Location Stereotypes

[ze RJM]

i would like to hear an oyster bay, long island stereotype.

I was getting ready to ask about LI.  and no Chicago yet??

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i would like to hear an oyster bay, long island stereotype.

Covered

[Alien Sweatshop]

i would like to hear an oyster bay, long island stereotype.

Long Island - Italian Guidos who are really stylish yet put out a minimal amount of footage after 20 years of being in skateboarding. Some also have big noses and enjoy leaving the island for San Francisco to ride for Anti Hero. Their gear consist of Chocolate, anti Hero, AWS, Converse and Nike. Trick of choice is nollie fs 180 over brooklyn banks rail. We also like drinking Ice Tea and having gay anal sex with seagulls.

[Alien Sweatshop]

Chicago - Latin Kings who are huge Obama supporters. Gear consists of Jordans, Nike SB's, Nike 6.0's, Plan B, Element and Reeboks. Trick of choice is the old school kickflip.

Ozzie - Rasta looking blonde kids who skate alot of transitions who drink so much they piss out of their anuses. They also like pretending to be dustin dollin. Gear consists of Globe, Vans, Real, Blind, Baker, Deathwish, Cliche' and Blueprint. Trick of choice is the street airwalk.

Compton - Don't want to say anything as I could get shot. Gear consists of Supra, Emerica, Baker, Deathwish, and whatever Reynolds is wearing/skating. Trick of choice is the nollie heelflip

Washington DC - Badasses who drink beer with strippers and have cool beards. They are also one of GWB's many heroes. They are able to be comedic and be amazing at skateboarding as well. Gear consists of eS, Organika, Coors, Krooked, Adidas and Real. Trick of choice is the nosewheelie

Washington Not DC - Hesh scum who like throwing themselves down 500000 stair handrails with 6000 kinks. They also like listening to slayer while stimulating their girlfriends. Gear consists of Creature, Anti Hero, Vox and Vans. Trick of choice is the 5-0

[brettHB11]

not to get confused with the OC one..how bout..
San Diego
Huntington Beach
Hollywood

[Alien Sweatshop]

Huntington Beach - Freestyle Motocross broskis. Gear of choice Toyota, jeep, motorola, boost mobile and Mongoose. Trick of choice is the double backflip

Hollywood - Skaters who like to shave their heads while being followed around by papparazis. They also like smacking up Rihanna. Gear of choice includes Plan B, DC and Famous Stars and Straps. Trick of choice is the camel toe flash

San Diego - Two stepbrothers who skate and have to deal with their evil little sister who always spoils their plans. Gear of choice is Sk8Mafia, Organika, Stereo, Osiris, Circa and DC. Trick of choice is the back crook to switch back crook on another ledge

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I can't believe how knowledgable you are. Do you want to be a moderator?

[brettHB11]

Heres what i was thinkin.
San Diego-Skaters who keep up with the DIY world and shred.Lots of heshys and wanna be heshys.Pros and Ams are locals at WSVT.Gear includes Vox,Vans,Creature,Ralph Mouths,Dickies and some tight pants.

Huntington Beach-Bunch of surfers and skaters who are into punk rock and skating backyard pools.Home to lots of companies.Dont give a shit about any trends. Gear includes black label,antihero,emergency,vans,local companies,draven,emerica,baker/deathwish.

Hollywood-Skaters who skate part time and club it up part time.They wear skin tight pants and are trendy.Good at stairs,handrails, and unique tricks.Often have mustaches.Gear includes death skateboards,dekline,deathwish,baker,pig,foundation.

[lateskate]

i would like to hear an oyster bay, long island stereotype.

Covered

jacked AND tanned? must be a new haircut

[lateskate]

Quebec - Usually wear Plan B, Circa, Red Dragon, DC or DGK gear. Preffer size 50 pants and XXXL shirts and snarl after landing tricks. Favorite trick is the switch buttery ass tre bomb

fixed

[the WORMER]

Nashua, New Hampshire

[elastic back]

tallahassee, florida

[Hefeweizen]

Albuquerque, New Mexico

[Alien Sweatshop]

Florida - Skaters who like to pretend that they're actually skating in New York City. They also like skating cellar doors when there are most likely very smooth spots over there. Gear consists of Traffic, Vans, Adidas, Krooked and Real. Trick of choice is the 5-0 fakie. Hobbies include having sex with alligators and sleeping in tanning beds.

New Hampshire - People live in New Hampshire?!?!?!?!?!?!?

New Mexico - You got me stumped.

Spain - Passionate lovers, smooth talking skateboarders who star in telenovelas. They like skating ledges alot, they are also passionate catholicts and like to talk about sex a whole lot. Gear consists of choclate, Cliche' and lakai. Trick of choice is the backsmith kickflip out

Brazil - Jock vert skaters who are also sexy passionate lovers who star in telenovelas. They also enjoy skating vert in all pads and having sex witht heir wives in their private compounds. Gear consists of Flip, Ipath, eS and Chocolate. Trick of choice is the 900

The Netherlands - Skateboarders by day, prostitutes by night. They are also gingers. Gear consists of lingerie, dildoes, vibrators, a penis, Enjoi, Nike SB and 1 dollar make up. Trick of choice is the heelflip.

[Alien Sweatshop]

Boston - Irish wiggers from the burbs who rock new eras and hoodies. They like listening to lil wayne and having gay club parties to T-Pain. Gear consists of Plan B, eS, DC, Circa, Adio, Real, City and Adidas. Trick of choice is the 5-0 kickflip to 5-0