere. I don't really mind them. Bikes take up way more space and flying bikes can do some damage.