Team Nice Tits Design Meeting

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hi eby.  i found this cite.  how can you call yourself a Christian and make terible images using women and goat heads with the sign of the devil on them.

how do you call yourself a Christian and have this web cite http://www.faithbase.com/groups/group.html?group_id=503 and make images that degrade womyn and worships the devil.

do you just have that cite just to try to meet girls?  i saw your blog and i see that you are living with someone.  you should be ashamed.  you are not a Christian or a very nice person.

hi michael. i religion is none of your business, but if you must know, i used to work for the company that owned that site (in addition to a bunch of other sites). it was not a christian based company, but it did have a christian based site (on top of other types of sites).

what is wrong with a christian that worships the devil anyway? i know plenty.

and don't say i am not a very nice person, because i really am. we should hang out sometime.

[Patin]

hi eby.  i found this cite.  how can you call yourself a Christian and make terible images using women and goat heads with the sign of the devil on them.

how do you call yourself a Christian and have this web cite http://www.faithbase.com/groups/group.html?group_id=503 and make images that degrade womyn and worships the devil.

do you just have that cite just to try to meet girls?  i saw your blog and i see that you are living with someone.  you should be ashamed.  you are not a Christian or a very nice person.

my name is Patin not micheal.  how did my post get deleted?

i met you in church when you lived in Florida and I know your family.  you said you were a Christian then.  what happened?  was it new york, or skateboarding or the girl you are living in sin with that turned you to the devil?  is your hatered of women and the Lord driven by the teasing of the boys in high school becuase you are only 5 feet tall?

you are a very evil and wicked person.  you abuse women and worship the devil and live in sin with a woman.

from what I have seen you have posted on the web you are a very bad person.  your parents would be ashamed of you.

your parents would be very disappointed.  have you showed them this web site?

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my name is Patin not micheal.  how did my post get deleted?

yes it is. and to answer the question: dijo.

i met you in church when you lived in Florida and I know your family.  you said you were a Christian then.  what happened?  was it new york, or skateboarding or the girl you are living in sin with that turned you to the devil?  is your hatered of women and the Lord driven by the teasing of the boys in high school becuase you are only 5 feet tall?

church? interesting concept. i will have to look into that. i said i was christian? really? michael, you must learn to not believe everything i say. i tend to be a compulsive liar. i had you going, huh? did i tell you i hated women too? man, i was good. did i also tell you i am the lord? if not, i probably should have. or maybe it was another eby you are talking about, but we can meet up and discuss this if you would like to see my real height, michael.

you are a very evil and wicked person.  you abuse women and worship the devil and live in sin with a woman.

do i get a trophy?

from what I have seen you have posted on the web you are a very bad person.  your parents would be ashamed of you.

your parents would be very disappointed.  have you showed them this web site?

unlike you, michael, my parents are very tolerant of all types of people. even very bad ones, like myself. i have shown them this site. in fact, they post here. can you guess who they are?

[Schmitty]

I like that skull one, Im gonna show em to Tony today... Ill let you know what he says

[Patin]

Who is this Micheal you think I am and who is Dijo?  I was going to post something to your Christian web site and saw that you were running a porn site.  That's how I found you.  It's been a long time since high school in Florida.  I'm surprised that you haven't grown up either mentally or in height.

You seem to be as tall and as mature as a 10-year-old.

Are you saying that you never went to church?  First you are a Christian who worships the devil and then you are a Christian that never goes to church?

I'm sure you are a liar.  I've never known you to tell the truth.  I could never undestand that about you.  I alway assumed that it was to compensate because you felt so bad because you are so short.

I guess hating women makes you feel more like a man since you are the height of a small boy, have hair like a girl and a nose like a monkey.

It must be a tough life for you so you have to constantly think about sex to get your mind off of knowing you are less than a regular man.  Is that it?


Your girlfirends parent(s) must be tolerant of short, middle eastern girly-men also to allow you to live with their daughter.  Although considering their daughter is so pityful they must be glad to have her live with anyone and get her out of the house.  Does Camille's Mom like your titties web site.  She must be real proud to show her friends that her daughters little boyfriend has a porn web site.

[Babe, Mr. Ruth if you're Nasty]

Where is Agent Pappas?

We have another kook on the loose.

[Babe, Mr. Ruth if you're Nasty]

. You scoundrel!

We're sending Pappas after your ass.

[ze RJM]

it's like reading a Law & Order:  SVU script with some Dateline: To Catch A Predator thrown in
there.  And probably some movie/show about computers.

hold on a sec could you fellas?  I going to the fridge real quick.....

[elastic back]

Who is this Micheal you think I am and who is Dijo?  I was going to post something to your Christian web site and saw that you were running a porn site.  That's how I found you.  It's been a long time since high school in Florida.  I'm surprised that you haven't grown up either mentally or in height.

You seem to be as tall and as mature as a 10-year-old.

Are you saying that you never went to church?  First you are a Christian who worships the devil and then you are a Christian that never goes to church?

I'm sure you are a liar.  I've never known you to tell the truth.  I could never undestand that about you.  I alway assumed that it was to compensate because you felt so bad because you are so short.

I guess hating women makes you feel more like a man since you are the height of a small boy, have hair like a girl and a nose like a monkey.

It must be a tough life for you so you have to constantly think about sex to get your mind off of knowing you are less than a regular man.  Is that it?


