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« on: December 27, 2010, 06:35:38 PM »

The Government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2010, 10:58:29 PM »

Sound just about right... ten times better then the turkey...
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