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« on: March 26, 2012, 09:38:20 PM »

Here you go Gramps.

Whether you've just started up again or if you've been killin' it for a long ass time, I've got the one stop, all encompassing thread for ya.

No more declarations about how you're back to the skate game before your feeble ass is out again. Just fucking post your old ass shit here.

I'll help you start by posting some old ass shit from back when I was coming up

Alien Workshop - Mindfield


DAMN that shit is old!

Here's what happens when old fucks try to get in the Skate game

Today At Vic Park
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2012, 11:29:37 PM »

Here's a new video of me showing all you old fucks how to get over your crack craze. 911 IS A JOKE!

Fuckin' old people and your arthritis, can't even slap a crub w/o bitchin'.

How To's Days: Crack Repair
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2012, 11:28:03 AM »

Fuk yes, thx fo psting MindField!  I lost my digi copy when I spilld Four Loko all ovr my old ass iPad 1. LOLZ  Shocked Shocked Shocked Cry.  Talk about some classic old skool sk8ing, man that takes me back. The day after I saw it, I ebayed my razr scooter to some Japanese business man and used the money to buy a bunch of Alien Workshop hats, t-shirts belt and coin purse.  I just wish I could find more footage of that Kirchart kid.  He must of quit for skool or sum shitz because I don’t ever see him on teh Barrics.

That NZSkate video with the dramatic Kiwis was entertaining.  The irony reminds of an occasion when my Mom was in town and we were out somewhere and some dudes standing in line right ahead of us were being obnoxiously loud and vulgar.  I decided to throw out the following tongue lashing “Hey! Watch your mouths you fucking cunts, my mom is standing right here.”  It shut them up but the hypocrisy took a few seconds to sink in after finishing the sentence.  Road to Hades paved with good intentions.
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2012, 09:58:27 PM »

The feeling of old guys skateboarding is probably the same one would get going down on a girl after soccer practice.

It is a sour patch.
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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2012, 09:00:32 AM »

My first board was a Variflex, I have grey hairs, a kid, and like to do heelflips and frontside shuvits.  Deal with it.
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« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2012, 09:35:12 AM »

When my dad got me a Kamikaze for Xmas I was pissed until I figured out how to hurt myself on it.  I was one of about 4 people at the Del Mar Skate Ranch in '86 watching Mullen prove I would be ungnarley for life.  Fuckin old guys trying to have fun, we are weak sauce.
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« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2012, 11:51:16 AM »

Don't let this out but this May marks year 36th? on that stupid toy. I get progressively worse each year. Fuck it. It's still a blast. I never really stopped but time has a way of slowing your body down. I'm not going to ever pretend I will be able to skate like I did when I was 20 again.
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« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2012, 12:26:38 PM »

When my dad got me a Kamikaze for Xmas I was pissed until I figured out how to hurt myself on it.
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« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2012, 03:53:39 PM »

Don't let this out but this May marks year 36th? on that stupid toy. I get progressively worse each year. Fuck it. It's still a blast. I never really stopped but time has a way of slowing your body down. I'm not going to ever pretend I will be able to skate like I did when I was 20 again.

The truth finally comes out, and yes; I'm telling everyone you old fuck.
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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2012, 04:10:48 AM »

Fuck, is this where we out ourselves? But that was my first ever trolling spree Cry

I'm 36, skated for 28.
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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2012, 05:32:57 PM »

Guess I may as well check in.  30, been skating since first grade.
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« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2012, 06:23:51 PM »

I'm 36, skated for 28.

me too! that's like, twilight zone dude.
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« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2012, 09:53:39 PM »

I'm 36, skated for 28.

me too! that's like, twilight zone dude.

You two old geezers are from Communist Canada too!

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« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2012, 06:33:34 AM »

I'm 36, skated for 28.

me too! that's like, twilight zone dude.

If you're 6'2 with a bunch of tattoos there's a good chance we're the same person.
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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2012, 12:33:56 PM »

I'll be 38 in about two weeks, so that means that according to that Skate Rock China Yardsale clip, the Phelper's been skatin' for as long as I've been alive.  Can't do nothin' but respect that!  My plan is to skate until I can't physically stand on the board any more and gross out as many people as possible with my "skating" along the way.  Tongue
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