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« on: March 17, 2010, 03:38:56 AM »

Three guys were having a beer in a bar in London. They were all relative newly-weds and they were talking about their wives.

The first man said he'd married a woman from India . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from the Philippines. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw that his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from London. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot food on the table for every meal. He said that the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 05:08:28 AM »

BOOO!!!!!!  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 10:25:58 AM »

This is much funnier

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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2010, 11:38:14 AM »

I still have some difficulty when I pee.

sucks to be you
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2010, 01:18:18 PM »

did they skate home from the bar?
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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2010, 03:37:22 PM »

dont.
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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2010, 09:05:07 PM »

A mushroom walks into a bar
The bartender says "We don't serve your kind"
The mushroom replies "Why not? I'm a Fun-Gi"
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2010, 02:27:58 PM »

A panda walks into a bar, eats shoots and leaves
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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2010, 06:50:55 AM »

a guy walked into a bar... and said ouch!
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2010, 03:27:29 AM »

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "I have AIDS."
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2010, 11:52:11 AM »

two biscuits are sitting in the oven.

one biscuit turns to the other biscuit and says, "man, its hot in here."

and the second biscuit says, "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING BISCUIT!"
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« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2010, 06:28:56 PM »

A drunk walks out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough now, are you, Batman?"

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« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2010, 04:56:21 PM »

two guys walk into a bar, and the second guy probably should have seen it coming.
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« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2010, 06:05:35 AM »

^^ HA
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« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2010, 10:15:43 PM »

A Jew, a Filipino, and a Puerto Rican walk into a bar looking for a fight.
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