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« on: April 22, 2009, 08:54:30 PM »

Brasky once smacked Stevie Wonder so hard he could see for 20 minutes. He only did this so that Stevie could see him have sex with his wife. Stevie was so inspired that he wrote the song "Superstition".
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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2009, 08:57:35 PM »

A while back, Bill Brasky impregnated the entire population of a convent in Italy. 9 months later, they gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated team in NFL history.

Speaking of Bill Brasky's sex life, did you know he lost is virginity before his father? True story.



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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 08:05:39 AM »

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!

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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 09:05:54 AM »

I'm wearing a diaper right now!

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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2009, 10:51:38 AM »

One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2009, 10:52:06 AM »

I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury
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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2009, 11:31:15 AM »

he hated mexicans and he was half mexican. and he hated irony.
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2009, 01:11:35 PM »

He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that
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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2009, 06:25:20 PM »

Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!
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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2009, 07:25:54 PM »

Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!
Hey, well I LIKE YOU!!

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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2009, 09:16:21 PM »

did you hear about the time i told bill brasky i had both a fear of heights and a fear of water?

that sonuvabitch threw me over niagra falls in an army duffel bag... i was angry at first, but i'll be damned if it didn't cure me of both fears.

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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2009, 09:45:50 PM »

I'M BILL BRASKY, AND I JUST CORNERED THE MARKET ON BOOZE! WHO WANTS A DRINK?
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2009, 10:23:22 PM »

gimme a quart jar of scotch, billyboy!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2009, 07:32:19 AM »

I'M BILL BRASKY, AND I JUST CORNERED THE MARKET ON BOOZE! WHO WANTS A DRINK?


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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2009, 07:42:55 AM »

His first name is Bill! ....... I'm drunk
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