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« on: February 23, 2009, 05:22:54 AM »

Since this is the Shit Talk forum I Thought we should have a section to share some hilarious bathroom stories.

     I was RV camping with my friend and his family so I didn't shit for two days and I couldn't take it anymore so I manned up and went to the public bathroom. When I was walking out from my hefty shit this guy walked in the bathroom and yells Jesus Christ! and walked out.
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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2009, 08:56:08 AM »

your fuckin retarded
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009, 09:22:59 AM »

your beautiful?
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 09:45:04 AM »

one morning, I went into the bathroom in my dorm to take a shower.  In the first shower stall I found a lamp with no bulb, a printer, and a computer keyboard.  In the next stall I found a bag of golf clubs.  We took the clubs and used them to play hall golf with a tennis ball.
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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2009, 04:03:47 PM »

one morning, I went into the bathroom in my dorm to take a shower.  In the first shower stall I found a lamp with no bulb, a printer, and a computer keyboard.  In the next stall I found a bag of golf clubs.  We took the clubs and used them to play hall golf with a tennis ball.


wtf?
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2009, 08:56:14 PM »

One time i had shitting dick nipples. The end.
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2009, 09:38:04 PM »

Do your dicks ever get tangled up together?
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2009, 11:49:44 PM »

I FUCKING LOVE ASKING PEOPLE THAT QUESTION!!!! that was from one of seiben's old articles, right?

i usually start off all sincere, like, "hey let me ask you something.... you know how usually when you wake up in the morning you gotta pee super bad? well, this morning, i felt that familiar pressure, so i went into the bathroom, and pulled my sweats down and it was the weirdest thing, man.... my dicks were all tangled up.... like all three of them were doing this french braid kinda thing, and it's got me a little freaked out. do you think i should go see a doctor or something?"
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2009, 03:10:37 AM »

Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!  Yes indeed, Seiben gold.  Ain't nobody studied up on that.  That's the only one I actually use.  I'll just throw it out there, sometimes the convo is in that area anyways, most times it's not.  That shit was so classic.  We should post that shit on here, I can't find it online though, and all my old Thrasher's are at Mom's house.

I remember a couple though...

When all the other urinals are empty, walk up to the one right next to another dude pissing, and start pissing.  Then start rubbing his back and say "Isn't it great being a dude?"

Enter the bathroom with an open can of Spaghetiios.  Again, walk right up next to some dude at a urinal and star peeing.  Dump the can of spaghettios into his urinal all of the sudden and shout, "Hey everyone!  This freak is pissing spaghettios!  Who wants to dance!"

Those are the only three I remember.  Oh wait.

Walk in, pull your pants all the way down, tuck our junk in between your legs and piss backwards into the urinal.

What were the rest?
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2009, 12:45:56 PM »

What the fuck this is the Bathroom Stories forum not talk about being a faggot bitch forum fuck you guys.
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2009, 12:48:54 PM »

Uhhhhh.  I'm just trying to relate some good bathroom stories ongot.
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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2009, 02:38:54 PM »

well i dont care
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2009, 02:44:04 PM »

yes you do.
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2009, 09:33:58 AM »

The night I met my best friend's fiance, we were at her apartment and I had to release the chocolate hostage.  Well, I ended up clogging the thing and it flooded over a tiny bit.  I was pretty embarrassed and it was the worst first impression I've ever given off.  "So, your marrying my best friend, huh?  Looks like you'll know me for the rest of your life.  Sorry about yer terlet."  They are currently divorcing.
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2009, 09:35:44 AM »

release the chocolate hostage.
I love you, Sleef
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