Double your fun with Jesus!

[bailgun]

wow. i guess the fact that you're a christian explains why every single other post you've made has been some hate-flled bullshit. it all makes sense now.

[the WORMER]

We're laughing with him, not at him

[bailgun]

speak for yourself.
i'm laughing directly at him.

[iLLegitimate Child]

I cannot help but put my two cents in on this im a christian, i know the lord jesus as my savior, i think it's awful that all of you guys are taking jesus as a laughing matter. Jesus died on the cross to save you from your sins. Today whenever you are getting your gifts just tey an remeber the true mean of christmas and thats to celebrate jesus birth over 2000 years ago.

I can't believe that you are openly acting as if we should be ashamed of ourselves? What are you a complete dip shit, you are on a forum not moderated, which means you are basically asking to get insulted. Maybe before you try to throw Christian facts at us, prove that he does in fact exist. Until then, like Bailgun says, We are laughing AT you. Also, you should at least learn to spell 'remember' and capitalize the name 'Jesus'. You illiterate hypocritical Christian...Crucifix'd. Also you should consider revising what you say, before you say it. Let me fix that paragraph for you. "I cannot help but put my two cents in on this I'm a Christian. I know the lord Jesus as my savior. I think it's awful that all of you guys are taking Jesus as a laughing matter. Jesus died on the cross to save you from your sins. Today whenever you are getting your gifts just try and remember the true meaning of Christmas and that's to celebrate Jesus' birth over 2000 years ago."

[tony hawk]

move to slap bitches!
abp!

[Sleazy]

I cannot help but put my two cents in on this im a christian, i know the lord jesus as my savior, i think it's awful that all of you guys are taking jesus as a lughing matter. Jesus died on the cross to save you from your sins. Today whenever you are getting your gifts just tey an rember the true mean of christmas and thats to celebrate jesus birth over 2000 years ago.

wait, that's all wrong. didn't you hear it was Xenu who popped marry, she was just a trifflin ho with all the immaculate conception BS. apparently she was quite the deity groupie. had a girl try and pull that IC shit on me once too. too bad it didn't blow up for us like it did for Mary and Joseph though.

[Hugh Jass]

just tey an rember the true mean of christmas and thats to celebrate jesus birth over 2000 years ago.

Actually:

http://www.essortment.com/christmaspagan_rece.htm
http://www.cracked.com/article_15719_pagan-orgies-human-sacrifice-bizarre-origins-christmas.html


Tool.

[grimcity]

Just tell Jesus to sign up for his own account, he's a powerful deity, he should be able to take care of himself. I mean, he was nailed to a cross, right? I'm sure he can handle a flamewar.

Hey Jesus, if you're reading this... eat a dick!