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Title: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: maemae on December 05, 2007, 01:11:53 PM
My fucking drunk ass mom lost my board. -.-
What the hell do I do noW?
No money, no trasportaion, no fucking BOARD!

X.o

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: The brycickle on December 05, 2007, 01:18:34 PM
Steal her booze and let her feel your pain.  That oughta learn her right up.

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: Cyrus on December 05, 2007, 01:50:59 PM
Become an alcoholic now and save yourself the 5 extra years of sobriety.

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: dirtmongrel on December 05, 2007, 03:41:51 PM
and then once you get drunk off her booze, lose her keys down the toilet.

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: Andato on December 05, 2007, 07:25:30 PM
and then get a board that isn't a Zero

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: bailgun on December 05, 2007, 09:38:22 PM
call cps and get a new mom.

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: ze RJM on December 06, 2007, 07:38:37 AM
or bang her friends and write a blog about it

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: iLLegitimate Child on December 06, 2007, 05:13:16 PM
Beat her with a sack of batteries. It won't leave a mark and it will let her know who's the boss!

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: bailgun on December 06, 2007, 06:31:40 PM
you're thinking of oranges.
a sack of batteries will leave all kinds of marks. 
trust me. i know.

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: El Benito on December 06, 2007, 06:41:16 PM
yeah it does leave hella marks. my dad used to hit me with that when i was a little ass kid.

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: the WORMER on December 06, 2007, 06:51:38 PM
oh, I thought he said a "sack of berries"

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: maemae on December 07, 2007, 07:13:36 AM
Quote from: RJM on December 06, 2007, 07:38:37 AM
or bang her friends and write a blog about it

Uhm I'm not a lesbo.

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: ze RJM on December 07, 2007, 11:00:20 AM
that'd make it that much more interesting

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: the WORMER on December 07, 2007, 02:33:25 PM
Quote from: maemae on December 07, 2007, 07:13:36 AM
Quote from: RJM on December 06, 2007, 07:38:37 AM
or bang her friends and write a blog about it

Uhm I'm not a lesbo.
She doesn't have any friends who are guys?
Come on, be creative.

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: mucklebutt on December 09, 2007, 11:57:04 AM
All good ideas but....I say sell your computer, buy a new setup (not zero), bang your mom's friends, beat her with a sack of orange batteries, get drunk off her booze, and see if you can get signed to Baker. I know a few years back most of those things would've at least gotten you in the door with Mr. Strickland.

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: the WORMER on December 09, 2007, 01:17:06 PM
Bring in the noise and bring down the house!

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: mokr on December 13, 2007, 03:21:45 AM
go to the library.

read till you puke


come back and skateboard when u get rich!



Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: bangmetru on December 14, 2007, 09:01:10 AM
face fuck her

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: bmb on December 20, 2007, 12:51:03 PM
there you go! thats the best idea i've heard yet

Title: Re: Fuck everything man this is GAY!
Post by: scottevol on December 21, 2007, 06:20:26 PM
Word up!  J. Strick is the shit. 


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