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iLLegitimate Child
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« on: October 27, 2007, 03:22:28 PM »

So the other day, Andato and I were about to make a trip to a skatepark out of town. We were just fooling around in his driveway, when I decide to Ollie as high as I could. I landed fine, then as I was about to ollie again, my board popped up really easy, a bit too easy. As I look down I noticed my baseplate from my Royal Trucks had broken completely off. I will post a picture of how it broke, that or Andato will. Note I only got maybe a foot off the ground and it broke. Wtf??
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2007, 05:11:29 PM »

SEND IT BACK. If they are a real skate company them will send you a new plate
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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2007, 11:24:05 PM »

In actuality, it broke because he weighs 350 lbs and he decided he'd be cool and stomp it.   Fucking fat ass.
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2007, 12:01:02 AM »

Says andato... that kid is roughly .3 metric tons. He is just pissed because I got hooked up with the Jenny Craig plan.
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« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2007, 12:22:28 AM »

it broke because you can't spell "ollie."
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2007, 10:17:01 AM »

it broke because you can't spell "ollie."

Because spelling a word wrong has any physical effect over a baseplate. Nice try, ;-)
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« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2007, 05:09:23 PM »

when its an important word like that, it does.
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« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2007, 09:45:41 PM »

nice edit.  cock slut.
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« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2007, 10:40:43 AM »

Your fatness sucks not the trucks.
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2007, 09:49:49 PM »

truth!
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« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2007, 11:36:11 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2007, 11:57:29 PM »

you are fat. fatty
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« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2007, 09:20:05 AM »

i wish i was fatter so i could break decks. i forgot how fun it is to break a deck.
i need to build another jump ramp. that'll break my deck.

sorry to hear about your weakass trucks. that sux.
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« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2007, 03:16:56 PM »

once we were playing scrabble and my friend put "fux dix" as a word
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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2007, 05:37:25 PM »

So one of me and Andato's boys broke the axle end from his truck, where the wheels are, clean off so he essentially had 3 wheels total after it. So we were giving my old royal hangars and he forgot his wheel in his car, about an hour later, forgetting that he didn't put on one of the wheels, he trys to run with his board and jump on it, so he flew off and onto the pavement. We get to the park, put his wheel on and he skates around for a bit before the nut on the axle stripped and flew off, causing his wheel ( same wheel ) to fall off and he flew on the ground again. True story.
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