When did you start skateboarding?

[666]

Dudes, it's just skating... Chill...

[the WORMER]

you don't care, and yet, you keep posting here...could it be the amount of under-18 boys that brings you here, perhaps?

I believe this may have been only the second or third time I've laughed out loud at the internet

[Derek Sutton]

When I was a wee lad, I started skateboarding in rural New York.  It was quite difficult for me because I didn't have the correct shoes to get enough 'pop'.  Everyone else was wearing these new things called Air Jordans and were shredding all over the place.

Luckily, a strapping young man named Primo came to my school to do a demo, and he was jumping really high off the ground with his board miraculously stuck to his feet.  He told me his secret; "sky hooks".  It was like Gordie Howe saying he used steroids.  I was crushed.

Not willing to stoop to his level or shell out $100 for a pair or "dope" shoes, I chucked my board into the woods, grew a mullet and moved to Canada.

I still consider myself to be a skateboarder at heart, but I'm not going to use performance enhancers of any sort.  Nowadays I get my thrills from slashing peoples face off with a stick, shaving rookies balls, and driving the team zamboni wasted.

Go Mustangs!

[ze RJM]

don't you mean: growed a mullet?

[rawbertson]

When I was a wee lad, I started skateboarding in rural New York.  It was quite difficult for me because I didn't have the correct shoes to get enough 'pop'.  Everyone else was wearing these new things called Air Jordans and were shredding all over the place.

Luckily, a strapping young man named Primo came to my school to do a demo, and he was jumping really high off the ground with his board miraculously stuck to his feet.  He told me his secret; "sky hooks".  It was like Gordie Howe saying he used steroids.  I was crushed.

Not willing to stoop to his level or shell out $100 for a pair or "dope" shoes, I chucked my board into the woods, grew a mullet and moved to Canada.

I still consider myself to be a skateboarder at heart, but I'm not going to use performance enhancers of any sort.  Nowadays I get my thrills from slashing peoples face off with a stick, shaving rookies balls, and driving the team zamboni wasted.

Go Mustangs!

hahaha

when i was in high school my friend told me his junior A (semi-pro) hockey team played this game where all the dudes jerked off in a circle, and then splooged on a cracker or a piece of bread or something in the middle. and then the dude who didnt splooge had to eat the piece of bread... pretty gay sounding. i was like "i knew yall was gay" and they were like "no dude we arent, i know its fucked, its just a humiliation thing, but we also have sword fights, and i know that sounds pretty gay too, but we arent, there is no man-on-man ejaculation or boners or anything like that." and i was like "well you are lookin at guys dicks, thats pretty gay" and they were like "yeah but we make up for it, we fuck like 50 girls every weekend, that other shit is just some bonding shit".

i was like "your full of shit" but then i saw my friend who was 17 or 18 at the time show up to a party with like four different chicks in his car, and they were all like 26 years old, and im pretty sure he banged every single one of them that night. fucking hockey.

[the WORMER]

your friend sounds like a dickhole

[elastic back]

i was like "your full of shit" but then i saw my friend who was 17 or 18 at the time show up to a party with like four different chicks in his car, and they were all like 26 years old, and im pretty sure he banged every single one of them that night. fucking hockey.

sounds like he is trying a bit too hard to hide the truth.

[rawbertson]

your friend sounds like a dickhole

we dont chill no more

[Anarchy_skate_krew]

My dad gave me an old small wooden one with clay wheels and all the crap, i dont no how you guys skated that.... and i've been skating since i was 6 or 7 and im 16 now...

[colorblindbowen]

There's no way to be sure, but I'm pretty sure the 13th is my exact 10 year anniversary.

*weeping*

Soooooooooooooooo many good times.

[Fiction Aid]

hahaha

when i was in high school my friend told me his junior A (semi-pro) hockey team played this game where all the dudes jerked off in a circle, and then splooged on a cracker or a piece of bread or something in the middle. and then the dude who didnt splooge had to eat the piece of bread... pretty gay sounding. i was like "i knew yall was gay" and they were like "no dude we arent, i know its fucked, its just a humiliation thing, but we also have sword fights, and i know that sounds pretty gay too, but we arent, there is no man-on-man ejaculation or boners or anything like that." and i was like "well you are lookin at guys dicks, thats pretty gay" and they were like "yeah but we make up for it, we fuck like 50 girls every weekend, that other shit is just some bonding shit".

i was like "your full of shit" but then i saw my friend who was 17 or 18 at the time show up to a party

And that was when you started skateboarding?

[destroyerjazz]

8 years ago when i was 12, i think. did it for a few years until 9th grade when i hurt my hand/wrist bad doing a handrail [board shot out, slammed my wrist on the rail and then landed on it] and quit for a while because i didn't want to fuck my hand up for playing guitar. then it was kind of on/off for the next couple of years and then got really back into it about a year and a half ago, lots of stuff happened and i didn't step on a board for a few months and then right when i wanted to really skate again, new jersey winter happened. now i've been skating nonstop against ever since it's been tolerable to be outside again.

[killthegnar]

oh jeez... this is so not shredding, but here goes...
played tony hawks pro skater (the first one on N64) and thought it was kinda cool, but wasnt real into it. Next day i say CKY2000 and it looked like those guys were havin so much fun... got a board from my friends garage and didn't put it down since... i guess i have tony hawk and bam to thank now... sad huh?
however, im sure theres about a billion other people who have the same sad story...
just to leave with some dignity, i never owned an element board or any bam related products or tony hawk stuff for that matter.

[bailgun]

There's no way to be sure, but I'm pretty sure the 13th is my exact 10 year anniversary.

*weeping*

Soooooooooooooooo many good times.

hmmm. you should probably BBQ to celebrate.








i know just the place, too...

[Hefeweizen]

Does knee-boarding a Nash count? 'Cause if that's the case then I'm like 17 years deep, ugh... nuh nah nuh nah!