Girl Workshop B Interview

[boymachine]

Why the hell are you still on this board?

Why are you trying to associate Thrasher with SLAP?

Boredom

Because I actually have a life and think beef between 2 internet forums is fucking retarded, "omg get off our turf". Get some fresh air dude, start ripping liek you said you would.

I agree with this statement, people take message boards to serious these days. But your still a gross little grom.
 
Are you getting turned on by all these questions ?

[Paper/Scissors]

Would you rather skydive without a parachute or stand in front of a speeding train?

Stand in front of a moving train, I could always just get out of the way. If I skydive without a parachute im dead.

Not an option guy. Can you please at least follow through with doing so?

Ok new one: Would you rather be hit in the face repetively by dijo's fists until you died or be set on fire with napalm (you can't put it out, I'm tellin ya) and run around until you died?

[Alien Sweatshop]

Why the hell are you still on this board?

Why are you trying to associate Thrasher with SLAP?

Boredom

Because I actually have a life and think beef between 2 internet forums is fucking retarded, "omg get off our turf". Get some fresh air dude, start ripping liek you said you would.

I agree with this statement, people take message boards to serious these days. But your still a gross little grom.
 
Are you getting turned on by all these questions ?

Yes, very hard. My dick is becoming a puddle of blood.

Would you rather skydive without a parachute or stand in front of a speeding train?

Stand in front of a moving train, I could always just get out of the way. If I skydive without a parachute im dead.

Not an option guy. Can you please at least follow through with doing so?

Ok new one: Would you rather be hit in the face repetively by dijo's fists until you died or be set on fire with napalm (you can't put it out, I'm tellin ya) and run around until you died?

Dijo, computers are inanimate objects thus, he would do no harm to me. I could always just delete all his data and shit.

[Schmitty]

What do you think of the epic Solitary Confinement section I made for you, and why aren't you using it?

[C H U C K]

GWB got his own section. Wow little guy, that's better than any Slap interview, work it dude!

[Paper/Scissors]

Why the hell are you still on this board?

Why are you trying to associate Thrasher with SLAP?

Boredom

Because I actually have a life and think beef between 2 internet forums is fucking retarded, "omg get off our turf". Get some fresh air dude, start ripping liek you said you would.

I agree with this statement, people take message boards to serious these days. But your still a gross little grom.
 
Are you getting turned on by all these questions ?

Yes, very hard. My dick is becoming a puddle of blood.

Would you rather skydive without a parachute or stand in front of a speeding train?

Stand in front of a moving train, I could always just get out of the way. If I skydive without a parachute im dead.

Not an option guy. Can you please at least follow through with doing so?

Ok new one: Would you rather be hit in the face repetively by dijo's fists until you died or be set on fire with napalm (you can't put it out, I'm tellin ya) and run around until you died?

Dijo, computers are inanimate objects thus, he would do no harm to me. I could always just delete all his data and shit.

These aren't trick questions so don't give me a trick answer you trick.

Would you rather be beaten over the head with a nike blazer until you were mentally challenged or be Ryan Shecklers personal handjob giver, everyday, 4 times a day?

[The Westwood]

Dan Pensyl or Clark Hassler?

[elastic back]

do one of those "25 things" notes that everyone is doing on facebook. are you on facebook? if not, basically you list 25 random things about yourself that most people probably didn't know.

[Alien Sweatshop]

What do you think of the epic Solitary Confinement section I made for you, and why aren't you using it?

nobody seems to use it but I'll give it a shot

Dan Pensyl or Clark Hassler?

Pensyl, Clark is rad too and a really nice guy.

Why the hell are you still on this board?

Why are you trying to associate Thrasher with SLAP?

Boredom

Because I actually have a life and think beef between 2 internet forums is fucking retarded, "omg get off our turf". Get some fresh air dude, start ripping liek you said you would.

I agree with this statement, people take message boards to serious these days. But your still a gross little grom.
 
Are you getting turned on by all these questions ?

Yes, very hard. My dick is becoming a puddle of blood.

