Favorite porn sites

[Paper/Scissors]

i like pay porno better, you can fslime your way into getting 10$ a month. yuo just find a time when they are giving away promotional cheap months to join, then you quit after the 2nd or 3rd month.a message will come up saying "are yuo sure you want to quit? brazzers.com is prepared to offer you 10$ a month forever". i was sold on that. i am sketched out about youporn and shit like that, i always get viruses / adware frrom those damn popups on sites liek that. plus its always daily updates. bang bros and brazzers are really the only good ones to pay for.

Paying 10 dollars a month for something that your supposed to be engaging in in real life? I don't even like masterbating too much because it takes away from having sex, but paying for it? I would feel obligated to beat it until skin was raw.

[the WORMER]

masturbation is completely normal
I don't really like porn that much, but saying "you shouldn't masturbate because you should be having real sex" is stupid, its attitudes like that that contribute to the stigmatization of sexuality, especially in the US

[Paper/Scissors]

Having a girlfriend that likes sex just as much as I do is awesome except for when I have already jacked it that day and can't get off easily with her. Thats my argument. I agree with you.

[Paper/Scissors]

Once you get a girlfriend you should stop masturbating.

The best blowjob of my life...I couldn't get off because I had just jacked off like 45 min before...it was amazing, but I couldn't drop the hammer, and was it was fuckin' embarassing.

The end.

This

[rawbertson]

i used to have a girlfriend, id bang her like 4 times a day, and like shed want me to fuck her twice back-to-back, id be so drained, when i wasnt performin well, shed hop off and start suckin

 she was just a fiend for cock, a real slut who loved to swallow. she wasnt that hot though. met this new girl last weekend who is way hotter and ten thousand times cooler, but probably 1/8 the slut. but i dont know yet.

[elastic back]

i used to have a girlfriend, id bang her like 4 times a day, and like shed want me to fuck her twice back-to-back, id be so drained, when i wasnt performin well, shed hop off and start suckin

 she was just a fiend for cock, a real slut who loved to swallow. she wasnt that hot though. met this new girl last weekend who is way hotter and ten thousand times cooler, but probably 1/8 the slut. but i dont know yet.

wow. 

[rawbertson]

oh , and my brother was on my computer this weekend, stumbled upon this gem

www.puretna.com

thousands and thousands of porno torrents.

[the WORMER]

you and your brother look at porn together?

[rawbertson]

HAHA, ew, no, i just saw it on the history, you know where you type in the web address

[bailgun]

sure you did.


you and your brother play the cracker game.

ADMIT IT.

[Paper/Scissors]

you and your brother look at porn together?

I remember the good old days when we would watch scramble porn with all of our friends splitting some wings.

Good
Times

the cracker game.

Soggy cookie

[the WORMER]

I've always used a biscuit instead of a cookie but I guess it depends on the time of day

[Paper/Scissors]

Special gravey biscuit

ew

[rawbertson]

i heard of dudes who used to do that on hockey teams

[the WORMER]

on an entire hockey team?  And then the loser had to eat the whole team after?