This Or That

[colorblindbowen]

Funk, that shit makes my hair stand on end sometimes.

Plain or Train

[seedless]

Train, they are more fun.

Bicycle across town or take the bus?

[bailgun]

bike. spot lurking potential on the bus is nearly zero.

mike watt or j mascis?

[Thee Gnartical Adventure]

j mascis because learning some of his songs makes me feel special...

heel bruises or sprained wrists?

[Paper/Scissors]

Heel bruises. At least you can triple up on the high socks for some defense against them.

Designing your own custom park, or having 3 epic parks in your city?

[schit_yo]

If we're talking a custom private skatepark like the Berrics, yeah, I'd totally do that.
Or if is a public park, and you got to help the town design a sick park (like I once got the opportunity to do), you still might encounter lurkers and whatnot. In that case, helping design it is not as sick as having 3 epic parks.


You stumble through a space/time warp, and end up in some blank atmosphere, with nothing around but your body, some light source coming from a "different dimension," and there is some Being of Light and Whatnot telling you that you have two choices where you can live.

Would you live in the start of the Bronze Age in Prehistoric "Spain" on the Mediterranean, 2200 BC?
OR
Live in Southeastern China, halfway through the Bronze Age, 3000 BC?

[elastic back]

live in the start of the Bronze Age in Prehistoric "Spain" on the Mediterranean, 2200 BC, duh.

wait, how is the start of the bronze later than "half way through" the bronze age? 3000 BC is before 2200 BC.

Anyway, the climate is better and you don't have to work as hard in the mediterranean, so i choose that.

next, have ten "perfect" kids or one hellion one. giving any up for adoption is not an option.

[the WORMER]

one hellion one, there's no way I could make enough money to feed ten kids

mexico or canada?

[schit_yo]

If you'll note, the Bronze Age is something that happened in different places, at different times, developing at different rates. It's not like all of a sudden Bronze was invented in China and got across Eurasia in even centuries. The people didn't even know the others existed.

Mexico or Canada? Vancouver, Montreal, Whistler, and all that other good shit is cool, but I'd rather go for the hot weather, adventures, and that hot Mexican tail.

Beer pong/Beirut
OR
Flipcup?

[elastic back]

If you'll note, the Bronze Age is something that happened in different places, at different times, developing at different rates. It's not like all of a sudden Bronze was invented in China and got across Eurasia in even centuries. The people didn't even know the others existed.

true, i guess i didn't think of it that way. my answer remains the same.

[Babe, Mr. Ruth if you're Nasty]

Nothing beats pong.


Blunt or Bong

[the WORMER]

blunt, tastes better and is more relaxing to smoke, also won't get you so high that you can't move without realizing it

phillip k dick or kurt vonnegut

[seedless]

Kurt V

Megadeth or Metallica?

[bailgun]

early days? metallica. currently, megadeth. i can't even listen to ride the lightning anymore without thinking about what colossal tools those guys would eventually become.

oh, how the mighty have fallen.

regarding gaps- high or long?

[bucky fellini]

long. think jeremy wray's tower gap back in the 90s, alex olson's last trick and cairo's nollie flip street gap in fully flared, heath's BS k/f closer in mind field. speed and control, leave the parachutes at home - that's what I'm talkin about.


go out friday night, party/drink/do drugs with a bunch of chicks, potentially ruining yourself for saturday night, where you have a date with a girl that will surely result in no sleep in itself

or

skip friday night and just rest up for saturday's guaranteed fun?


/yesssss, new advice column.