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« on: November 04, 2008, 01:12:37 PM »

Ok, so somebody wanted Quote of the Week or day or whatever.

I just overheard this one: "Dude, you're rascist! The only reason you're with an Irish girl is because she's a girl..."
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 01:19:04 PM »

Pretty much anything Thee bailgun says is Best Quote worthy.
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2008, 01:28:15 PM »

I was walking through u-mass amherst, which is frat boy central, and overheard this conversation-
"So dude, like, do you like her"
"yeah"
"so like, are you gonna fuck her"
"yeah, I'm gonna fuck her in the mouth"
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2008, 01:36:21 PM »

last night

shit cops
ditch the weed
what about the pipe
.....uh....uh...shit shit  eat the pipe
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2008, 02:02:22 PM »

"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries" - Wayne Campbell
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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2008, 11:56:22 AM »

Pretty much anything Thee bailgun says is Best Quote worthy.
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2008, 12:29:19 PM »

my girl has this "stupid quote of the day" daily calendar and yesterday's was pretty good:

Newlywed Game host Bob Eubanks:
What was the first thing you said to your husband on your wedding night?

Female contestant:
Uh, gosh that's a hard one. Oh, wait, I didn't mean THAT!
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2008, 02:48:12 PM »

"I'm sorry that I was 30 minutes late, class...I had to finish writing a poem."- my professor when she was late today (came in asking "Oh gosh, am I late?")

I nominate it Ridiculous quote of the day.
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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2008, 02:53:03 PM »

you guys know that if a professor is over 15 minutes late, that means class is cancelled, right?

when teachers were late to class when i was at nyu, others would be staring at the clock, getting ready to jet as soon as it hit 15 after. i never understood why they were so eager for cancelled classes...we were paying a lot to be there. that's not to say that i didn't enjoy extra time to skate...because i totally did.
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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2008, 04:25:48 PM »

I know that rule...but I figured that she'd show up sooner or later so I stayed.
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« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2008, 02:39:45 PM »

BlahBlah's hot for teacher!
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« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2008, 03:04:55 PM »

No way dude, she's like 60ish...gross!
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« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2008, 06:10:51 PM »

"So I missed half of Maggot Twat's set cause I was in the parking lot drinking beer"
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« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2008, 03:09:38 PM »

"Did you see that little black ass kid jump that set?!" Other kid standing beside me "Thats my brother! You wanna meet him??"
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« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2008, 06:34:48 PM »

No way dude, she's like 60ish...gross!

What does your fiancee think about your little love affair with teacher?
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