Getting revenge on the boss...

[colorblindbowen]

So I got fired this past Monday from a shitty construction job because I didn't want to get a hernia or crush my feet lifting something that was way too heavy.  When I explained to the boss that I was uncomfortable with the task at hand, he proceeded to call me a "fucking retard" and remain pissed at me for the rest of the day.  I'm leaving the area in two and a half months and refrained from talking back, because I knew that I wouldn't be able to find a job with equal or better pay.  I thought I would just stick it out.  This was on a thursday, and the following Monday morning I was handed my paycheck and let go.

So here's the thing, I have to tell this dude what's up.  I will not be able to live with myself if I don't.  However, I'm not too good under pressure, and I don't just want to show up and call him a dick.  I'd like to get him good and pissed with a well thought out, hard hitting monologue.  This is where you guys come in! 

So if you'd like, just pretend that you are me and you're gonna go fuck with this dude...what would you say?

Here's a little background and ammunition.

He's a little guy, about 5'1".
He's at least 50 years old.
He's a total douche.
He's into sailing...and being a dick.

My original thought was to simply ask him "Hey Scott, how did your parents manage to fit so much douche bag into such a tiny little body?

Fire away.

[Paper/Scissors]

All I read was the thread title and here it goes: Fuck his wife, his sister(s), and daughters. Job well done.

[the WORMER]

hire an assassin

[stewpidphuck]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103946

watch what cartman does to scott tenorman and take notes

[El Benito]

what ever you do, just do it on a dish served cold.

[bailgun]

going in with a prepared monologue is almost never a good idea. if the intended recipient manages to derail and/or fluster you, you end up looking dumb and they win.

just keep it real and remember these key points...

1-he's a little man, and dudes with boats are always compensating for something.
2-you are young and able-bodied, while he is not.
3-you have things to look forward to in your life.
4-he will continue to work in construction.

[colorblindbowen]

1-he's a little man, and dudes with boats are always compensating for something.
2-you are young and able-bodied, while he is not.
3-you have things to look forward to in your life.
4-he will continue to work in construction.

Are you reading my mind bailgun?

[elastic back]

1. file a complaint with these people: http://www.eeoc.gov/

tell them he called you a "fucking retard." once something happens, call the news. it might be better to pretend you actually have a mental disability.

or,

2. go up to him and say: remember when you called me a "fucking retard?" well, i have been going through a lot lately because i was recently diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome which has put me under a lot of stress. i was going to tell you on Monday but then you decided to call me retarded and fire me. it might be a mental illness, but i am not retard. [then proceed to tear up] i just wanted to let you know that you will be hearing from my lawyer, jerk.

[stewpidphuck]

1. file a complaint with these people: http://www.eeoc.gov/

tell them he called you a "fucking retard." once something happens, call the news. it might be better to pretend you actually have a mental disability.

or,

2. go up to him and say: remember when you called me a "fucking retard?" well, i have been going through a lot lately because i was recently diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome which has put me under a lot of stress. i was going to tell you on Monday but then you decided to call me retarded and fire me. it might be a mental illness, but i am not retard. [then proceed to tear up] i just wanted to let you know that you will be hearing from my lawyer, jerk.

elastic back ftw