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« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2009, 02:32:38 PM »
Quote from: thee bailgun on February 27, 2009, 02:21:34 PM
he's deleting a lot of them.

good, maybe his medications kicking in
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So i herd u liek mudkipz
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2009, 02:49:04 PM »
Random suit at while trying to skate some ledge front of a office building:
suit: "hey you cant skateboard here!"
me: "why? what did I do?"
suit: "what will happen when you fall and break something? i get sued"
me: "im not gonna sue you"
suit: "Yeah, you say that now but when you run out of pot thats a different story"
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« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2009, 04:56:48 PM »
^laff out loud. I had a guy today ask if we had "skidplates" so he could put them on his kids year old flip deck that had razor tail. How a blitz dist. deck has lasted a year, I couldn't tell you. Well yeah I could...the kids ten. I also had a lady come in and ask if I could take a look at her kid's rip-stick she had run over with her car. But still, this is off topic. I forgot what I was originally gonna say.
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So i herd u liek mudkipz
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2009, 05:21:32 PM »
"Do you roller blade too?"
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« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2009, 07:30:48 PM »
i had a dad not want me to put grip on his kids board once, "so he wouldn't ruin his shoes anymore."
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« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2009, 08:58:54 PM »
the old "i used to skate......"
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« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2009, 12:34:29 AM »
Quote from: a sad little 55 year old man who lives with his parents in nashville  on December 12, 2008, 02:14:08 PM
Dude, mountainboarders can bust anything bigger than skateboarders.  Just look at the picks that were posted here.  We do 12 sets like it was nothing.

Skateboarders just kick flip like little ballet dancers.

I dare any skateboarder to challange me at a skatepark.  You may laugh but you better stay out of my landing zone because I am a bad ass mountainboarder.  I will land on your little popcicle board and laugh when it snaps.
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« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2009, 01:12:00 AM »
Quote from: ze RJM on February 27, 2009, 02:32:38 PM
Quote from: thee bailgun on February 27, 2009, 02:21:34 PM
he's deleting a lot of them.

good, maybe his medications kicking in
Oh, are you fellas talking about that creepy old guy on the funny contraption that looked sorta like a skateboard?

I've seen his type before. Once they're exposed for the bottom feeding cowards they truly are, they tend to run and hide.

I wouldn't worry about him anymore. Agent Pappas got his man, and the skateparks are safe again.........



































For now. Lao Tsu said that eternal vigilance is the price of peace.
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« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2009, 09:31:42 AM »
A woman pulled over next to me while I was skating down the sidewalk and asked me "how do you do those jumps, are there springs in the axles or something?"
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« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2009, 05:01:28 PM »
Most things Bob Burnquist says about skateboarding will probably bum me out.

The neighbor girls used to yell at me when I was skating..."Do you know Tony Hawk?"  Etc.  It was just nice to get attention from girls.
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« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2009, 10:49:55 PM »
Quote from: the redline on February 28, 2009, 05:01:28 PM
Most things Bob Burnquist says about skateboarding will probably bum me out.

The neighbor girls used to yell at me when I was skating..."Do you know Tony Hawk?"  Etc.  It was just nice to get attention from girls.
On the Tony Hawk note...

I love how anytime my friends refer to a skateboarder it's always Tony Hawk, even if it's "or your going to grind that ledge like tony hawk right?". If they only knew...

They did say that I was actually good now, so that kinda cheered me up.
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So i herd u liek mudkipz
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2009, 07:36:11 AM »
Agreed. The Vov and Hawk rip though.
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« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2009, 09:24:59 AM »
"The urban art of skateboarding is just that: An art. It combines the athleticism of gymnastics with the choreography of ice skating, with all of the in-your-face aggression of a street fight."



Wow is alll I have to say. Who knew so much kook could be in one person.
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« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2009, 09:33:53 AM »
Quote from: Motor City 5 on March 07, 2009, 09:24:59 AM
"The urban art of skateboarding is just that: An art. It combines the athleticism of gymnastics with the choreography of ice skating, with all of the in-your-face aggression of a street fight."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKXdqM9p-wI

Wow is alll I have to say. Who knew so much kook could be in one person.

Many lulz were had

I like when the narrator calls trucks "rollerskates on the bottom of the board".
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« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2009, 09:40:38 AM »
Quote from: Indy Trucks/Rock on March 07, 2009, 09:33:53 AM
Quote from: Motor City 5 on March 07, 2009, 09:24:59 AM
"The urban art of skateboarding is just that: An art. It combines the athleticism of gymnastics with the choreography of ice skating, with all of the in-your-face aggression of a street fight."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKXdqM9p-wI

Wow is alll I have to say. Who knew so much kook could be in one person.

Many lulz were had

I like when the narrator calls trucks "rollerskates on the bottom of the board".

HAHA yep it's hilarious when someone who doesn't know a fucking thing about skateboarding try to sum it up into words
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