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« on: August 22, 2008, 11:46:27 AM »

Yesterday i was up at the park caevin and bustin big airs(whoaaa) and this kid started talkin shit to me about how i never do flip tricks.I dont really give a shit that i dont tre flip at 10 stair or not.Meanwhile this kid can land a kickflip on flat about 1 out of 10 tries.This kid had a bunch of Zumiez and your average skate brand stickers and clothing AND PLAID SHORTS with nikes!WOW.I asked him if he know who TNT is and a bunch of pro and he didnt know any of them.Then i thought,"i wonder if he know who john cardiel is?"NOPE.never heard of him.Then he looked at my board and saw it was an Antihero and said hes never heard of it meanwhile hes ridin a Girl board.The fact that i got 10 year old little dick out there talkin shit about the stuff they dont know is just hilarious and pathetic.Hopefully someday they will learn...O ya,then i asked him if he knew who i was(my first and last name)and he said that he thinks HE rides for mystery.haha
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 12:05:50 PM »

you're the one who bothered to talk to a 10 year old, dude.
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2008, 12:30:07 PM »

I'm surprised he didn't try to bum a cig somewhere in there.
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2008, 01:31:49 PM »

you're the one who bothered to talk to a 10 year old, dude.
Your sooo right.dammit
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2008, 01:38:59 PM »

i just calls 'em like i sees 'em.
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2008, 04:09:14 PM »

i hate little shits who asks me for cigs
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2008, 04:27:29 PM »

I ask for cigarettes, when conversations go dull, but no one has any.
oh and to the youngsters, they refer to them as "grits".
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2008, 04:33:42 PM »

Grits would be a better name for some crack or something. Makes more sence that way, Next time just stab the kids if they wont leave you alone or just point behind them as say is that yours and when they turn around just walk the other way and keep skating. Also Punch them in the head for not knowing who Cardiel is and tell them to go on youtube and wikipedia or some shit and research him. BTW, the Cardiel Epicly Later'd is probably the best one i have seen.
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2008, 04:37:19 PM »

You shoulda tried to hump his mom
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2008, 11:19:12 PM »

What's wrong with Girl?
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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2008, 12:24:11 AM »

He was saying that the kid knew what Girl was, but not anti-hero. And they were on tour together, but I doubt that kid knew that either.
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2008, 01:53:48 AM »

i dont get bummed about kids trying out skateboarding and not knowing shit...

it doesn't effect how i skate, and in certain circumstances (like this) they provide hours of entertainment.

plus, its fun to find core groms out there. sifting through the fad rubble can lead you to some cool dudes
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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2008, 11:23:16 AM »

Also Punch them in the head for not knowing who Cardiel is

Had a similar conversation the other day Cardiel-wise.
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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2008, 04:48:17 PM »

Did you punch him ? Punching someone in the head is the only way to show them how serious the matter is. Say golden rail, look it up and punch them square in the dome.
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2008, 05:22:39 PM »

a nice open handed bitch slap would work well too, real loud like, so everyone in a two block radius can hear it.
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