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« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2008, 03:14:00 PM »
Quote from: the dean mclean on October 16, 2008, 02:48:41 PM
You can't ride a monkey down the highway like you can a robotic talking shark

what if the shark doesn't like you and won't let you
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« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2008, 04:24:55 PM »
I'm gonna go with Kool Keith and just get the half shark-alligator half man.
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« Reply #32 on: October 16, 2008, 04:58:37 PM »
no comparison! correy duffel? honestly what is he good at beside gnarly handrails and huge stair sets? rodney mullen? fuck no shit he'd win! chris cole might give rodney mullen a little bit of a tuff time but still no comparison..
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« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2008, 11:50:06 PM »
Quote from: Frijoles on October 16, 2008, 04:58:37 PM
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I was playing COD:WOW & I told this one guy to stop being a little bitch. Well, I wasn't aware that this douche lived down the street and he busted into my friend's place & pulled a gun on us. The fucker didn't realize that he was outnumbered so we took his gun & threw his ass out.
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« Reply #34 on: October 17, 2008, 03:10:43 AM »
Quote from: The brycickle on October 16, 2008, 04:24:55 PM
I'm gonna go with Kool Keith and just get the half shark-alligator half man.
who's my widdle shwedder? you are!

Quote from: Chase4787 on October 16, 2008, 03:14:00 PM
Quote from: the dean mclean on October 16, 2008, 02:48:41 PM
You can't ride a monkey down the highway like you can a robotic talking shark

what if the shark doesn't like you and won't let you
its assumed that the shark likes you enough to let you ride it.

plus, while you might not be able to actually ride the monkey for obvious logistical reasons, it is a highly trained monkey, so it could conceivably chauffeur you.

fuck, if you want, the monkey can drive a motorcycle, and you can ride in  a sidecar. think of the awesome.
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« Reply #35 on: October 17, 2008, 05:18:58 AM »
Quote from: thee bailgun on October 17, 2008, 03:10:43 AM
fuck, if you want, the monkey can drive a motorcycle, and you can ride in  a sidecar. think of the awesome.


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although I am also open to taking in the dangerous 208 year old uncle of dr octagon as long as he's carrying a dead walrus.

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« Reply #36 on: October 17, 2008, 07:30:31 AM »












Quote from: thee bailgun on October 17, 2008, 03:10:43 AM
Quote from: The brycickle on October 16, 2008, 04:24:55 PM
I'm gonna go with Kool Keith and just get the half shark-alligator half man.
who's my widdle shwedder? you are!

Quote from: Chase4787 on October 16, 2008, 03:14:00 PM
Quote from: the dean mclean on October 16, 2008, 02:48:41 PM
You can't ride a monkey down the highway like you can a robotic talking shark

what if the shark doesn't like you and won't let you
its assumed that the shark likes you enough to let you ride it.

plus, while you might not be able to actually ride the monkey for obvious logistical reasons, it is a highly trained monkey, so it could conceivably chauffeur you.

fuck, if you want, the monkey can drive a motorcycle, and you can ride in  a sidecar. think of the awesome.


Yeah but the shark has no thumbs or cup holders and at least the monkey could hold it
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« Reply #37 on: October 17, 2008, 10:23:05 AM »
Is the monkey trained to a capacity that it can be filmed for youtube trick tips?  Like can it do proper threeflips and such?
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« Reply #38 on: October 17, 2008, 12:36:13 PM »
Quote from: The Westwood on October 17, 2008, 10:23:05 AM
Is the monkey trained to a capacity that it can be filmed for youtube trick tips?  Like can it do proper threeflips and such?


not just three flips
monkey likes to get down
swich bigspin heelflips
melons on flatground
crail taps/slides
its one funky moneky man
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« Reply #39 on: October 17, 2008, 05:15:39 PM »
Quote from: steeze_eeze on October 17, 2008, 12:36:13 PM
Quote from: The Westwood on October 17, 2008, 10:23:05 AM
Is the monkey trained to a capacity that it can be filmed for youtube trick tips?  Like can it do proper threeflips and such?


not just three flips
monkey likes to get down
swich bigspin heelflips
melons on flatground
crail taps/slides
its one funky moneky man


your forgetting the best tricks ever....

ollie norths, bennihannas, and who can forget the best trick ever THE CASPER (sarcasm)
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« Reply #40 on: October 17, 2008, 05:45:30 PM »
i would much prefer the monkey be able to FILM skate vids
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« Reply #41 on: October 18, 2008, 12:08:31 AM »
a monkey that can film? now you're pushing it.

monkeys are colorblind, so the white balance and whatnot would be all fucked up.
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« Reply #42 on: October 18, 2008, 07:45:02 AM »
^If a monkey can't film lines than what is it good for.

But if you were to saddle the monkey and get monkey back rides....that might sway my vote.
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« Reply #43 on: October 18, 2008, 09:49:05 AM »
"what is it good for?"

its a monkey with a motherfucking raygun, and you ask what it's good for?

kids today, man...
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« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2008, 02:48:46 PM »
would i have access to the ray gun as well or is it stapled to the monkey's hand
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