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« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2008, 02:43:31 PM »

Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after work.
Anyone caught outside the gates of their surveillance sectors after curfew
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Remain calm, do not panic.
Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine samples in the morning.
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« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2008, 02:54:22 PM »

im just going to sit back and watch while the world turns to hell.


Awww C'mon...  You just need to be on the right side of things.

See you in Hell!



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« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2008, 03:33:57 PM »

Skull and Bones runs it all.

Since we're talkin' B.S. here...

What I don't like are ATM cards.  When cash goes the way of the dinosaurs you will not be able to wipe your ass without someone tracking where and when you last bought toilet paper (or whatever you use.  i'm with Howard Stern on this one... baby wipes rule!).

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« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2008, 04:48:53 PM »

i honestly dont give a fuck what you guys have to say about religion or politics. i clearly stated that it was my own opinion. nuff said. Wink

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« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2008, 04:57:23 PM »

i honestly dont give a fuck what you guys have to say about religion or politics. i clearly stated that it was my own opinion. nuff said. Wink




Don't come on here and post shit like this then.

yeah. you guys should be scared. all the stupid mother fuckers that voted for Barak OBAMA can go to hell. oh...wait...they will. idiots.

A lot of those "stupid mother fuckers" post on here. It's nice that we can have someone so pious inform us that we are going to hell.


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« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2008, 04:59:27 PM »

oh oh everyone! gang up on the girl!!1!11!!!11!!!!
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« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2008, 05:01:37 PM »

oh oh everyone! gang up on the girl!!1!11!!!11!!!!

LOL!
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« Reply #37 on: December 08, 2008, 05:27:49 PM »

Ok, Obama claims to be this awesome Superior that's going to make America better and help us all with our money so everyone is equal. But what's going to happen when we all have the same amount of monies? Then we will all be equal..first point of NWO...of course..he'ssupposed to be allowing us 1,000$ back on our tax returns,when most americans are more than 10,000 dollars in debt. Why? Because the government takes all our money. they keep it all and decide to take out a 2billion dollar loan out on the pentagon two weeks before 911.

Here's the clincher. If anyone believes anything about the Bible or God (like me) then you should know that "The Rapture" is commin. Most "coincidences" are starting to fall into place. Like obama being elected as president. Yeah he could only be in office for 8 years....but who's to say that when 2012 comes...a new "term" will be set in place...like let's say 20 years for every president elect. Do you understand how much Damage can be done in 20 years? Im just saying Hypothetically..if The Bible is true and the rapture is true...we will have some good years with obama. Obama is going to make EVERYONE Love him and trust him and then he's going to turn on us. And then "The Anti-christ" will come. Im not saying that Obama is the Anti Christ but he could help bring him along. This of course is all opinion and probably doesn't make any sense to any of you. but it does to me and i feel very strongly about it.

Obama is poop.








on a side note...why did Bush make sure to Escort Bin Laden out of the United states the Night before 911??! hmmm....makes you think. everyone should watch Loose Change. it's real.


im done venting. sorry.

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« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2008, 05:55:42 PM »

I can't wait for Religulous to come out on DVD and BlurayTM High Def.
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« Reply #39 on: December 08, 2008, 06:21:03 PM »

me too i missed it in theaters. bill is my hero
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« Reply #40 on: December 08, 2008, 06:36:42 PM »

I can't wait for Religulous to come out on DVD and BlurayTM High Def.


That looks epic.

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« Reply #41 on: December 08, 2008, 07:17:54 PM »

Ok, Obama claims to be this awesome Superior that's going to make America better and help us all with our money so everyone is equal. But what's going to happen when we all have the same amount of monies? Then we will all be equal..first point of NWO...of course..he'ssupposed to be allowing us 1,000$ back on our tax returns,when most americans are more than 10,000 dollars in debt. Why? Because the government takes all our money. they keep it all and decide to take out a 2billion dollar loan out on the pentagon two weeks before 911.

Here's the clincher. If anyone believes anything about the Bible or God (like me) then you should know that "The Rapture" is commin. Most "coincidences" are starting to fall into place. Like obama being elected as president. Yeah he could only be in office for 8 years....but who's to say that when 2012 comes...a new "term" will be set in place...like let's say 20 years for every president elect. Do you understand how much Damage can be done in 20 years? Im just saying Hypothetically..if The Bible is true and the rapture is true...we will have some good years with obama. Obama is going to make EVERYONE Love him and trust him and then he's going to turn on us. And then "The Anti-christ" will come. Im not saying that Obama is the Anti Christ but he could help bring him along. This of course is all opinion and probably doesn't make any sense to any of you. but it does to me and i feel very strongly about it.

