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« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2007, 01:15:03 PM »

Dude, you're totally wrong cause I've read the Bible and Jesus was a Catholic.
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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2007, 11:51:57 AM »

no, he just wore rubbers.
Why would he even bother?  No one would be unhappy if they found out they were having his baby.
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« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2007, 09:04:50 PM »

no, he just wore rubbers.
Why would he even bother?  No one would be unhappy if they found out they were having his baby.

i'd be a little freaked out.
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« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2007, 09:12:34 PM »

Dude, you're totally wrong cause I've read the Bible and Jesus was a Catholic.
all that cocaine must've made you forget that jesus was jewish.
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« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2007, 02:33:02 PM »

It's called a joke, I'll be telling them all night.
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« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2007, 07:13:55 PM »

Jesus was a pastafarian.
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« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2007, 10:38:01 AM »

jesus was a communist
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« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2007, 03:30:28 PM »

I wonder if there's a stalinchrist somewhere...
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« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2007, 09:22:40 PM »

Kill the head and the body will die.
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« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2007, 06:33:58 PM »

Not always.
There are plenty of braindead idiots who are up and walking around.
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« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2007, 07:02:39 PM »

Not to be a call-out or anything but I can list off a few people that are brain dead:

Madonna
Rodney Dangerfield
George W. Bush
Mr. Magoo
Mr. Bean
Tommy Lee
Pamela Anderson
The fucking people that thought a fucking scooter with roller-blade wheels would be an awesome invention
and Beck

Yep, feel free to add too it.
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« Reply #26 on: December 17, 2007, 11:43:29 PM »

Not to be a call-out or anything but I can list off a few people that are brain dead:

Madonna
Rodney Dangerfield
George W. Bush
Mr. Magoo
Mr. Bean
Tommy Lee
Pamela Anderson
The fucking people that though a fucking scooter with roller-blade wheels would be an awesome invention
and Beck

Yep, feel free to add too it.
mongo pushers.. 
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« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2007, 05:27:52 PM »

Not to be a call-out or anything but I can list off a few people that are brain dead:

Madonna
Rodney Dangerfield
George W. Bush
Mr. Magoo
Mr. Bean
Tommy Lee
Pamela Anderson
The fucking people that though a fucking scooter with roller-blade wheels would be an awesome invention
and Beck

Yep, feel free to add too it.
mongo pushers.. 
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« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2007, 12:03:39 PM »

Carrot top is far worse than anyone else on that list.
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« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2007, 01:55:56 PM »

Carrot top is far worse than anyone else on that list.
Mongo pushers?
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