Best Quotes

[ze RJM]

My drunk buddy last night when we were trying to figure out if this broad was a tranny:

"fuuck, a mouths a mouth"

[Fiction Aid]

'Poetry does not move us to be just or unjust, in itself. It moves us to thoughts in whose light justice and injustice are seen in fearful sharpness of outline.'

J. Bronowski

[Thee Gnartical Adventure]

“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!”
-Kerouac

[the WORMER]

One of my friends overheard this one day at my school-
"Dude, turning metal down is the same thing as turning it off!"

[killthegnar]

i heard some girl say "you all up in my koolaid and dont even know the flava!"
never been so hype ever

[bailgun]

One of my friends overheard this one day at my school-
"Dude, turning metal down is the same thing as turning it off!"

i'm using that the next chance i get.

[Babe, Mr. Ruth if you're Nasty]

Head on collision, bodies everywhere. Head on collision, retard beware! - Dead Milkmen

[Royal With Cheese]

God:Kids aren't the only ones with imaginary friends

[seedless]

I forget if I've already posted this one but I enjoy it....



"There are some days where I feel like I'm going to die from overdose of satisfaction."
-Salvador Dali

[lazlow]

While walking through the mall I heard-

"I didn't know that nigga shopped at build-a-bear!"

[elastic back]

God:Kids aren't the only ones with imaginary friends

[Babe, Mr. Ruth if you're Nasty]

God:Kids aren't the only ones with imaginary friends

Shredding

[bailgun]

"we do not train simply to defeat our opponents, we train so that we may quench our thirst for victory."

[schit_yo]

Written by me inside a couple clubs in Prague this week:

"Godmoney begets more Godmoney"
Explained: If you have Godmoney, there's no way you can't make more Godmoney. In other words, take two concepts that people tend to put too much faith in, put them together, thereby completely debasing each of them.

"Jesus Krist be waiting for Blowjob Nation."
Again, just another nihilistic running-together of words and concepts which people think about too much.

[elastic back]

Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you
Alright
Well he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not in New York
Oh well be not schmuck, be not obnoxious,
Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole
Remember the story of Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
Alright this is it
Some people try to pick up girls
And they get called an asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and sorry.