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« on: July 29, 2008, 01:52:20 PM »

...to quit smokin' weed.

Not sure how funny it will be, but it's been a long time coming.
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2008, 01:56:13 PM »

Awesome.
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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2008, 02:43:04 PM »

Why would you ever stop smoking weed?
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2008, 03:14:19 PM »

Why would you ever stop smoking weed?
Trying to find a new job.
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2008, 03:27:15 PM »

and they test for the pot?
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2008, 04:24:04 PM »

i work for the umbrella corp (lol P&G) and i smoke, a lot.
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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2008, 04:28:05 PM »

When's the next cheech and chong movie? Cheech & Chong in Up In Smoke 2 ? Still Smokin' Again ?

I'de watch it.
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2008, 04:44:54 PM »

and they test for the pot?

That's the thing, I don't know who's going to hire me next and if they test or not.

My current job I've had for 8 years doesn't test...for drugs, but I'm over it.
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2008, 04:55:07 PM »

I've herd drinking cranberry juice regularly helps clear you out so the traces are like at a minimum. I dont know if it works or not though.
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2008, 05:11:16 PM »

I've tried before.  But probably not the best test though.

A long time ago I interviewed at Carvin guitars in SD, and they sent me for a pee test and I drank like 3 gallons of cranberry juice in an hour with some Certo.  Apparently it didn't work.  Certo usually works, it's this gelatin stuff you can get at the grocery store.

The best is for hair tests.  I think it's Paul Mitchel that makes this shampoo for swimmers that takes everything out.  My wife got a job at a casino with that stuff.  And they put you through the ringer when you apply.
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2008, 05:13:15 PM »

Why would you ever stop smoking weed?
Trying to find a new job.
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2008, 08:23:27 PM »

One of my friends (who's a huge pothead) bought some stuff at a pharmacy that flushes your system, and passed his drug test.  I don't know what it was but if you do a little research you could probably figure out what it was.
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« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2008, 08:35:37 PM »

I know that stuff is out there, but nowadays it's the same price of an eighth!

Quitting for a month or two out of the past...fuck...15 years won't kill me.  I think.

Harder than quitting cigs though.  I did that in Feb. and it was a cake walk compared to this!
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« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2008, 01:47:34 PM »

get someone who is clean to pee in an unlubricated condom
wrap that shit up tight so none get on you, then hang it inside your pants by the waistband
empty it out in the cup when you're in the bathroom
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« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2008, 02:11:05 PM »

I think I can manage.  I'm not quite at the "I'll suck your dick for weed" stage yet.
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