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« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2009, 06:36:18 AM »
afghanistan and japan.
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« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2009, 11:15:51 AM »
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afghanistan and japan.
Skaters from afghanistan are the bomb.
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« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2009, 11:18:30 AM »
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afghanistan and japan.
Skaters from afghanistan are the bomb.

ouch. +1 for the wordplay anyway.
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« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2009, 11:20:36 AM »
I want to be stereotyped, I want to be classfied.
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« Reply #34 on: February 13, 2009, 11:22:27 AM »
I forgot the "jK LOLL"

But lets hear what every single skateboarder from Japan partakes in.
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« Reply #35 on: February 13, 2009, 11:53:21 AM »
they buy their boards out of vending machines and all look like anime charachters
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« Reply #36 on: February 13, 2009, 11:57:26 AM »
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they buy their boards out of vending machines and all look like anime charachters

board of choice is a hook-ups. hell, who are we kidding. it is a supreme shop deck. and a supreme 5 panel hat is a must. and the skaters photograph themselves. trick of choice: whatever they are doing in nyc...or a japan air (whatever is funnier).

i suck at this. Ralph Mouth, get on it.
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« Reply #37 on: February 13, 2009, 12:05:15 PM »
Quote from: Eastward on February 13, 2009, 04:11:26 AM
New Mexico - You got me stumped.

Haha, cherse.
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« Reply #38 on: February 13, 2009, 12:12:10 PM »
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New Mexico - You got me stumped.

Haha, cherse.

 i am going to guess it has something to do with fedoras and sunglasses and skating ditches. but maybe that is arizona...
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« Reply #39 on: February 13, 2009, 12:20:00 PM »
Quote from: the elastic back on February 13, 2009, 11:18:30 AM
Quote from: Indy Trucks/Rock on February 13, 2009, 11:15:51 AM
Quote from: the elastic back on February 13, 2009, 06:36:18 AM
afghanistan and japan.
Skaters from afghanistan are the bomb.

ouch. +1 for the wordplay anyway.

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« Reply #40 on: February 13, 2009, 12:20:44 PM »
Middle East - Skate in togas. Gear of choice is Bueno and a turban. Trick of choice is the bomb drop.

Japan - Anime looking people. They like collecting the newest 1000 dollar dunks and always fill up skate video premiers. They also like making huge crowds whenever a pro does a trick down one of Japans many perfect spots. Gear of choice is Supreme, tight red jeans, blue hair, purple eyes, a pokeball, the latest advancedment in technology, Tokyo Dunks, Hook Ups and Nintendo. Trick of choice is the Japan air and the Judo air.

Milwaukee - Drunken hicks who can only spin frontside and wear fedoras. They also enjoy self cheering and snapping their fingers after they have ejaculated over their girlfriends. They also like to think of themselves as the new Chad Muska. Gear of choice is Almost, Globe, Oakley, Jeep, Red Bull, Kr3w and Supra. Hobbies include masturbating to their own ads and praying to the great Chad Muska so that they can finally spin backside. Trick of choice is the fs 270 boardslide/lipslide/noseblunt/blutslide.

Arizona - Hippies who wear tye-dye t shirts and look like they are sleeping. They also enjoy doing polejams into ditches. Gear of choice is Toy Machine, Baker, Deathwish, Vans, Converse and Volcom. Trick of choice is the polejam and the wallie.
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« Reply #41 on: February 13, 2009, 12:26:13 PM »
Ohio - Short wiggers who have their own personal bodyguards, bull dogs and mini horses. They also own fun factories. Gear consists of DC, Plan B, AWS and Habitat. Trick of choice is the bobby light.

San Clemente - Just regular kids who can 360 flip lipslide in front of huge crowds of fans and can't seem to find a chill girl. They also believe that a signature chapstick would be cool. Gear consists of Every non-skateboarding sponsor on the planet, Etnies and Plan B. Trick of choice is the front feeble and the bs flip
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« Reply #42 on: February 13, 2009, 12:37:56 PM »
Quote from: the elastic back on February 13, 2009, 12:12:10 PM
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New Mexico - You got me stumped.

Haha, cherse.

 i am going to guess it has something to do with fedoras and sunglasses and skating ditches. but maybe that is arizona...

That's a fair assessment. Less fedoras, more New Era caps.
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« Reply #43 on: February 13, 2009, 02:19:31 PM »
East coast surfers are jock posers with crappy style. They wear Billabong and Element and conveniently only hit the ways  couple times a month. They bug clothes already torn and worn in to look like they have been on the beach regularly. kooks. their trick of choice is the bail. I don't care if you are on vacation in Cali. LOCALS ONLY! I hear Disneyland has a wave pool. Have fun.
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« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2009, 06:53:22 PM »
Quote from: Hefeweizen on February 13, 2009, 12:37:56 PM
Quote from: the elastic back on February 13, 2009, 12:12:10 PM
Quote from: Hefeweizen on February 13, 2009, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Eastward on February 13, 2009, 04:11:26 AM
New Mexico - You got me stumped.

Haha, cherse.

 i am going to guess it has something to do with fedoras and sunglasses and skating ditches. but maybe that is arizona...

That's a fair assessment. Less fedoras, more New Era caps.

Shouldn't there be something about cocaine, throwing dudes off the Rio Grande Bridge and skating the features in the plaza?

I lived there 10 years ago...  Maybe things have changed a little.
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