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« on: May 21, 2008, 11:16:33 AM »

Lets start a section where guys can ask Kristie Moe there girl problems something like the old mags where they had that Ask Avalon or whatever her name was.
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 03:47:09 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2008, 04:24:21 PM »

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2008, 05:36:07 PM »

99 problems

I'm not really into rap, but that video was tight.
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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2008, 08:13:33 AM »

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one


Damn, and this whole time i thought it was 99 bottles of beer on the wall . . .
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« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2008, 09:06:07 AM »

lol Smiley that's funny.

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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2008, 08:07:18 PM »

i have a question i could use a girl's perspective on, kristie moe...

see, this girl i've been hooking up with has started showing me her kinky side, and i think she'd give me a blumpkin, but i think that if i actually asked her to do it, she'd freak out. i want to trick her into going into a bathroom with me while we're making out...so what i'm wondering is how could a guy go about getting you to follow him into a bathroom and give him a blumpkin?
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it's all about the blumpkins
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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2008, 09:22:48 PM »

that's easy. flash some money and coke.
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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2008, 10:15:57 AM »

Or snort some money and pay in coke.
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2008, 07:07:36 PM »

i have a question i could use a girl's perspective on, kristie moe...

see, this girl i've been hooking up with has started showing me her kinky side, and i think she'd give me a blumpkin, but i think that if i actually asked her to do it, she'd freak out. i want to trick her into going into a bathroom with me while we're making out...so what i'm wondering is how could a guy go about getting you to follow him into a bathroom and give him a blumpkin?

"Hey, can you come into the bathroom with me?"
"...why?"
"I need you to wipe for me"
"That's disgusting!"
"Would you say its more disgusting than giving me a blumpkin?"
"Yes!  In fact, blumpkins now seem so appetizing in comparison that I would like to give you one!"

 Cool
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« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2008, 12:18:21 AM »

^^^^wisdom!^^^^
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« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2008, 05:15:41 PM »

dean mclean, you are a wisdom machine.
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« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2008, 06:39:03 PM »

Let me know if it works.
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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2008, 09:32:28 AM »

omg.
if that works....ill shit myself.
first...and foremost..i need to know what a blumpkin is. 

sorry. i guess im outta the loop!
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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2008, 11:19:00 AM »

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