Top 5

[tanner moore]

1. back shifty flip to snapped deck over a gap by my friend
2. pop shuvit this head high loading dock from my brother (major baker maker but i'm making him go back and get it)
3. multiple lines from my friends at the checkerboard ledges in ATL
4. my friend was getting close to fakie nosegrind sw. back 180 on his box
5. i learned nollie bs flips, if that counts

uh, how bout the top five ways you could ruin a great session

[skatenerd]

Top five session ruiners:
1.Get a boner
2. Girlfriend breaks up with you over TXT messaging
3.your board,trucks,and wheels all break simultaneously  trying to do a trick
4.Your mom is really tired of waiting in her minivan to pick you up
5. You run out of Meat stick snacks.

-Top five reasons why you talk to yourself

[metzgnar]

top five reasons to talk to yourself:
1. drugs.
2. schizophrenia.
3. no one else actually listens to you.
4. you realize it's your own fault you suck at skateboarding, not the board/shoes/park/spot.
5. you're the only survivor in a nuclear holocaust.

top 5 reasons to rollerblade

[The brycickle]

Top five session ruiners:
1.Get a boner
2. Girlfriend breaks up with you over TXT messaging
3.your board,trucks,and wheels all break simultaneously

[ttching]

top 5 reasons to rollerblade

1.  You want to show off how your new half shirt coordinates with your favorite hot shorts to the other boys at the park.
2.  You are female and it gives you a low impact, total body workout.
3.  You are too lazy to participate in a sport that is difficult, but still enjoy crashing on concrete
4.  Because the skateboarders won't let you ride your razor scooter at the skatepark
5.  Because, with hunger clouding your decision making, you think that wearing them, while simultaneously igniting a large rocket strapped to your crotch, will help you catch that pesky roadrunner.


Top 5 skatespot kickouts (open to interpretation)

[polly@bbt]

you forgot because snakeboards are too expensive.

[Dimitri]

The rollerblade answers are funny. 

[skatenerd]

Aren't 'Blades like a couple hundred or something?

[Dimitri]

Top 5 skatespot kickouts (open to interpretation)

1. Old people from the neighbourhood who are glad they have someone to yell at.
2. Cat and mouse with security from high rise parking lots chasing you all these levels down.
3. Concerned car owners who are worried about your board scratching up their baby.
4. This one time, in Italy, out of nowhere an old lady unloaded a bucket of water on me from her rooftop. Charlie Chaplin-style.
5. This military type rambo scared me away just by staring all mean at me, half an hour ago at the Steiner Studios. Lad was scary.


Top 5 animals? Also open to interpretation. 

[Daf Dennis]

animals?
1.owls are rad
2.hippos are cool
3.sloths for days
4.jimmy carlin, does he count?
5.salamanders maybe?

top 5 ways of talking your way out of getting a ticket for skateboarding...or rollerblading

[elastic back]

top 5 reasons to rollerblade

5.  Because, with hunger clouding your decision making, you think that wearing them, while simultaneously igniting a large rocket strapped to your crotch, will help you catch that pesky roadrunner.

haha. +1

top 5 ways of talking your way out of getting a ticket for skateboarding...or rollerblading

1) talk with your legs, and skate away as fast as you can
2) if in a 3rd world country, walk with your wallets and pay your way out
3) be nice, play dumb/foreign/new to skateboarding
4) kinda on the new to skateboarding front, if you are approached by a cop or something and have no escape route, keep skating, acting oblivious. only don't skate skate, skate like you have only been doing it for a week. push awkward, do 1 inch rocket ollies. no skating an obstacle, only flat.
5) talk a family member into becoming a cop and name drop them

top 5 items for any road trip

[Hefeweizen]

1. DEODORANT
2. foot powder/spray
3. swim-able shorts
4. video camera
5. Skatey McSkaterson

Top 5 obviously ethnic hats.

[Daf Dennis]

top 5 reasons to rollerblade

5.

[Hefeweizen]

I wanted to do this one anyway.

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Top 5 90's cartoons.

[metroskater]

top 5 90's cartoons

1.Dexters Laboratory
2.beavis and butthead
3.Ren and Stimpy
4.pinky and the brain
5.Cow and chicken