Top 5

[C H U C K]

1. at a skatepark
2. from the  stage (being in the band)
3. from below, assuming the stage is made of glass and the band playing above you is made up of chicks in miniskirts going commando
4. on the beach, lake front, riverside (i'm not a hippie, chuck)
5. in my ipod

top 5 pros that should be circus freaks (and what would be their act)...

You get a point for that my good man!

[hardcoreskates]

Fine, I'll play your game.

Cliff Burton (Orion)
Geddy Lee
Les Claypool
Michael Balzary
John Paul Jones (he beats out Geezer Butler and Lemmy 'cause of The Lemon Song)

top 5 skate related slang words

I'm going to assume you've never heard of Matt Freeman.

IMO Rancid is a Clash rip off.  Don't get me wrong, I like Rancid, but if your gonna put Matt up there, then ya gotta put Paul Simonon up there as well.

If you want me to round out my top ten...  it goes like this:

6)  Geezer Butler
7)  Lemmy
  Bootsy Collins
9)  Arthur "Killer" Kane
10)  Kim Deal

No offense to anyone...  These are just my personal fave's.

In the battle of the bass players (technical proficiency) I think it really comes down to Geddy Lee and Les Claypool.  At this point Les may just have the edge.  Go check out Frog Brigade doing the entire Pink Floyd Album Animals on youtube.

Top 5 Sticker Slap Spots...

On a "No Skateboarding" sign
On your backyard minihalf
On your "Locals" spot
High noon in a full pipe
On the small of your woman's back (it's called sex magic.  trust me, you'll be a better skater)

Top 5 things to say to a security guard

[Babe, Mr. Ruth if you're Nasty]

1. Thank You so Much for coming out here today.
2. How much do you get paid?
3. I'm guessing you were one of those fat kids in the cul-de-sac who couldn't ollie and tried football.
4. I'm going out like Jake Phelps! With a Police Escort!
5. One more try and we'll leave.

Top Five Classic Cars.

[Sarcasm_Spasm]

1.Dodge Minivan
2.Toyota Tundra
3.Ford Pinto
4.Dodge Neon
5.This one
 

top 5 thrasher covers

[the redline]

You never forget your first.

Come on, Tony Hawk/X-Games vs. J Dill?

Can't pin down why, and you can't really see it here, but his facial expression, the style...everything about it is what I love about skating.

From a great month in my life...I dunno...just classic.

Maybe my favorite issue ever.  Goddamn, son.

Top 5 spots

[stewpidphuck]

that question i think was already asked but

1. burnside
2. derby
3. potrero
4. wsvt
5. channel street

top five interviews

[elastic back]

1. heath kirchart's first interview in the skateboard mag is the best ever (where he talks about lurking on missions in the bushes with tips from atiba)
2. the corey duffel interview in big brother that ruined his career
3. there was a john motta interview in a mag a while back that was good. i think it was the skateboard mag, don't remember.
4. anything not of a born again skater (i.e. recent lance, cab, hosoi, etc.) or kids under 18...let's make that 22.
5. grosso's interview in the thrasher interview issue

top 5 ways for a session to be ruined

[schit_yo]

Top 5 ways for a session to be ruined?

1) Broken limb
2) broken kingpin
3) broken board
4) cops/ security guards
5) surprise hail, snow, or rain

Top 5 ism's, as in ideas or real phenomena

[elastic back]

dijoism
antidisestablishmentarianism
organism
extremism
radicalism

top 5 superpowers

[ze RJM]

Flying
invisibility
X-ray vision
massive strength
fast healing powers

top 5 gangs in the USA

[elastic back]

christians
jews
scientologists
muslims
latin kings

top 5 women of skateboarding

[Paper/Scissors]

top 5 women of skateboarding

Malinas, get in here.

[hardcoreskates]

christians
jews
scientologists
muslims
latin kings

that, my good sir, was FUCKING AWESOME!

[Alien Sweatshop]

Elissa Steamer, that's it and ever heard of freedom of religion? Let them worship who they please

Top 5 ams in skateboarding?

[stewpidphuck]

five ams

1. Andrew Pearl
2. Jack Given
3. Danny Dicola
4. T mo
5. Gordon Ecler

Cam Koester is an honorable mention

top 5 mexican food dishes