Most ridiculous thing someone has said about skateboarding

[elastic back]

maybe that jock knew that guy and that is why he told lopli's friend "all skaters smoke weed."

[lopli]

I don't guess I blame him. He doesn't know enough about skating, and people always seem to judge before they understand something. I could say the same thing about football. Never was a fan of it.

[Greg Smith]

I was writing a paper on evaluating my local skate park and I am not a good writer by any means, but my teacher gives a comment that said, I know you audience is skateboarders but you still need correct grammar.  I just thought the comment was pretty funny.  It makes it seem like skaters don't care about grammar. 

[Jono123]

Everything that Morgan Burgess says in the comment threads on this site.

[rawbertson]

someone wrote "if you relax your wrists when you manual you will double your distance" on this very message board.

[Queen Buzzo]

Relax your wrists, apply wax, get stoked on some tits and your manual will double the usual distance. Also, there is a chance that you get it faster than previous tries.

[FedUp]

 I went to class , in college, with my skateboard and we have this really nerdy teacher who teaches us about digital circuits and stuff and he asked me if i could help him with a box of paperwork. I said alright and then he saw that i was carrying my board and answered "Can you do it?? Because you have your airplane with you".  I burst into tears from laughing.

 The other day we were skating a 3 stair to a horizontal ledge in a plaza that attracts lots of old people. After a few minutes one of them approaches us and says "Kids is there any problem with you why do you wanna kill yourselves?"

[dtotherob]

anything rawbertson says.

[Dave Sullivan]

I was skating in a shop and the worker came over and gos " OI STOP THAT, o you skate YES !!!" he let us skate in the shop.

[Team No Way]

Doucher kid w/ a ripstick (addressing me & my kids who were all on skateboards, obviously trying to shine me on):  What's up?  Walmart boards?
Me (while skating away & ignoring/acknowledging him):  Nope.  One's a Real, the other's a Baker.  No bullshit for my kids.
Doucher:  Man, I haven't stepped on a 4 wheeled board since I got this thing like a year ago...

Time for me to start just going to park while ALL the kiddies are at school during the day.

[SHitflea]

said the kid with the 6.5 foot longboard, "you would be surprised how much vert I can get with this thing..."

[Cris]

Can you kickflip

been asked a thousand times.

i skate only tranny

[dtotherob]

so you choose to not do kickflips because you only skate tranny?  that's the worst thing i've heard.  you either skate, or you don't.

[Teds Wild]

I only skate 60 degree marble banks, but only if they are 3 to 5 feet high.