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« Reply #210 on: December 16, 2009, 02:01:02 AM »
Fair enough. 

Personally partial to the verbal slap in the face though. 
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« Reply #211 on: December 16, 2009, 02:05:43 AM »
A lot of it depends on who's telling the joke. A mate of mine has this absolutely bang on delivery for jokes, with him I can see the verbal slap coming out well, but I doubt some people could really pull off the verbal slap.
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« Reply #212 on: December 16, 2009, 02:26:00 AM »
verbally slapping down a chump is easy.

dropping a seemingly innocuous remark and then making them slap themselves once they finally get it, on the other hand...
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« Reply #213 on: December 16, 2009, 09:49:25 PM »
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« Reply #214 on: December 17, 2009, 08:12:09 AM »
^haha, damn he is getting put through the wringer. I heard he was looking for a place to share his painful experience with others but apparently there are no support groups for multi-millionaires who get caught cheating on their Swedish swimsuit-model wives.

and I saw a similar joke the other day:

what's the difference between Tiger and Santa?

Santa stops after three ho's.
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« Reply #215 on: December 17, 2009, 03:51:01 PM »
I was walking around the mall,around noon,and I saw Santa in the mall. There wasn't any kids around, so I walked up to him and said
"You're the luckiest man alive"

Santa asked "Why?"

I replied "You have the list that says where all the Naughty girls live."
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« Reply #216 on: December 17, 2009, 03:51:48 PM »
Quote from: C H U C K on December 16, 2009, 09:49:25 PM



Tiger woods isn't a Tiger. He's a cheetah.
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« Reply #217 on: December 19, 2009, 04:58:30 PM »
what's the difference between a golf ball and a BMW?

tiger woods can drive a golf ball over 300 yards.




tiger woods drives well in the fairway but doesnt fare well in the driveway
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« Reply #218 on: December 19, 2009, 07:07:02 PM »
Quote from: skatenerd on December 17, 2009, 03:51:48 PM


Tiger woods isn't a Tiger. He's a cheetah.

Cleverness I love
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« Reply #219 on: December 21, 2009, 01:10:42 PM »
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« Reply #220 on: January 24, 2010, 10:58:48 AM »
Quote from: lateskate on December 19, 2009, 04:58:30 PM
tiger woods drives well in the fairway but doesnt fare well in the driveway

Fucking fantastic.
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« Reply #221 on: July 26, 2010, 10:53:41 AM »
Mickey and Minnie Mouse were at court for divorce proceedings. The judge told Mickey, "Look here Mickey Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie!"

Mickey Mouse was stunned and asked, "Why not???"

The Judge said, "I've reviewed all the information you gave to the court, but I can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy!"

Mickey Mouse says, "Your Honour! I didn't say she was CRAZY, I said she was FUCKING GOOFY!"
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« Reply #222 on: July 26, 2010, 01:27:08 PM »
What's worse than 9/11?

























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« Reply #223 on: August 05, 2010, 02:07:10 PM »
First post, hope I don't blow it

Why did the colored people cross the road?












To turn the bigot black and blue (and red).

Also, you can KY Jelly a rainbow into a bigot's ass.
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« Reply #224 on: August 05, 2010, 03:21:21 PM »
KNOCK KNOCK.
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