Would you rather skydive without a parachute or stand in front of a speeding train?

Stand in front of a moving train, I could always just get out of the way. If I skydive without a parachute im dead.

Not an option guy. Can you please at least follow through with doing so?

Ok new one: Would you rather be hit in the face repetively by dijo's fists until you died or be set on fire with napalm (you can't put it out, I'm tellin ya) and run around until you died?

Dijo, computers are inanimate objects thus, he would do no harm to me. I could always just delete all his data and shit.

These aren't trick questions so don't give me a trick answer you trick.

Would you rather be beaten over the head with a nike blazer until you were mentally challenged or be Ryan Shecklers personal handjob giver, everyday, 4 times a day?

Uhh blazer for sure, I don't wanna waste 5 hours looking for his dick.

do one of those "25 things" notes that everyone is doing on facebook. are you on facebook? if not, basically you list 25 random things about yourself that most people probably didn't know.

1. I'm OCD
2. I'm 5'9"
3. My first board was incredible hulk
4. My idol in life is Bobby Worrest
5. I was born in Queens but moved over to Long Island a year or so afterwards
6. I have short hair
7. I preffer brunettes
8. I don't clean up after masturbation due to the fact that my milk oozes rather than shooting out
9. I have a fetish for Latinas, preferably those from the Carribean, Argentina, Chile, Colombia and Venezuela
10. I prefer chinoes over cords
11. I don't collect sneakers
12. I used to be super religious and prayed for forgiveness every time I would masturbate when I was young
13. I bumped into Cardiel in the subway once
14. Many attractive women have said my eyes are beautiful
15. I can speak some spanish and a bit of latin
16. I have never been outside of the east coast
17. I am a virgin unless HJ's count
18. My favorite skate video of all time is photosynthesis
19. I actually liked Dill's part in Mosaic
20. My skateboarding was influenced the most by Fred Gall and Pappalardo
21. I never liked Sheckler even before the sheckler hate and I still don't like him after superfuture
22. I have met many of my idols but I have yet to meet Freddy
23. I aspire to move to SF, New York City or Miami someday.
24. I have insane athlete's foot
25. I hate highschool

[elastic back]

what do you want to be when you grow up?

your stereo sound agent name: take the word “agent” and add the first 3 digits of your social security number to the end.

your movie star name: take your middle name and then add your mother’s maiden name to the end of it.

your robot name: alternate your initials and the middle digits of your social security. (think C3P0!)

your porn star name: take the name of the street that you live on, add your first pet’s name.

you space vision: add a "/" between the last 4 numbers of your ssn (like 23/45)

if you could be any animal, what would it be?

do you ever plan on having any kids?

why are your eyes so pretty? please show us a photo.

how much do you weigh?

shout outs?

[bucky fellini]

how many spatulas does it take to flip a gnarly omelet?

[Alien Sweatshop]

what do you want to be when you grow up?

your stereo sound agent name: take the word “agent” and add the first 3 digits of your social security number to the end.

your movie star name: take your middle name and then add your mother’s maiden name to the end of it.

your robot name: alternate your initials and the middle digits of your social security. (think C3P0!)

your porn star name: take the name of the street that you live on, add your first pet’s name.

you space vision: add a "/" between the last 4 numbers of your ssn (like 23/45)

if you could be any animal, what would it be?

do you ever plan on having any kids?

why are your eyes so pretty? please show us a photo.

how much do you weigh?

shout outs?

Some dude who works behind a cubicle or maybe a photographer or maybe, just maybe a pro skater

no

no

no

fluffles maple

no

A dog

Maybe

just cause, and I don't want to give you any child porn to enjoy yourself to, so no.

I weigh 50 pounds

Noone.

how many spatulas does it take to flip a gnarly omelet?

2.

[elastic back]

you can't say no, i thought you were going to answer all of our questions.

and i like kiddie eyeball porn.

[Jed Eckert]

17. I am a virgin unless HJ's count

When that guy from Slap was giving you the reach around, did you buck hard?

[Schmitty]

What do you think of all the Swayze madness on the boards?