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« on: February 03, 2010, 09:37:52 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2010, 09:52:43 AM »

That was great. Ooops.... I mean fuck that sellout guy I have crush on, skateboarding killer.
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2010, 11:06:53 AM »

this whole deal kinda weirds me out.

obviously, i prefer it be clean down there, but if it smells like roses, i'm gonna be suspicious.
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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2010, 11:20:44 AM »

i wonder who in that industry dug him up to do the ad? hilarious
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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2010, 11:24:18 AM »

I'm weirded out wondering where she's keeping all those flower stems. Is that how it stays up there?
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« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2010, 11:27:50 AM »

Yeah, chicks only get one shot at it. If I go down the first time and come up gagging, well, I'm a guy, so I'd probably still bang her. If the scenario was to come up again, there is no way I'd go down again. Scratch that, I'd have to do the finger sweep. If that checked out I'd consider it.  Smiley

 

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« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2010, 03:51:53 PM »

At first I thought that was going to be a krux ad.  Then I realized it was an actual ad for feminine wipes.

Does Alex Olson even ride for Krux?
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« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2010, 04:38:36 PM »

finger sweep is important.  i support a clean vagina.  they should team up with neet so that it comes out clean and shaved.  the slogan would be, our wipes give you that clean shaved feel.

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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2010, 06:17:58 PM »

  the slogan would be, our wipes give you that clean shaved feel dirty seventies muff feel.


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« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2010, 09:45:46 PM »

  the slogan would be, our wipes give you that clean shaved feel dirty seventies muff feel.


fixored!

I don't mind me some harry muff as long as it tastes good.


Just sayin.....  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2010, 09:54:22 PM »

Vagina wipes.

Now that's a product to endorse.
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« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2010, 11:15:33 PM »

i wonder if he a got a bunch for free? maybe even boxes every month? like when you're unwinding after a demo in hackensack, and the night's entertainment is a little suspect- BAM!!! that's when having a pussy wipe sponsor comes in handy.
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« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2010, 10:51:57 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2010, 03:31:01 PM »

really, shouldn't these be in flavors dudes like?

instead of flowers and shit, make the wipes bbq flavored or something.
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« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2010, 05:26:12 PM »

Pizza would be the top selling dude flavor.

Will their be a counterpart to this product? Schmegma wipes?
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