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« on: November 29, 2007, 02:48:32 PM »




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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2007, 06:10:27 PM »

looks like the start of a sitcom!
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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2007, 07:21:39 PM »

I dunno, I bet if it were possible to start a sitcom about Jesus, it would of already happened. Well with Jesus at any rate.
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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2007, 03:24:10 PM »

I could never be friends with a man with those legs.
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2007, 08:34:11 PM »

I could never be friends with Jesus. I blocked him from my friends list.
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2007, 07:18:14 PM »



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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2007, 07:49:41 PM »

i want a jesus action figure
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2007, 10:24:03 AM »

I want Jesus to work on my lawn, he would cruciFIX it right up.
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« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2007, 05:29:22 PM »

I want Jesus to work on my lawn, he would cruciFIX it right up.

I hate you.
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2007, 06:33:03 PM »

I want Jesus to work on my lawn, he would cruciFIX it right up.

I hate you, because you're funnier than i could ever dream of being.
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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2007, 06:52:28 PM »

I want Jesus to work on my lawn, he would cruciFIX it right up.

I hate you, because you're funnier than i could ever dream of being.
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« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2007, 03:14:52 PM »

I want Jesus to work on my lawn, he would cruciFIX it right up.

I hate you, because you're funnier than i could ever dream of being.
Crucifix'd
Crucifix'd
Crucifix'd... Correct that, fuckers.
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« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2007, 03:47:32 PM »

I want Jesus to work on my lawn, he would cruciFIX it right up.

I hate you, because you're funnier than i could ever dream of being.
Crucifix'd
Crucifix'd
I'd like to be castrated with a miniature model of jesus on the cross.... you know, "Crucifix'd?"
how's that?
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« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2007, 04:04:24 PM »

Jesus must have been crucifix'd, that's why he probably didn't have kids
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« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2007, 08:19:58 PM »

no, he just wore rubbers.
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