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Alien Sweatshop
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« Reply #60 on: February 19, 2009, 10:57:09 AM »
Colorado: There are only 5 skaters; Eric, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Butters. Eric is a fatass with a buttery ass nollie flip and with fred gall "steez", Stan skates like Sean Malto thus, extremely boring, Kyle is jewish, he enjoys doing backflips down sets of stairs, Kenny is a ripper but Gator always kill him, Butters skates like buttery ass donovan and can do grape flips and bannana grabs. Gear consist of Real, Burton, Think, Adio and Vans. Trick of choice is the bigspin heelflip.
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« Reply #61 on: February 19, 2009, 05:41:44 PM »
Quote from: Eastward on February 19, 2009, 10:57:09 AM
Kenny is a ripper but Gator always kill him,
I'll give you that one, somewhat funny.
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« Reply #62 on: February 19, 2009, 08:22:27 PM »
Where is your details of Tulsa Oklahoma?
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« Reply #63 on: February 20, 2009, 09:11:19 AM »
I want to hear what you have to say about those valley scum. Also, do Malibu.
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« Reply #64 on: February 20, 2009, 09:18:51 AM »
Malibu - spoiled brats. gear of choice is Ripcurl, etnies sandals and vans sandals. Trick of choice is the fs reverse? yeah I think that's a surf trick.
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« Reply #65 on: February 23, 2009, 12:10:31 AM »
seattle?

i want to know what me and my friends are like.
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« Reply #66 on: March 04, 2009, 12:06:53 PM »
This thread reminded me of this:

www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/scenesters.htm
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« Reply #67 on: March 04, 2009, 12:51:46 PM »
he left out one of the biggest cities try  LA, California.... i want to see that....
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« Reply #68 on: March 04, 2009, 12:53:51 PM »
Quote from: The Westwood on March 04, 2009, 12:06:53 PM
This thread reminded me of this:

www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/scenesters.htm

that's awesome
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« Reply #69 on: March 04, 2009, 12:56:09 PM »
Quote from: The Westwood on March 04, 2009, 12:06:53 PM
This thread reminded me of this:

www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/scenesters.htm

a friend of mine probably went through half of these. i haven't really seen him since high school, so there is a huge chance that he may have completed it.
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« Reply #70 on: March 04, 2009, 12:57:12 PM »
Where the hell did you find that?
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« Reply #71 on: March 04, 2009, 01:03:03 PM »
Quote from: Anarchy_skate_krew on March 04, 2009, 12:51:46 PM
he left out one of the biggest cities try  LA, California.... i want to see that....

refer to these:

Quote from: Alien Sweatshop on February 11, 2009, 12:46:54 PM
Simi Valley - Cute redhead/brunette young men who like to wear white t shirts and black jeans. They also enjoy adding double flips to their hardflips and naming their new tricks after fruits. They are also credited for the invention of the word "butttery" to describe something sick. Hobbies include asking someone to "post footy" on their favorite messageboard. Gear consists of Girl, Sk8mafia, Lakai, DVS, Chocolate and Matix. Trick of choice is the tre flip noseslide.

Quote from: Alien Sweatshop on February 10, 2009, 07:06:25 PM
Orange County - Cute men looking for chill girls. Like dressing like Nick Trappasso and hobbies include masturbating to Sean Malto's overcrooks and complaining about Alex Olson's part in Fully Flared. Gear consists of Girl, chocolate, manchester selects, adidas campus vulc, Reynolds 3's, Baker, Deathwish and like wearing cords and Ralph Mouths when it's hot as shit outside. Trick of choice is the nollie heel noseslide on 2 inch curbs at 0.00005 miles per hour filmed by their best friends VX camera

Quote from: Alien Sweatshop on February 12, 2009, 04:18:16 PM
Huntington Beach - Freestyle Motocross broskis. Gear of choice Toyota, jeep, motorola, boost mobile and Mongoose. Trick of choice is the double backflip

Hollywood - Skaters who like to shave their heads while being followed around by papparazis. They also like smacking up Rihanna. Gear of choice includes Plan B, DC and Famous Stars and Straps. Trick of choice is the camel toe flash

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Compton - Don't want to say anything as I could get shot. Gear consists of Supra, Emerica, Baker, Deathwish, and whatever Reynolds is wearing/skating. Trick of choice is the nollie heelflip
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« Reply #72 on: March 05, 2009, 07:21:48 AM »
Quote from: Darry Curtis on February 19, 2009, 08:22:27 PM
Where is your details of Tulsa Oklahoma?

It's Fern, Yo!!!!
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« Reply #73 on: March 05, 2009, 10:05:33 AM »
i mean LA( the city) not OC and all that, thats not LA............
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« Reply #74 on: March 05, 2009, 03:41:12 PM »
Quote from: Alien Sweatshop on February 18, 2009, 08:35:29 AM
Philly - obscure vulcanized shoe wearing 30 year olds who miss LOVE park so they skate a bunch of cellar doors. They also enjoy buying 3 dollar Ralph Mouths and bragging about how obscure they are. Gear consists of Habitat, Traffic, Vox, Adidas, Ipath, DC and Vans. Trick of choice is the 5-0 fakie

Wherever Mike V's from - Old men who haven't put out a good part in years. They also can't let go of their boards and when they do handplants they're really trying to stick their boards down their vaginas. Gear consists of everything Element. Trick of choice is anything that involved putting your hand on your board without leaving the ground.

i have two things to say about this.

philly- vans... only. brown cords, white tee, beanie. trick- the wallie/pole jam... basically any of ricky oyolas tricks... so add ollie to that... in traffic

mike v is from dirty jersey so basically who cares about jersey?
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