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« on: January 23, 2011, 12:19:44 AM »

Hi, I am new to these forums.  Been reading Thrasher magazines since like...1995, I guess.  I'm old (30) but I still love to skate.  I haven't skated in like 3 months due to the winter, but I practice 360 kick flops and varial heal plops in my living room almost every day, I guess that's shredding right?  I want to go skate the parking garages, but nobody is really down.  I don't know too many people in this area and it's hard to find rippers that are down to drop everything and skate a parking garage at 2am in the dead of winter, especially at my age, when said parking garage is infested with bums and junkies of all sorts.  I'm a pencil pusher by profession, and I could be further up the corporate ladder, but I choose to ditch meetings all summer long to skate.  It's worth it in my book.  I get drunk once a week, tonight is the night.  So, there's my gay introduction. 

P.S.  I hate skaters wearing tight pants...when the fuck is that gay shit going out of style???  Please soon
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2011, 08:57:52 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2011, 12:04:55 PM »

Hi, I am new to these forums.  Been reading Thrasher magazines since like...1995, I guess.  I'm old (30) but I still love to skate.  I haven't skated in like 3 months due to the winter, but I practice 360 kick flops and varial heal plops in my living room almost every day, I guess that's shredding right?  I want to go skate the parking garages, but nobody is really down.  I don't know too many people in this area and it's hard to find rippers that are down to drop everything and skate a parking garage at 2am in the dead of winter, especially at my age, when said parking garage is infested with bums and junkies of all sorts.  I'm a pencil pusher by profession, and I could be further up the corporate ladder, but I choose to ditch meetings all summer long to skate.  It's worth it in my book.  I get drunk once a week, tonight is the night.  So, there's my gay introduction. 

P.S.  I hate skaters wearing tight pants...when the fuck is that gay shit going out of style???  Please soon


Hey Grandpa, will you tell us a story about the olden days and how things were back in the day before things got all gay?
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2011, 03:33:04 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 08:18:32 AM »

Beat it, geezer.
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2011, 10:41:41 AM »

Hi Dirty Old Man.  I'd go with a username like David too, if I had a regular name like that.  Are you sure that isn't what's keeping you a few rungs down the ladder, and not the summer skate sessions?

I think I've got an avatar photo for you:

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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 10:50:00 AM »

I bet skinny jeans aren't as gay as his go-to tricks.
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2011, 12:05:09 PM »

I'd like to know what this guy is thinking, skateboarding after 30? Dude, get a life you old fucker. 
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2011, 04:14:10 PM »

i'm bettin you rock your bill cosby sweater -- "varial heal flops" in the living room -- scared of junkies and bums and 2am winter skating -- jesus gramps -- 1995 -- he's "so cool, he's an old fool from the ol school"


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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2011, 08:26:03 AM »

^^^Did that post make any sense?
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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2011, 09:27:03 AM »

"varial heal flops"
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2011, 01:30:12 AM »

If you've been reading thrasher for so long then I'm sure you've noticed that skinny jeans have caught on. Not for aesthetic, but for functionality too. Have fun tripping over your JYNCOs.

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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2011, 02:55:26 PM »




Shriggity shredding!
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