Your girlfirends parent(s) must be tolerant of short, middle eastern girly-men also to allow you to live with their daughter.  Although considering their daughter is so pityful they must be glad to have her live with anyone and get her out of the house.  Does Camille's Mom like your titties web site.  She must be real proud to show her friends that her daughters little boyfriend has a porn web site.

i love women, and i love you, michael. i love when you play with my "girly hair." i know you wish i was as small as a ten year old so that you could be more attracted to me, but let's face it...you are going to have to get your little boy fix else where.

and christian? i guess the truth is starting to come out. you want a little, 10 year old christian boy. too bad you were banned from the  church for molestation, otherwise you would still have that dream job you blew: youth group councilor.

[Agnet Pappas]

i love women, and i love you, michael. i love when you play with my "girly hair." i know you wish i was as small as a ten year old so that you could be more attracted to me, but let's face it...you are going to have to get your little boy fix else where.

and christian? i guess the truth is starting to come out. you want a little, 10 year old christian boy. too bad you were banned from the  church for molestation, otherwise you would still have that dream job you blew: youth group councilor.

All points bulletin update.  All points bulletin update.  All points bulletin update. 

The person hiding as  has been revealed (thanks Dijo) as Eby aka Elastic Back.

Our investigations have revealed that the real  has never registerd on this forum and that the entire time it has been Eby/Elastic Back using  as a nom de plume in order to attract young boys for sexual encounters.

Notice his admission of guilt above.  Notice how  and Elastic Back never appeared in the same room at the same time.

If Elastic Back should appear on this web site again notify your web based law enforcement officer imediately.  The following is his FBI most wanted photo.  He is 4'-10" tall and is known to fuck flat chested Polacks.  He will most likely have a young male attached to his dick or be attched to the ass of a young boy by his dick. 

We just want him for questioning.  We are ready to drop the little boy buggery charge but the ugly Polack ficking deserves some jail time.






Are you a pussy and can't defend yourself.  Call Agent Pappas.  We are here to serve and harass.

[Agnet Pappas]

I've got a break in the case but it seems you guys may not find it to be a surprise.

We got really close to nabbing suspect Elastic Back last weekend at a McDonald's Playland in Delaware. So close you could smell the anal nitrate. Anyway, he eluded out pursuit. We are working on a lead that he changed his identity and may be now operating under real name Eby. Who knows if its a reference to Ebay. It doesn't matter.

Anyway, keep your asses covered until we close in. This bailgun fella is on the money. Eby has been destroying hard drives (not to mention prepubescent anal cavities) in an attempt to clear out evidence. Any record of his communication will do nothing but help in court.

Thanks, gentlemen. I know your kind don't like the law, but I feel we have a common interest here. You guys want a clean board, I want a clean America.

Pappas out.

[elastic back]

i love women, and i love you, michael. i love when you play with my "girly hair." i know you wish i was as small as a ten year old so that you could be more attracted to me, but let's face it...you are going to have to get your little boy fix else where.

and christian? i guess the truth is starting to come out. you want a little, 10 year old christian boy. too bad you were banned from the  church for molestation, otherwise you would still have that dream job you blew: youth group councilor.

All points bulletin update.  All points bulletin update.  All points bulletin update. 

The person hiding as  has been revealed (thanks Dijo) as Eby aka Elastic Back.

Our investigations have revealed that the real  has never registerd on this forum and that the entire time it has been Eby/Elastic Back using  as a nom de plume in order to attract young boys for sexual encounters.

Notice his admission of guilt above.  Notice how  and Elastic Back never appeared in the same room at the same time.

If Elastic Back should appear on this web site again notify your web based law enforcement officer imediately.  The following is his FBI most wanted photo.  He is 4'-10" tall and is known to fuck flat chested Polacks.  He will most likely have a young male attached to his dick or be attched to the ass of a young boy by his dick. 

We just want him for questioning.  We are ready to drop the little boy buggery charge but the ugly Polack ficking deserves some jail time.






Are you a pussy and can't defend yourself.  Call Agent Pappas.  We are here to serve and harass.

wow, michael. you really do love me. <3 you sure do spend a lot of time in your fairy-tales. i'll come over and we can play some d&d. you bring the 20 sided dice.

[Agnet Pappas]

We are on you Eby.  You can be 4'-10" and look like a hippie baboon but you can't hide.  WE know you ride  a skateboard so you can meet little boys.  You run titty picture topics to get emails for off forum meet ups to "session".

Don't fall for it kids.  He is a dangerous perv.  We are on his trail but we cannot assure the safety of your butts.

Eby is often seen in the company of a flat chested polish hooker.  She can be recognized by her flat chest and boyish looks including tiny flat ass and straight hips.

[Paper/Scissors]

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[elastic back]

We are on you Eby.  You can be 4'-10" and look like a hippie baboon but you can't hide.  WE know you ride  a skateboard so you can meet little boys.  You run titty picture topics to get emails for off forum meet ups to "session".

Don't fall for it kids.  He is a dangerous perv.  We are on his trail but we cannot assure the safety of your butts.

Eby is often seen in the company of a flat chested polish hooker.  She can be recognized by her flat chest and boyish looks including tiny flat ass and straight hips.

you're a hooker, michael? don't be so harsh on yourself.


bowser, could you clean this thread up a bit? thanks.