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Stabby_McShiv
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« on: November 27, 2009, 11:00:50 AM »
Fuck yes.  It's now possible to buy your 9-ply complete, UnderArmor, White-rimmed sunglasses and bowling pins to shove up your ass, all at the same store.

Courtesy of Male Genitalia's Sporting Goods, I present the Tapout "Castaway". ARRRGGGHHH...

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3795333

I pity the poor kid that has to find this shit under the tree this year.  It sends me back of the days when I had to cruise around on a generic "Hands Off" brand bike while coveting the shiny Diamondbacks and GT's of my more fortunate brethren.  At least the trucks are installed correctly, I suppose.

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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2009, 03:10:32 PM »
THATS GAY. MMA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKATEBOARDING AND TAPOUT IS GAY LIKE FAMOUS. MIKE V IS SPONCERED BY AFFLICTION.
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2009, 05:15:35 PM »
OMFG THATS SO GAY QUEER DOOSHBAG NOT BUTTERY STEEZE GNAR
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2009, 05:57:09 PM »
Quote from: skatenerd on November 27, 2009, 05:15:35 PM
OMFG THATS SO GAY QUEER DOOSHBAG NOT BUTTERY STEEZE GNAR
you just won the day for that
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« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2009, 08:17:10 AM »
Quote from: skatenerd on November 27, 2009, 05:15:35 PM
OMFG THATS SO GAY QUEER DOOSHBAG NOT BUTTERY STEEZE GNAR

It's a little gnar.  In the Metallica's Black Album, tribal arm/shoulder tattoo kind of way.
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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2009, 08:27:58 AM »
But it's $10 off!  I'm going to Dick's right now!
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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2009, 12:47:20 PM »
just slap some MOB grip on it and no one will know the difference  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2009, 01:37:03 PM »
Quote from: waiting.for.stay.gold on November 28, 2009, 12:47:20 PM
just slap some MOB grip on it and no one will know the difference  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2009, 04:46:04 PM »
Slap some everything but the bolts on it,then maybe
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