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Dozer
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« on: February 18, 2011, 12:43:50 PM »

I recently somehow got into a conversation with this kid at my high school who explained to me how he quit skateboarding after he learned to kickflip and decided to be a parkourer (or whatever their called) because "now i can treflip with my body". Please someone else think this is gay and help me talk some shit
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 03:45:36 PM »

it's you, isn't it.  sorry to hear that you quit skating. but i guess it's good that you got out when you did.  it's gay, and gives you AIDS.
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2011, 05:39:10 AM »

I hear the parkour sponsorships are big money.  Hell, your buddy might even be in a Sprite ad.  He could also focus his body, permanently, now that he's treflipping it.

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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2011, 09:24:10 AM »

whne i was in college there was a guy that did parkour around campus... he also rode a ripstick to class. thats really all i need to say on the matter
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2011, 01:43:57 PM »

When people cant skate  they still try to fit in the "extreme scene" with the most ridiculous shit ever.
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2011, 06:42:25 PM »

Ask Preston he can tell you everything you need to know about freestyle walking. First off you need to get one of these...

SALZIG - Sporthocker -- ispo BrandNew Awards
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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2011, 04:41:44 AM »

Parkour? Freestyle walking?

I thought it was called urban gymnastics.

And for some reason that last video gave me an uncotrollable urge to sew something.
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2011, 03:08:55 PM »

I can't wait for the 'No Sporthockering' signs to start popping up.
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2011, 01:43:07 AM »

That's another good image!

What would the circle red cross through look like? Would the stick figure be sitting on their extreme stool or would it be in the air?
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