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« on: August 17, 2009, 05:18:01 PM »

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Jacksonville, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Robert Edward Cook, a 58-year-old Jacksonville man was jailed Thursday morning after he called 911 to report his booze missing.

According to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, deputies received a call of a "drunken dispute" Wednesday night when a man became angry that his family had hidden his liquor.

The family told deputies they hid the alcohol "due to the drunken state of the defendant," according to the arrest affidavit.

Deputies contacted emergency dispatch to verify who called them out and placed Cook under arrest for misusing the 911 system.

Cook was booked into the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office Department Of Correction on a charge of making a false 911 call. Jail records indicate he was sentenced to 6 days in jail and is expected to be released Tuesday.
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2009, 05:28:53 PM »

looks like he really needs a drink
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2009, 05:32:08 PM »

Guy does look a little haggard. Give him back his booze and I bet he'd look like a million bucks..... or not.
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2009, 07:37:09 PM »

i can totally relate...if someone took my booze i'd be pissed.

though i would probably skip on the cops and go for more of a batman-style vigilante thing.
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