Location Stereotypes

[Royal With Cheese]

Texas?

[Alien Sweatshop]

Texas - Just average gentlemen escaping from jail by hitching onto a train. Like playing the banjo and have 50 kids in their town thats about to be destroyed by the sherrif. The warden wants you to start a baseball team against the guards. Gear consists of Bueno, Cowboy boots and handcuffs. Trick of choice is the hickflip

[hardcoreskates]

^^^I actually like that.  Good show.^^^

[Hefeweizen]

New Mexico - You got me stumped.

Haha, cherse.

 i am going to guess it has something to do with fedoras and sunglasses and skating ditches. but maybe that is arizona...

That's a fair assessment. Less fedoras, more New Era caps.

Shouldn't there be something about cocaine, throwing dudes off the Rio Grande Bridge and skating the features in the plaza?

I lived there 10 years ago...  Maybe things have changed a little.

It's still pretty similar. All the older dude's are blowed out, throwing the little kids in new era caps off the bridge. Here's me and my bronze homey kickin' it live, shreddin' the features of the sidewalk across the street from the plaza.

[The brycickle]

Lincoln, NE

[the WORMER]

United Arab Emirates

[DevinSB]

Oh please go on!
Got anything for the south? I'm from Atlanta...

Do go on, I live in Chattanooga, TN....I would love to hear a stereotype for my town....

[Alien Sweatshop]

Chattanooga - durty south rappers who ride skateboards. They make horrible music and idolize little wayne to the point that they wear "weezy is my homeboy" t shirts. They are also unaware of any hip hop that isn't on Sucker Free. Gear of choice is weezy is my homeboy t shirts, blanks, Sean Malto pro models, Toy Machines and Emericas. trick of choice is the kickflip of the Weezy Grab.

[El Benito]

his stereotype on oregon was pretty acurate. i mean, i do like to bark when my friends land sick tricks.

[Alien Sweatshop]

Philly - obscure vulcanized shoe wearing 30 year olds who miss LOVE park so they skate a bunch of cellar doors. They also enjoy buying 3 dollar Ralph Mouths and bragging about how obscure they are. Gear consists of Habitat, Traffic, Vox, Adidas, Ipath, DC and Vans. Trick of choice is the 5-0 fakie

Wherever Mike V's from - Old men who haven't put out a good part in years. They also can't let go of their boards and when they do handplants they're really trying to stick their boards down their vaginas. Gear consists of everything Element. Trick of choice is anything that involved putting your hand on your board without leaving the ground.

[elastic back]

mike v is from jersey.

dude, your stereotypes are starting to all sound alike...mostly. try flipping your style, yo.

[Alien Sweatshop]

UAE - Terrorist skaters who like to bomb people if they beat them in a game of skate. They also like bombing buildings and stealing skateboards.  They also meditate while skating therefore being able to levitate when doing ollies. 5 minute long ollies! Gear consists of anything they can steal from a bombed mall. Trick of choice is the mctwist. They also drive taxis to spots

[stewpidphuck]

id hate to see you analyze the area your from. it isnt looking too good.....

[Alien Sweatshop]

I already did. We're lazy guidos who do ollies into obscure banks while skating to "Don't Bother Me" by bad brains.

[Adumb]

Denver? and I wanna see what comes up for that Lincoln, Nebraska post