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SKATEBOARDING => SHIT TALK => Topic started by: iLLegitimate Child on October 27, 2007, 03:22:28 PM



Title: Royal is garbage...
Post by: iLLegitimate Child on October 27, 2007, 03:22:28 PM
So the other day, Andato and I were about to make a trip to a skatepark out of town. We were just fooling around in his driveway, when I decide to Ollie as high as I could. I landed fine, then as I was about to ollie again, my board popped up really easy, a bit too easy. As I look down I noticed my baseplate from my Royal Trucks had broken completely off. I will post a picture of how it broke, that or Andato will. Note I only got maybe a foot off the ground and it broke. Wtf??


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: Musicisevil on October 27, 2007, 05:11:29 PM
SEND IT BACK. If they are a real skate company them will send you a new plate


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: Andato on October 27, 2007, 11:24:05 PM
In actuality, it broke because he weighs 350 lbs and he decided he'd be cool and stomp it.   Fucking fat ass.


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: iLLegitimate Child on October 28, 2007, 12:01:02 AM
Says andato... that kid is roughly .3 metric tons. He is just pissed because I got hooked up with the Jenny Craig plan.


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: bailgun on October 28, 2007, 12:22:28 AM
it broke because you can't spell "ollie."


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: iLLegitimate Child on October 28, 2007, 10:17:01 AM
it broke because you can't spell "ollie."

Because spelling a word wrong has any physical effect over a baseplate. Nice try, ;-)


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: bailgun on October 28, 2007, 05:09:23 PM
when its an important word like that, it does.


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: Andato on October 28, 2007, 09:45:41 PM
nice edit.  cock slut.


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: taffy on October 29, 2007, 10:40:43 AM
Your fatness sucks not the trucks.


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: Andato on October 29, 2007, 09:49:49 PM
truth!


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: Musicisevil on October 29, 2007, 11:36:11 PM
Fat Kids Break Decks
the next indie weak-rock sensation


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: scottisko0L on November 04, 2007, 11:57:29 PM
you are fat. fatty


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: localrancher206 on November 05, 2007, 09:20:05 AM
i wish i was fatter so i could break decks. i forgot how fun it is to break a deck.
i need to build another jump ramp. that'll break my deck.

sorry to hear about your weakass trucks. that sux.


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: the WORMER on November 05, 2007, 03:16:56 PM
once we were playing scrabble and my friend put "fux dix" as a word


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: iLLegitimate Child on November 06, 2007, 05:37:25 PM
So one of me and Andato's boys broke the axle end from his truck, where the wheels are, clean off so he essentially had 3 wheels total after it. So we were giving my old royal hangars and he forgot his wheel in his car, about an hour later, forgetting that he didn't put on one of the wheels, he trys to run with his board and jump on it, so he flew off and onto the pavement. We get to the park, put his wheel on and he skates around for a bit before the nut on the axle stripped and flew off, causing his wheel ( same wheel ) to fall off and he flew on the ground again. True story.


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: bailgun on November 06, 2007, 05:46:57 PM
look. its simple.
ride indys, or quit skateboarding.


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: Andato on November 06, 2007, 08:36:37 PM
look.  its simple.


*tests new vaccines for negative side effects on monkeys*


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: scottisko0L on November 06, 2007, 09:20:53 PM
haha


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: old skool John on December 19, 2007, 07:29:28 AM
look. its simple.
ride indys, or quit skateboarding.

Amen to that!


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: mucklebutt on December 19, 2007, 09:41:21 AM
No shit why would you buy anything else. Even pros that ride for other companies wish they were turning on indys.


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: bailgun on December 19, 2007, 09:53:38 AM
most of those pros are riding indys.


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: bmb on December 20, 2007, 12:43:18 PM
yeah, your fault for riding royals in the first place.


Title: Re: Royal is garbage...
Post by: bad brain on December 25, 2007, 01:12:03 AM
look. its simple.
ride indys, or quit skateboarding.

Amen to that!
wow one of you thrasher message board faggots finnally posted something true