Obama is poop.








on a side note...why did Bush make sure to Escort Bin Laden out of the United states the Night before 911??! hmmm....makes you think. everyone should watch Loose Change. it's real.


im done venting. sorry.

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that actually made me laugh

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« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2008, 03:03:29 AM »

Okay, I'm nice and hammered.  I can now address the situation at hand.

a) Yes, the idea of government troops occupying our own soil is beyond terrifying.  The main cause of terrorism in our country comes from our own inability to understand things that don't involve a slot on prime time television.  Live, from your now national guard inhabited city block, it's Saturday night!

b) I've done A LOT of drugs.  More than Joe Dime Bag.  I have seen Zeigeist.  I haven't done enough drugs to make this movie change my opinion on anything.  It's tailor made to intrigue high teenagers to rebel.  Kudos, I guess.  Next time, keep in mind that most people watch Will & Grace.   You'll convert more people when you keep that in mind.  Otherwise, simply live your life in a manner that makes people say "Wow, that guy is a nice guy.  I want to be more like him/her.".  More flies with honey and whatnot...

c) Kmoe, take your crazy, rapture believing self and drink your fucking Flavor-Aid.  Religious people, like yourself, take personal discovery for granted.  Religion offers an option that pretends to have the answers in full detail when spiritual answers are meant to be interpreted through long periods of self examination.

Go ahead and prepare yourself for "the rapture".  I will be busy writing, fucking, tripping, skating, and doing good things for people.  Sorry.

Due to the extremely sexist nature of many people on this board, I am loathe to say that you have no place here.  It is an extremely disappointing task to tell the only openly female poster that she is complete garbage.  Fuck you and the cross you rode in on.  (I stole that.  Shred points to whoever can guess where i took it.)



Yes, we are all one.  We all feel the sting of wrongdoing.  For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.  As such, when we commit minuscule acts of evil against each other, (IE: Cutting in line, buying corporate garbage, voting yes on Prop 8, etc...) it perpetuates a cycle of petty evil that builds to things like a standing army turning it's guns on it's own citizens.  However, if we do not ridicule the ones who would pretend to have the answers, we give them permission to rule our world.
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« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2008, 06:15:36 AM »

I don't know who these guys are but I like them already

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« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2008, 09:28:32 AM »

Okay, I'm nice and hammered.  I can now address the situation at hand.

a) Yes, the idea of government troops occupying our own soil is beyond terrifying.  The main cause of terrorism in our country comes from our own inability to understand things that don't involve a slot on prime time television.  Live, from your now national guard inhabited city block, it's Saturday night!

b) I've done A LOT of drugs.  More than Joe Dime Bag.  I have seen Zeigeist.  I haven't done enough drugs to make this movie change my opinion on anything.  It's tailor made to intrigue high teenagers to rebel.  Kudos, I guess.  Next time, keep in mind that most people watch Will & Grace.   You'll convert more people when you keep that in mind.  Otherwise, simply live your life in a manner that makes people say "Wow, that guy is a nice guy.  I want to be more like him/her.".  More flies with honey and whatnot...

c) Kmoe, take your crazy, rapture believing self and drink your fucking Flavor-Aid.  Religious people, like yourself, take personal discovery for granted.  Religion offers an option that pretends to have the answers in full detail when spiritual answers are meant to be interpreted through long periods of self examination.

Go ahead and prepare yourself for "the rapture".  I will be busy writing, fucking, tripping, skating, and doing good things for people.  Sorry.

Due to the extremely sexist nature of many people on this board, I am loathe to say that you have no place here.  It is an extremely disappointing task to tell the only openly female poster that she is complete garbage.  Fuck you and the cross you rode in on.  (I stole that.  Shred points to whoever can guess where i took it.)



Yes, we are all one.  We all feel the sting of wrongdoing.  For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.  As such, when we commit minuscule acts of evil against each other, (IE: Cutting in line, buying corporate garbage, voting yes on Prop 8, etc...) it perpetuates a cycle of petty evil that builds to things like a standing army turning it's guns on it's own citizens.  However, if we do not ridicule the ones who would pretend to have the answers, we give them permission to rule our world.
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