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SKATEBOARDING => Solitary Confinement => Topic started by: Mike on July 31, 2010, 12:58:30 PM



Title: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: Mike on July 31, 2010, 12:58:30 PM
LMAO!! What a bunch of pozers! It looks like Thasher Mag has turned in to girl mag for little sissy boys!
Its so funny how these girly boys think they are so rad! I guess its time for me to go back to my undergraound zines
where the real skaters are and losers like bailgun & dtotherob can have their little circle jerks online, because they
are fat nerds who sit behind a screen and cant skate! I guess getting the old Thasher stuffed in my locker back in the
good old days at school are long gone! Oh and dtotherob....A longboard and shortboard are types of skate boards,
pozer boy, not all boards are plastic and bought at walmart like the one you roll around on the kitchen floor with! AHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Title: Re: Shit Heads!
Post by: bailgun on July 31, 2010, 01:57:40 PM
listen up, fuckface- calling your customer base shitheads and fuckers might not be the most savvy move on your first post.


Title: Re: Shit Heads!
Post by: C H U C K on July 31, 2010, 02:26:22 PM
What have you got in stock for used Slingz?


Title: Re: Shit Heads!
Post by: bailgun on July 31, 2010, 02:31:34 PM
i can hook you up with SLINGZ in bulk chuck. minimum order is 100.
(http://www.aikencolon.com/assets/images/safewaze/accessories/safewaze-bulk-rope.jpg)
and if you wanna buy any of my old chipped up and broken decks, just hit up my profile on BOARDTRADERZ, duder.


Title: Re: Shit Heads!
Post by: Mike on July 31, 2010, 02:42:59 PM
hey chuck! we only deal in used (posted) equipment. But it looks like bailgun can get you a deal. Let me know if you need smaller order I will hook you up!
PCE


Title: Re: Shit Heads!
Post by: _fucktard_ on July 31, 2010, 08:53:08 PM
lot of surf stuff, not alot of skate stuff. not for me.


Title: Re: Shit Heads!
Post by: dtotherob on August 01, 2010, 10:14:30 AM
you have skateboard sub categories as "longboard" and "shortboard".  blowing it big time.  i don't need a site like this when i give my old boards to needy kids for free.


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: ttching on August 02, 2010, 10:01:14 AM
For the record, longboards aren't skateboards.  They are dix.


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: C H U C K on August 02, 2010, 11:04:13 AM
Your Thrasher stuffed in your locker? You've skated "38 years" and you're bringing up your high school days? Wow... get over it already. And you spell poseur with a Z? Perhaps you should go back to your beloved locker or more importantly the English class at your high school you look back so fondly at and learn how to spell.



Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: WiteNite on August 02, 2010, 11:28:15 AM
Hahaha I'm tempted to make fun of you sooo bad, but I know it's no use. Fuck it I'ma grab my short board and go hit the streets.


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: Bro on August 02, 2010, 01:24:16 PM
Well, Mike accomplished one of his life long goals...to be a kook  for 38 + years straight.
huuzah.


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: dtotherob on August 02, 2010, 07:17:37 PM
see the thing is, your underground zines don't have forums. so you'll be back to blow it some more.

 on the bright side, i've made 8 bucks selling my worn out plastic walmart boards to needy kids at the park.


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: skatenerd on August 02, 2010, 08:39:09 PM
After reading that dude's post. All I could think of was this song.
dead kennedys - macho insecurity - bedtime for democracy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE9CO3FPn4M#)


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: Bro on August 03, 2010, 06:14:26 AM
or this
Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU#)


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: ttching on August 03, 2010, 09:38:46 AM
Pozer Mag actually has kind of a nice ring to it.


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: SHitflea on August 23, 2010, 10:54:43 PM
Thrasher should fuck you in the ass!!! That would be fun!! And then we could watch it under the footy thread!!! And then every body could talk shit about the quality of the footy, how its all grainy and looks like it was shot on super vhs-c and then you can come up with some witty reply while you work at your shit job, and I might never check this again, like you do religiously...   Fuck the interwebs, bunch of hatin haters hatin hate posted by hater hatin hate mongers


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: susej on August 24, 2010, 06:29:16 AM
Isn't "Hatin haters hatin hate" a good thing?


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: susej on August 24, 2010, 06:30:27 AM
And actually the same as hater hatin hate mongers?


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: The brycickle on August 24, 2010, 06:55:22 PM
I hate so much, that I hate hate!!!  Fucking grrrrr!!!!


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: SHitflea on August 25, 2010, 11:22:19 AM
Isn't "Hatin haters hatin hate" a good thing?
well okay. I had just finished reading the Phil Shao article, and saw kids disrespecting the deceased and couldn't stand it... Call me crazy...


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: ttching on August 25, 2010, 12:51:56 PM
Hatin' hate mongers beware: http://articles.latimes.com/2010/aug/23/nation/la-na-blogger-suits-20100823

Someone's lawyer might find you (and by extension your parents, kids) and label your online hating as the reason they lost their sponsor/didn't get sponsored, why their product didn't sell, etc. and sue you (and/or your parents, kids) for everything you've got.  America rules!


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: bailgun on August 25, 2010, 03:06:33 PM
i would LOVE to see the transcripts from some of those cases.....

"your honor, noobslayer420 says i'm an abortion that lived, and i am clearly not. i would like a million dollars."


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: The brycickle on August 25, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
The judge would award the plaintiff a years supply of cheetohs and Mountain Dew.


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: bailgun on August 25, 2010, 10:19:32 PM
shred-uh-riffic.


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: Aaron Brown on November 05, 2010, 04:12:54 PM
In my 15 years of skateboarding I have learned 3 things. #1 Only a "Poser" uses the word "Poser". #2 If you want a terrible skateboarding magazine that is so sugarcoated you can eat it go read Transworld. #3 Remembering the good old days is great over a few cold soldiers. But when that remembering becomes a fat bald motherfucker chickenpecking his way through his message at the current state of skateboarding and how much a magazine sucks is just plain sad. Go eat a whole bowl of dickz.


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: skatenerd on November 05, 2010, 10:17:32 PM
(http://www.carnagecorp.com/pub/pictures/bowl-of-dick.jpg)
Hey,guys. Take one each,I don't want to end up eating them all by myself. Then I'll feel fat after wards.


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: krusher on November 06, 2010, 12:12:43 AM
^ Quite possibly the funnest thing I've read on this forum. You get the 2010 apropos image award for sure


Title: Re: Thasher should be called Pozer Mag!
Post by: bucky fellini on November 15, 2010, 04:48:21 PM
skatenerd's ssssshhhhredding nonstop!

and speaking of a bowl of dicks, if johnny knoxville having one blown up in his face in the new jackass isn't oscar material then I don't know what is.