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« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2007, 02:19:00 PM »

why are mongo pushers a big deal?
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« Reply #31 on: December 19, 2007, 02:58:04 PM »

Cause fuck you that's why.
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« Reply #32 on: December 19, 2007, 05:34:05 PM »

Intelligent.
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« Reply #33 on: December 19, 2007, 06:33:06 PM »

Mongo is cool as shit, I'm more hardcore though...fix push for life.
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« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2007, 10:16:56 PM »

why are mongo pushers a big deal?
do you have eyes?
have you ever seen someone pushing shitfoot?
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« Reply #35 on: December 19, 2007, 10:49:59 PM »

Not to be a call-out or anything but I can list off a few people that are brain dead:

Madonna
Rodney Dangerfield
George W. Bush
Mr. Magoo
Mr. Bean
Tommy Lee
Pamela Anderson
The fucking people that thought a fucking scooter with roller-blade wheels would be an awesome invention
and Beck

Yep, feel free to add too it.

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« Reply #36 on: December 20, 2007, 05:39:36 PM »

why are mongo pushers a big deal?
do you have eyes?
have you ever seen someone pushing shitfoot?
Sure, it looks bad, but it doesn't cause me physical pain like carrot top
I don't know, one of my friends (who's not very good) does, so maybe I'm just used to it
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« Reply #37 on: December 20, 2007, 06:23:50 PM »

if you're a true friend, you will teach your buddy the right way to push. if you're under 30, you have no excuse for front wheel drive.
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« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2007, 07:00:01 PM »

I don't talk to him that much anymore.
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« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2007, 07:27:12 PM »






god he's good.

hehe............
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« Reply #40 on: December 21, 2007, 08:05:42 PM »

I always knew Jesus would be the kind of guy that skates in shorts.
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« Reply #41 on: December 24, 2007, 05:59:20 AM »

only because pants and a robe look really stupid.
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« Reply #42 on: December 24, 2007, 10:25:09 AM »

He kind of has a Big Lebowski vibe, put a white russian in his hand.
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« Reply #43 on: December 24, 2007, 11:55:56 AM »

Really? I thought that they just took the bottom half of a Tony Hawk figure and  the top half of a Jesus figure and glued them together. Thats what I am assuming, but I think I could be wrong, everyone knows Jesus skates in shorts. Correct me if I am wrong though, but Pants and a Robe look stupid. Though I always pictured Jesus skating with a Beany, or a leather vest.
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« Reply #44 on: December 25, 2007, 01:01:55 AM »

I cannot help but put my two cents in on this im a christian, i know the lord jesus as my savior, i think it's awful that all of you guys are taking jesus as a lughing matter. Jesus died on the cross to save you from your sins. Today whenever you are getting your gifts just tey an rember the true mean of christmas and thats to celebrate jesus birth over 2000 years ago.
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