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Temisan Adoki
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« on: August 27, 2013, 09:15:28 AM »

Long time listener, first time caller.

I can't stand longboards.

I've tried to tolerate them and accept their presence in the modern atmosphere, but that shit is lame.

I'm sick and tired of all these weird fashionazis in NYC with their $5000 outfits, Jeremy Scott sneakers, tye died supreme camp caps and vapid hipsters totally ignoring the ways of the road, clogging up bike lanes, and making skateboarding look bad by association.

I was at afro-punk in Brooklyn on sunday and saw a group of yuppiefied men, clean cut with their slicked back hair, boring Gap clothing, and sugar sweet smiles walking around with their $400 axes swearing to themselves they were down as fuck as they entered the crowd. I was just laughing at them.

I got to laugh at some of these niggaz mane. A skateboard is really just some accessory to them.

And all of these weird art school drop out girls with their instagramming ass selves just need to just step back from the damn skatepark. You are just as bad as 8 year olds on razor scooters...but hell, I excuse them cause they aren't working on some stupid art project when I'm trying to get runs in at the park. Make room for the REAL men and women who rep this shit.

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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2013, 08:18:00 PM »

new accessory?

always is, always was and always will be.
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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2013, 10:02:38 PM »

ugh, i'm the only skateboarder in my high school. its all jocks and preppy girls on long boards who mongo push on the sidewalk and don't even bomb hills, talk shit to me saying "skate or die bro" and they are all wearing skate related shit... diamond, vans, etc. penny boards are fucking gay too. i blame tilly's and ccs and zumiez. these people are morons. they will graduate, move to the suburbs, have a couple kids and buy them scooters because they dont want them to be skaters cause "skaters are losers". i think i may have broken a blood vessel writing this.
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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2013, 04:48:27 PM »

I've always kinda wanted to have a go on a longboard.

I remember living in the UK circa 99-01 when nu metal was huge and every kid in town had either an immaculate new board or some old thrashed piece of shit they'd bought off some other kid.

Boom time for the industry but a terrible time for actual skateboarders, the UK press ran heaps of "Skaters vs Chavs" stories that led to loads of legit skaters getting bashed cos' of these dicks who just carried them to look cool.

I always tell my fiance when we're out and we see someone with a board that a real skater can spot another legit skater really easily and can see if they're just carrying it for a rep.
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2013, 10:36:49 AM »

I'm kind of bored of people complaining about longboards.   Are we going to call out Hot Topic next?   Shouldn't poser technically be spelled poseur?  But I digress.......
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2013, 12:52:31 PM »

I'm waiting for pogo sticks or hula hoops to make a comeback and we can all hang shit on them.
Or maybe just loads of kids clogging up skateparks all standing around using yoyos.
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« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2013, 04:27:26 PM »

Shouldn't poser technically be spelled poseur? 

i thinks that's the canadian way.  Tongue
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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2013, 08:43:34 AM »

Shouldn't poser technically be spelled poseur? 

i thinks that's the canadian way.  Tongue

That U is for catching the Maple Syrup.
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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2013, 11:17:23 AM »

We also use them as horse shoes for our winter sleighs.
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2013, 07:21:25 PM »

i thinks that's the canadian way.
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