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« on: December 08, 2010, 07:28:54 AM »

Things that make you say "WTF?"

nanaimo fire ,stewart ave
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2010, 07:56:39 AM »

Welcome to my world.
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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2010, 07:57:26 AM »

The ambo had 3 calls yesterday for kids with their tongues stuck to poles outside.  haha
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2010, 11:52:54 AM »

A Christmas Story: Tounge Stuck to a Flag Pole
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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2010, 02:01:51 PM »

people are retarded if they need to call firemen to get their tongues unstuck from poles...not even going to jump into the sexual innuendos trying to overshadow that statement. sigh, guess i just did...
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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2010, 03:26:10 PM »

Dude, you would be amazed at some of the things we get called for.
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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2010, 04:37:56 PM »

Can we have a list please?
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2010, 05:05:59 PM »

Pedo Smile is so funny!Lol
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« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2010, 10:24:28 PM »

Dude, you would be amazed at some of the things we get called for.

story time?
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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2010, 10:27:23 PM »

Dude, you would be amazed at some of the things we get called for.

story time?

Request third-ed. I've yet to meet an EMT w/o some fucked up stories.
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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2010, 02:21:09 PM »

I'm a firefighter/emt on a truck, we sometimes chase the ambo if the engine is out on a call.
Most recently, the ambo had a call to the local high school for the intoxicated female at 10 am.  Had
calls for people who put themselves in dangerous situations a la Michael Hutchens and David Carradine.
Had people with stuff shoved in them and dudes with their junk in some very unfriendly places.  As for the
drunks and junkies, you name it.

Weird fire calls, we've had the person who put their trashcan on the stove while they were cooking,
and then left to pick up their friend, burning up 2 of 5 apartments in the building.  Had a large fire
started by a painter in July, because he couldn't strip the paint off with paint thinner and elbow
grease, decided to take a torch to it, destroying 75% of the home.

And my personal favorite, and one of my very first calls, the call for the male at the police
station with the molotov cocktail, showed up about the same time he was tased.  And his
molotov was a plastic Mt. Dew bottle, classic.  Oh, and I have rescued a cat from a tree,
very rare these days, but it happens.
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« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2010, 02:25:01 PM »

I got tons more, that's just what I can remember off the top of my head right now.
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« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2010, 04:37:03 PM »

that painter thinks outside the box.





so who here's going to name their band The Unfriendly Places?
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2010, 10:28:27 PM »

J.Casanova 30 Thousand 100 Million video
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« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2010, 12:31:10 PM »

So sad, and to think I used to like his skating. I mean cmon now he doesnt even rhyme!
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