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« on: February 10, 2009, 07:06:25 PM »

Canada - Usually wear Plan B, Circa, Red Dragon, DC or DGK gear. Preffer size 50 pants and XXXL shirts and snarl after landing tricks. Favorite trick is the switch buttery ass tre bomb

New York City - Hipsters who like to skate once a week and occupy their time doing art in their lofts in bushwick. Gear consists of Vans, Nike, Adidas, Lakai, Etnies, Krooked, AWS, Habitat and brown cords and beanies and Ralph Mouths when it's not even cold out. Favorite trick is the 5-0 fakie

Oregon - Old men who like to make jokes about Marty McFly. Gear consists of Independent hats, rasta t shirts or Anti Hero T shirts, khaki chinoes, Syndicate Half cabs or Eras. Trick of choice is the crailslide. They also enjoy barking when someone does a sick trick

Orange County - Cute men looking for chill girls. Like dressing like Nick Trappasso and hobbies include masturbating to Sean Malto's overcrooks and complaining about Alex Olson's part in Fully Flared. Gear consists of Girl, chocolate, manchester selects, adidas campus vulc, Reynolds 3's, Baker, Deathwish and like wearing cords and Ralph Mouths when it's hot as shit outside. Trick of choice is the nollie heel noseslide on 2 inch curbs at 0.00005 miles per hour filmed by their best friends VX camera

London - Skate obscure transitions and dress like your grandparents. Gear consists of vests, dress shoes, Old skools, gray cords, button up shirts, polos, well-groomed hair, blueprint and Half Cabs. Trick of choice is the pivot fakie
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 07:43:27 PM »

Dang dude, you sure have seen the world.
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 07:56:04 PM »

Oh please go on!
Got anything for the south? I'm from Atlanta...
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 08:01:23 PM »

Oh please go on!
Got anything for the south? I'm from Atlanta...
Yes I'd like to hear this one. Im from Albany just a couple of hours away from you
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 08:04:34 PM »

Yes I'd like to hear this one. Im from Albany just a couple of hours away from you

Nice, a fellow southerner on here...
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2009, 09:09:50 PM »

East Coast- Loud mouths
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2009, 11:47:28 PM »

Nor Cal- Most awesome folks in the world...though they often ride bikes to their spots, which is bothersome.
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 05:40:53 AM »

HAHA that canadian one is bang on, except there is actually 2 kinds of canadians, the first being thugs, the second being kooks. Chris Haslam, Rick McCrank, Rick Howard also Alien and Sheldon Meleshinski. Not because they are wack at skating or say stupid shit, not in any sort of bad way at all. they are just kind of kooky guys , they like to make weird voices and do unique tricks.

But I think you could draw most of those conclusions even if the only videos you had ever seen are Fully Flared, And Now, and Strange Brew.

but id have to say france is straight thuggin, even lucas is bangin now

if u want to see dirty south stereotypes, just watch "IT's Fern"

SF stereotype : everyone is gay
i actually didnt see any noticably gay people when i was there, but i didnt go to castro either
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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2009, 06:26:35 AM »

this thread sucks.

don't indulge him.
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2009, 12:35:59 PM »

The South - Hicks who like to hang minorities and skate tons of grimy transition and tend to haul ass or Lil Wayne fans. Gear consists of trucker hats, brown cords, Lil Wayne t shirts, DLXSF and Nike SB's. Trick of choice is the tre flip.
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2009, 12:46:54 PM »

Simi Valley - Cute redhead/brunette young men who like to wear white t shirts and black jeans. They also enjoy adding double flips to their hardflips and naming their new tricks after fruits. They are also credited for the invention of the word "butttery" to describe something sick. Hobbies include asking someone to "post footy" on their favorite messageboard. Gear consists of Girl, Sk8mafia, Lakai, DVS, Chocolate and Matix. Trick of choice is the tre flip noseslide.

New Jersey - Fat old men who still believe Jersey is scummish when it's mostly suburbs. Gear consists of Adidas, Lakai, Ipath, Habitat, trucker hats, tan cords, green t shirts or brown t shirts and Traffic

Vermont - People who should be snowboarding. Gear consists of Burton, Gravis and Grenade. They idolize Danny and the Dingo. Trick of choice is the backside 12
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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2009, 06:32:28 PM »

The South - Hicks who like to hang minorities and skate tons of grimy transition and tend to haul ass or Lil Wayne fans. Gear consists of trucker hats, brown cords, Lil Wayne t shirts, DLXSF and Nike SB's. Trick of choice is the tre flip.
You saying the skaters do this? Why would I hang my own people? What part of the south have you been too
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« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2009, 10:09:58 PM »

this thread is a perfect example of why stereotypes are usually stupid as fuck.
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« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2009, 10:17:22 PM »

how about the guy that does nothing but stereotype stereotypes? i hate those guys! why dont they just go skate?
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« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2009, 06:08:54 AM »

i would like to hear an oyster bay, long island stereotype.
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