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After watching 30 Rock last night, I thought it might be cool to put up a quote of the day and Im claiming yesterday's three quotes of the day for me were:
"Help me Liv Lemon, you're my only hope"
"Dont ever go to a second location with a hippy"
and
"Are you THE Schmitty from Thrasher website?"

"your own fucking camerman is snaking you"

"why didnt you buy pizza instead of beer?"
"CUZ I FUCKIN WANTED BEER!"

"i think everyones gonna quit their jobs there"
"nah, i'll stay till my own emotional problems lead to drug use and then eventually suicide"
"cool"

"I don't trust a woman's vagina, what else bleeds for seven days and doesn't die?" -Tracy Morgan

"Dude, they make Wild Turkey with honey now!!"

"That's just a loud sentence!"

"did you at least break your arm doing something cool?"
"no.... i was rolling into a bank and slipped"

"How do they DO that?"

"yeah.... i was told im black today... that means i can say whatever i want and get away with it, just so long as i say 'im just playing' at the end of it"

"Dude, when did Pony's become cool again?"

"i live for pool coping bra"

Aloha and Mahalo!

"The only way to win money out of a casino is to own one." ~ Thomas Jefferson

"Diversity is better when it's forced"

"The only way your gettin a ride home is if you trim my pubes"
"someother time, i really need to go!"
"Yah, and i realy need my pubes trimmed"

"yeah, and an attitude like that is the reason i dont call you by the correct name during sex"

"Dude, what if you went into the building for like, five minutes, and like, when you came out the world was taken over by an army of Yetis!"

"Too many thongs!  Too many thongs!  Too many thongs!  NOT ENOUGH THONGS!"

"Kid you are about 1 trip from pissing me the fuck off" - Me
"Go bees gay somewhere else" - Andato
"You are openly a Guadalupe ass-hat" - Jacob Thierer
"Smoke weed kids" - Lance
"Nigga" - Lance
"Nigga" - Lance
 

"i want an ipod phone"
"whats the point of an H3 hummer?"

"have you seen the blue mountain beer?"

"Dude my tires on my skateboard suck"
"Dude I bet it would suck to change a tire on a wagon back in the 1800's"

Children are our future...unless we can stop them.

-"dude, im so high"
-"dude, you took one hit... go the fuck away"

"He got eaten by a lion!  ...ROWR!"
"He's darker than most..."