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« Reply #45 on: October 21, 2008, 03:11:04 AM »
perhaps the monkey's hand IS a raygun?!?!
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« Reply #46 on: October 21, 2008, 06:39:00 AM »
this thread just made my morning!

could i offer up a couple other contenders to the mix? like they can come in wit S.K.A. since they are so late into the game.

a house cat the size of a tiger (without the shedding [not to be confused with shredding] and dander) and the loyalty (stupidity/trainability) of a dog...plus it can scale skyscrapers and run at speeds of 120 mph in bursts of 3 hours.

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millions of tiny frogs (undetectable by human eyes) with surveillance eyes that can post up anywhere you wish capturing footage in a searchable, highlightable form.
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« Reply #47 on: October 21, 2008, 10:15:35 AM »
both you and the monkey would have your own rayguns.
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« Reply #48 on: October 21, 2008, 10:43:37 AM »
A million tiny, invisible frogs with surveillance eyes would allow me to access the pentagon a lot easier.....or the miwf's bedroom across the street
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« Reply #49 on: October 21, 2008, 11:34:58 PM »
what if the tiny frogs had one surveillance eye, and one laser beam eye?
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« Reply #50 on: October 22, 2008, 12:15:37 AM »
i'll win with my space invaders armada
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« Reply #51 on: October 22, 2008, 10:29:14 AM »
^No match for a million tiny invisible one eye video surveilance one eye laser beam another eye candy dispenser frogs.
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« Reply #52 on: October 22, 2008, 01:18:04 PM »
what about my raccoon army of the dead, that has to count for something
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« Reply #53 on: October 22, 2008, 04:03:10 PM »
If they have instant death by rabies then yes. If not then forget about ittttt.
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« Reply #54 on: October 22, 2008, 06:31:51 PM »
FBI Technician: What's forget about it?

Donnie Brasco: Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like a Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.
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« Reply #55 on: October 22, 2008, 07:57:16 PM »
what were we talking about again?
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« Reply #56 on: October 22, 2008, 09:20:44 PM »
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« Reply #57 on: October 22, 2008, 09:48:56 PM »
hey-what a movie, eh?

fuggedaboodit.
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« Reply #58 on: October 23, 2008, 08:53:37 AM »
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I'm gonna go with Kool Keith and just get the half shark-alligator half man.
who's my widdle shwedder? you are!

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You can't ride a monkey down the highway like you can a robotic talking shark

what if the shark doesn't like you and won't let you
its assumed that the shark likes you enough to let you ride it.

plus, while you might not be able to actually ride the monkey for obvious logistical reasons, it is a highly trained monkey, so it could conceivably chauffeur you.

fuck, if you want, the monkey can drive a motorcycle, and you can ride in  a sidecar. think of the awesome.


Yeah but the shark has no thumbs or cup holders and at least the monkey could hold it
yeah but my shark would have hands for eyes
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« Reply #59 on: October 23, 2008, 09:20:42 AM »
But if those hands don't have opposable thumbs then
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fuggedaboodit.
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